James Montgomery
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Death of A Unicorn is a fun creature feature with some violence & plenty of hilarious moments, the cast all give excellent performances, Will Poulter's asshole rich boy & Anthony Carrigan's suffering employee amount for most of the laughs 6.5/10
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January 18, 2026 at 10:48 PM
Death of A Unicorn is a fun creature feature with some violence & plenty of hilarious moments, the cast all give excellent performances, Will Poulter's asshole rich boy & Anthony Carrigan's suffering employee amount for most of the laughs 6.5/10
The Toxic Avenger (2025) is a big dumb ridiculous film that doesn't take itself serious. Its gross & ultra violent & even has some hilarious moments but won't be for everyone, found it was lacking charm & at times became quite a dull viewing experience 5.5/10
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January 18, 2026 at 10:35 PM
The Toxic Avenger (2025) is a big dumb ridiculous film that doesn't take itself serious. Its gross & ultra violent & even has some hilarious moments but won't be for everyone, found it was lacking charm & at times became quite a dull viewing experience 5.5/10
Eddington is a truly unique film experience, it feels like doom scrolling or a comments section as a film. Its a black comedy drama with a fantastic performance from Joaquin Phoenix but the run time is bloated & the pacing is atrocious, a film designed to ruffle feathers 6/10
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January 18, 2026 at 11:06 AM
Eddington is a truly unique film experience, it feels like doom scrolling or a comments section as a film. Its a black comedy drama with a fantastic performance from Joaquin Phoenix but the run time is bloated & the pacing is atrocious, a film designed to ruffle feathers 6/10
I Swear is a truly beautiful film, it is equal parts emotionally heartbreaking as it is an inspiring underdog story. Robert Aramayo gives a stellar performance as the audience goes from waves of tears to laughter throughout, an important film everyone should see 10/10
January 16, 2026 at 11:06 PM
I Swear is a truly beautiful film, it is equal parts emotionally heartbreaking as it is an inspiring underdog story. Robert Aramayo gives a stellar performance as the audience goes from waves of tears to laughter throughout, an important film everyone should see 10/10
28 Years Later The Bone Temple is a sequel that proves more chaotic & full of gore & violence. The film does lack the emotional core of its predecessor but more than makes up for it with superb performances from Ralph Fiennes & Jack O'Connell 8/10
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January 16, 2026 at 7:50 PM
28 Years Later The Bone Temple is a sequel that proves more chaotic & full of gore & violence. The film does lack the emotional core of its predecessor but more than makes up for it with superb performances from Ralph Fiennes & Jack O'Connell 8/10
Marty Supreme is absolutely incredible, Timothée Chalamet gives a career best performance that is effortlessly charismatic, the pacing is superb as the film glides along with every scene being gripping. A film that is tense, unpredictable & explosive 10/10
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January 4, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Marty Supreme is absolutely incredible, Timothée Chalamet gives a career best performance that is effortlessly charismatic, the pacing is superb as the film glides along with every scene being gripping. A film that is tense, unpredictable & explosive 10/10
F1 is an exciting adrenaline fuelled thrill ride with extremely impressive race sequences & led by an effortlessly charismatic Brad Pitt. A breathtaking thrill ride from start to finish 8/10
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December 31, 2025 at 11:59 PM
F1 is an exciting adrenaline fuelled thrill ride with extremely impressive race sequences & led by an effortlessly charismatic Brad Pitt. A breathtaking thrill ride from start to finish 8/10
Knives Out is an expertly weaved murder mystery with a modern twist along with an extremely entertaining ensemble cast lead brilliantly by Daniel Craig & Ana De Armas who both give superb performances, a film full of style, sharp wit & clever writing 10/10
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December 31, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Knives Out is an expertly weaved murder mystery with a modern twist along with an extremely entertaining ensemble cast lead brilliantly by Daniel Craig & Ana De Armas who both give superb performances, a film full of style, sharp wit & clever writing 10/10
Caught Stealing is tense & moves at a quick pace, the violence is brutal yet there are still moments of levity through the films humour, the cast is star studded but its Austin Butler's charismatic loser that keeps you invested & rooting for him to succeed 8.5/10
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December 31, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Caught Stealing is tense & moves at a quick pace, the violence is brutal yet there are still moments of levity through the films humour, the cast is star studded but its Austin Butler's charismatic loser that keeps you invested & rooting for him to succeed 8.5/10
Together is a trippy body horror that has so many scenes that will leave you wincing but the strength of the film comes from the fantastic performances from Dave Franco & Allison Brie along with their tremendous on screen chemistry, a disturbing horror film 7.5/10
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December 30, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Together is a trippy body horror that has so many scenes that will leave you wincing but the strength of the film comes from the fantastic performances from Dave Franco & Allison Brie along with their tremendous on screen chemistry, a disturbing horror film 7.5/10
Violent Night is an over the top & goofy Christmas film that can even be a little cringy at times but David Harbour's fun & badass Santa along with some ultra violent action sequences make for an enjoyable time overall 6/10
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December 24, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Violent Night is an over the top & goofy Christmas film that can even be a little cringy at times but David Harbour's fun & badass Santa along with some ultra violent action sequences make for an enjoyable time overall 6/10
The Holdovers is a bittersweet Christmas comedy drama full of heart & hilarious moments too, the acting from Giamatti, Sessa & Joy Randolph is simply superb as is the script & dialogue 8.5/10
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December 24, 2025 at 3:48 PM
The Holdovers is a bittersweet Christmas comedy drama full of heart & hilarious moments too, the acting from Giamatti, Sessa & Joy Randolph is simply superb as is the script & dialogue 8.5/10
Jingle All The Way is festive hijinks turned up to 11 with Arnold Schwarzenegger giving it his all in this honest & satirical holiday comedy, Sinbad & Phil Hartman prove to be excellent supporting players, stealing ever scene they're in. A fun Christmas flick with heart 6.5/10
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December 23, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Jingle All The Way is festive hijinks turned up to 11 with Arnold Schwarzenegger giving it his all in this honest & satirical holiday comedy, Sinbad & Phil Hartman prove to be excellent supporting players, stealing ever scene they're in. A fun Christmas flick with heart 6.5/10
The Night Before has a trio with excellent chemistry in this whacky Christmas comedy with belly laughs a plenty & even some sweet moments, The Church scene is a standout for being hilarious 6.5/10
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December 22, 2025 at 11:57 PM
The Night Before has a trio with excellent chemistry in this whacky Christmas comedy with belly laughs a plenty & even some sweet moments, The Church scene is a standout for being hilarious 6.5/10
Gremlins is a fun 80s Christmas classic with a memorable theme, exceptional creature designs that are cemented in cinema history. A film with soft horror elements, some hilariously mischievous moments & overall is such a sweet film that is rare to find these days 8.5/10
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December 22, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Gremlins is a fun 80s Christmas classic with a memorable theme, exceptional creature designs that are cemented in cinema history. A film with soft horror elements, some hilariously mischievous moments & overall is such a sweet film that is rare to find these days 8.5/10
Die Hard reinvented action films with Bruce Willis wise cracking underdog everyman & Alan Rickman's scene stealing villain, the action sequences are gritty & exciting, a holiday action film that has aged excellently & remains the benchmark 9.5/10
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December 21, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Die Hard reinvented action films with Bruce Willis wise cracking underdog everyman & Alan Rickman's scene stealing villain, the action sequences are gritty & exciting, a holiday action film that has aged excellently & remains the benchmark 9.5/10
Avatar: Fire & Ash may have pacing issues & the plot may feel disjointed at times but the visuals are awe inspiring. A truly unique cinema experience with some groundbreaking effects, exhilarating action sequences & full of imaginative creature designs 7/10
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December 21, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Avatar: Fire & Ash may have pacing issues & the plot may feel disjointed at times but the visuals are awe inspiring. A truly unique cinema experience with some groundbreaking effects, exhilarating action sequences & full of imaginative creature designs 7/10
IT: Welcome To Derry boasts an excellent young cast & manages to capture the terror & fun of the films. Full of disturbing & shocking moments but can still get a giggle or two out of its audience. Bill Skarsgard is phenomenal as Pennywise further expanding the character 8.5/10
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December 18, 2025 at 8:55 PM
IT: Welcome To Derry boasts an excellent young cast & manages to capture the terror & fun of the films. Full of disturbing & shocking moments but can still get a giggle or two out of its audience. Bill Skarsgard is phenomenal as Pennywise further expanding the character 8.5/10
The Long Walk is a riveting experience mainly due to the stellar performances across the board from the entire cast, Hoffman & Johnsson are the standouts in this harsh & tragic tale full of devastating twists & glimpses of joy & optimism 8.5/10
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December 18, 2025 at 8:33 PM
The Long Walk is a riveting experience mainly due to the stellar performances across the board from the entire cast, Hoffman & Johnsson are the standouts in this harsh & tragic tale full of devastating twists & glimpses of joy & optimism 8.5/10
Stranger Things manages to feel fresh & new while paying homage to countless 80s classics, it finds that perfect mix of sci-fi horror & comedy, the cast are spectacular across the board, the characters are well written & the storytelling is both exciting & heartbreaking 9.5/10
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November 23, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Stranger Things manages to feel fresh & new while paying homage to countless 80s classics, it finds that perfect mix of sci-fi horror & comedy, the cast are spectacular across the board, the characters are well written & the storytelling is both exciting & heartbreaking 9.5/10
The Running Man (2025) is a lot less cheesy than the 80s version & has a lot more emotion at its centre. The film when it gets going can be exhilarating & thrilling but unfortunately there's just not enough of this, Powell's charismatic performance is what drives the film 6/10
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November 16, 2025 at 9:40 PM
The Running Man (2025) is a lot less cheesy than the 80s version & has a lot more emotion at its centre. The film when it gets going can be exhilarating & thrilling but unfortunately there's just not enough of this, Powell's charismatic performance is what drives the film 6/10
The Running Man (1987) is a ridiculously over the top action sci-fi satire, its a bit of a slow build to get to the Arnie action, its a cheesy fun 80s film with Dawson being a fantastically cheesy villain 5.5/10
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November 16, 2025 at 9:21 PM
The Running Man (1987) is a ridiculously over the top action sci-fi satire, its a bit of a slow build to get to the Arnie action, its a cheesy fun 80s film with Dawson being a fantastically cheesy villain 5.5/10
Robocop (1987) is over the top & full of bloody gore, its a smart sci-fi action film with an iconic theme & plenty of quotable lines. The film holds up fairly well even today with some clever special effects, the film remains as thrilling & fun as ever 8.5/10
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November 11, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Robocop (1987) is over the top & full of bloody gore, its a smart sci-fi action film with an iconic theme & plenty of quotable lines. The film holds up fairly well even today with some clever special effects, the film remains as thrilling & fun as ever 8.5/10
Frankenstein is gorgeously gothic, tragic & heartbreaking. The visuals are awe inspiring, an epic in every sense of the word that cements itself as one of the best versions of this classic tale, the acting from Isaac & Elordi is stupendous 8/10
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November 9, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Frankenstein is gorgeously gothic, tragic & heartbreaking. The visuals are awe inspiring, an epic in every sense of the word that cements itself as one of the best versions of this classic tale, the acting from Isaac & Elordi is stupendous 8/10
Prey is an adrenaline fuelled sci-fi action film that offers slick & bloody action sequences & a hero to root for in Midthunder's Naru, easily the most terrifying the Predator has been since the original, giving us a true survival horror spectacle 7.5/10
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November 6, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Prey is an adrenaline fuelled sci-fi action film that offers slick & bloody action sequences & a hero to root for in Midthunder's Naru, easily the most terrifying the Predator has been since the original, giving us a true survival horror spectacle 7.5/10