i can only say i love someone unprompted while im drunk. i need to be more open
November 24, 2025 at 9:38 PM
i can only say i love someone unprompted while im drunk. i need to be more open
i dont think im a bad person but im pretty cruel sometimes. i dont give people the patience or respect or support i should and just make everything about me. my sarcasm and wry remarks have doubtless hurt a lot of peoples self esteem. to say nothing of the shit ive put my family through over the yrs
November 24, 2025 at 7:52 PM
i dont think im a bad person but im pretty cruel sometimes. i dont give people the patience or respect or support i should and just make everything about me. my sarcasm and wry remarks have doubtless hurt a lot of peoples self esteem. to say nothing of the shit ive put my family through over the yrs
tip: dont get hung over
November 24, 2025 at 6:07 PM
tip: dont get hung over
guys who keep burst baiting me even though i never mash... look me in the eyes while you fuck me bitch
November 24, 2025 at 6:01 AM
guys who keep burst baiting me even though i never mash... look me in the eyes while you fuck me bitch
does anyone think im influential
November 24, 2025 at 5:07 AM
does anyone think im influential
slap yourself on the ass for a crazy surprise
November 24, 2025 at 3:15 AM
slap yourself on the ass for a crazy surprise
because saying "i want her to command grab me" is too passé. and she doesnt really that much have one
November 24, 2025 at 2:33 AM
because saying "i want her to command grab me" is too passé. and she doesnt really that much have one
i want her to hitgrab me
November 24, 2025 at 2:29 AM
i want her to hitgrab me
my dad let our long-term wont-leave guest use the car i usually use and so of course they smoked in it and left mcdonalds trash all over the floor. half finished frappe and everything. i need to kill this person
November 24, 2025 at 1:07 AM
my dad let our long-term wont-leave guest use the car i usually use and so of course they smoked in it and left mcdonalds trash all over the floor. half finished frappe and everything. i need to kill this person
i feel the northernlion sentence structure slipping out of my mouth and it makes me feel so white
November 24, 2025 at 12:02 AM
i feel the northernlion sentence structure slipping out of my mouth and it makes me feel so white
understimulated but extremely hate being observed right now
November 23, 2025 at 5:31 AM
understimulated but extremely hate being observed right now
zillennials when they get garlic aioli on their pajama pants so they have to do laundry or smell like garlic all day
November 23, 2025 at 12:34 AM
zillennials when they get garlic aioli on their pajama pants so they have to do laundry or smell like garlic all day
i like roly polys. maybe i could do a sonic game about a roly poly
November 22, 2025 at 7:47 PM
i like roly polys. maybe i could do a sonic game about a roly poly
i do think everyone around me is at least somewhat complicit in the state of the world. i am too. and we are evil for it
November 22, 2025 at 7:41 PM
i do think everyone around me is at least somewhat complicit in the state of the world. i am too. and we are evil for it
no its okay though i promise everyone has a purpose in my blood money machine. you just have to give it blood or money. keep doing it. the machine cant stop.
November 22, 2025 at 7:33 PM
no its okay though i promise everyone has a purpose in my blood money machine. you just have to give it blood or money. keep doing it. the machine cant stop.
i have a good voice and i can do some silly impressions but trying to get into voiceover (especially right now) seems like a fucking suckers bet
November 22, 2025 at 7:27 PM
i have a good voice and i can do some silly impressions but trying to get into voiceover (especially right now) seems like a fucking suckers bet
rice chex clears corn chex easily
November 22, 2025 at 7:48 AM
rice chex clears corn chex easily
me at all times: welp, im like this. oh well!
November 22, 2025 at 6:09 AM
me at all times: welp, im like this. oh well!
fighting game player having sex: uhhh what... this isnt on my flow chart!
November 22, 2025 at 6:03 AM
fighting game player having sex: uhhh what... this isnt on my flow chart!
i wish i was mature and sexy and confident. im just a nerd who hides from everything
November 22, 2025 at 5:48 AM
i wish i was mature and sexy and confident. im just a nerd who hides from everything
god i really hate smartphones. i actually dont think 90% of americans need to be plugged into the internet at all times. i think 0% of anybody needs that. and thanks to them theres cameras literally everywhere. awesome and healthy to feel like youre always being watched
November 21, 2025 at 5:12 AM
god i really hate smartphones. i actually dont think 90% of americans need to be plugged into the internet at all times. i think 0% of anybody needs that. and thanks to them theres cameras literally everywhere. awesome and healthy to feel like youre always being watched
one part of my brain: capitalism is not self-regulating and will kill millions more people in a best-case scenario
other part: DOG POLICE WHERE ARE YOU COMING FROM DOG POLICE
other part: DOG POLICE WHERE ARE YOU COMING FROM DOG POLICE
November 21, 2025 at 2:18 AM
one part of my brain: capitalism is not self-regulating and will kill millions more people in a best-case scenario
other part: DOG POLICE WHERE ARE YOU COMING FROM DOG POLICE
other part: DOG POLICE WHERE ARE YOU COMING FROM DOG POLICE
the two most wonderful words you can say to an adult are "go home." the three most wonderful words you can say to an adult are "i love you." the four most wonder ful words are "you can go home"
November 21, 2025 at 2:06 AM
the two most wonderful words you can say to an adult are "go home." the three most wonderful words you can say to an adult are "i love you." the four most wonder ful words are "you can go home"
guy who says "i dont even play this game" after losing at limp biscuit
November 20, 2025 at 10:23 PM
guy who says "i dont even play this game" after losing at limp biscuit