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Writer. Football fan 🏈. I’m really mean to Siri but I’m working on it 🫶🏽
Why did I cling so hard to writing this book in the 1st person?
3rd person omniscient POV has quite literally solved all my problems 😭
What a very silly girl I am🤦🏽♀️
3rd person omniscient POV has quite literally solved all my problems 😭
What a very silly girl I am🤦🏽♀️
January 10, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Why did I cling so hard to writing this book in the 1st person?
3rd person omniscient POV has quite literally solved all my problems 😭
What a very silly girl I am🤦🏽♀️
3rd person omniscient POV has quite literally solved all my problems 😭
What a very silly girl I am🤦🏽♀️
I haven’t seen my dog in 2 weeks and I’m not gonna see him again until April.
I don’t think I’m gonna make it y’all😩🥹
I don’t think I’m gonna make it y’all😩🥹
January 1, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I haven’t seen my dog in 2 weeks and I’m not gonna see him again until April.
I don’t think I’m gonna make it y’all😩🥹
I don’t think I’m gonna make it y’all😩🥹
According to reports, Luigi has been sharing his commissary with other inmates.
Like, y’all just aren’t gonna get 12 whole New Yorkers to convict this man; sorry 😭
Like, y’all just aren’t gonna get 12 whole New Yorkers to convict this man; sorry 😭
a close up of a man 's face with the words oh well written on the bottom
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December 27, 2024 at 3:22 AM
According to reports, Luigi has been sharing his commissary with other inmates.
Like, y’all just aren’t gonna get 12 whole New Yorkers to convict this man; sorry 😭
Like, y’all just aren’t gonna get 12 whole New Yorkers to convict this man; sorry 😭
I’m just gonna say it:
Do we really need two Dakotas?🤔
Do we really need two Dakotas?🤔
December 19, 2024 at 12:36 AM
I’m just gonna say it:
Do we really need two Dakotas?🤔
Do we really need two Dakotas?🤔
Hour 1/35 of my husband driving my dog cross-country.
“He’ll probably just sleep in the back the whole time.” He said.
Yeah, ok😂
“He’ll probably just sleep in the back the whole time.” He said.
Yeah, ok😂
December 17, 2024 at 8:18 PM
Hour 1/35 of my husband driving my dog cross-country.
“He’ll probably just sleep in the back the whole time.” He said.
Yeah, ok😂
“He’ll probably just sleep in the back the whole time.” He said.
Yeah, ok😂
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Thou shalt not kill' also means 'thou shalt not let profit margins decide who lives and who dies.'
December 11, 2024 at 12:05 AM
Thou shalt not kill' also means 'thou shalt not let profit margins decide who lives and who dies.'
Everybody Loves Raymond was a great show but I would have to take us both out if I were married to a Ray Barone 😭
December 11, 2024 at 12:17 AM
Everybody Loves Raymond was a great show but I would have to take us both out if I were married to a Ray Barone 😭
Every single Apple Watch update makes it worse 🙃
December 8, 2024 at 8:11 PM
Every single Apple Watch update makes it worse 🙃
Live your life in such a way that people don’t meme your murder 👏🏽
December 6, 2024 at 1:16 AM
Live your life in such a way that people don’t meme your murder 👏🏽
Ummm no. Nobody fails to understand any of that. Lonny fails to understand that protecting shareholders’ wealth over employee wellbeing and commitment to the consumer is exactly why we fucking hate them.
December 6, 2024 at 1:06 AM
Ummm no. Nobody fails to understand any of that. Lonny fails to understand that protecting shareholders’ wealth over employee wellbeing and commitment to the consumer is exactly why we fucking hate them.
I’ve been dreaming in Italian 👀🇮🇹
December 5, 2024 at 3:06 AM
I’ve been dreaming in Italian 👀🇮🇹
Me: why are there so many damn cats on my feed?
Also me: *likes every single cat photo*🐱
Also me: *likes every single cat photo*🐱
December 5, 2024 at 12:22 AM
Me: why are there so many damn cats on my feed?
Also me: *likes every single cat photo*🐱
Also me: *likes every single cat photo*🐱
I threw together a pot pie from scratch tonight and it came out
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December 1, 2024 at 5:25 AM
I threw together a pot pie from scratch tonight and it came out
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Just gave ChatGPT a writing deadline and now it’s cleaning the house
November 28, 2024 at 8:06 PM
Just gave ChatGPT a writing deadline and now it’s cleaning the house
I’m gonna need a Schitt’s Creek rewatch at the end of this week 👏🏽
November 26, 2024 at 5:00 AM
I’m gonna need a Schitt’s Creek rewatch at the end of this week 👏🏽
The WHAT?!😭
The sentence I just read him is (without punctuation): "Kate requested the summerhouse where she had slept so well last summer"
You'll never guess where this guy put the *checks notes* semicolon
You'll never guess where this guy put the *checks notes* semicolon
It's going to take her three years to finish because she keeps stopping to read me a sentence and having me guess the punctuation
November 25, 2024 at 5:34 AM
The WHAT?!😭
Shrinking and Ted Lasso are phenomenal👌🏽
What’s your favorite show right now?
November 25, 2024 at 12:16 AM
Shrinking and Ted Lasso are phenomenal👌🏽
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Been thinking a lot lately about that episode of Parks and Rec where Leslie and Tom have to rebrand fluoride in the water as TDazzle in order to get the public to support it.
November 24, 2024 at 11:29 PM
Been thinking a lot lately about that episode of Parks and Rec where Leslie and Tom have to rebrand fluoride in the water as TDazzle in order to get the public to support it.
He’s got my vote 👍🏽🤷🏽♀️
November 22, 2024 at 1:45 AM
He’s got my vote 👍🏽🤷🏽♀️
*Respectfully*😭
November 20, 2024 at 12:11 AM
*Respectfully*😭
I have no idea how long I’ll be waiting in this office and I’ve never been more upset to not have a book on me 😩
November 18, 2024 at 8:48 PM
I have no idea how long I’ll be waiting in this office and I’ve never been more upset to not have a book on me 😩
Since I’m new here let me introduce my floofer!
His name is Saban, he’s insane, and you’re not allowed to look at him or his peanut butter stick 🥜
His name is Saban, he’s insane, and you’re not allowed to look at him or his peanut butter stick 🥜
November 17, 2024 at 4:56 AM
Since I’m new here let me introduce my floofer!
His name is Saban, he’s insane, and you’re not allowed to look at him or his peanut butter stick 🥜
His name is Saban, he’s insane, and you’re not allowed to look at him or his peanut butter stick 🥜
I made so much progress on my novel today but I’m still waiting for it to tell me how it ends…👀
November 17, 2024 at 4:30 AM
I made so much progress on my novel today but I’m still waiting for it to tell me how it ends…👀