Dude, none of these dating apps let me put what I actually want, it's all categories and interests.

Also, all these girls are like "Oh yeah I like hiking!" Yeah but don't be acting like you do it maybe once or twice a year, I want a couch snuggle partner not Bear Grylls up in here, damn.

I had to get heavier pants and socks on today, it's frickin' CHILLY, bro...

Hopefully I can afford my own place this year.

I've been looking for so long, but I think I might have to move FAR in order to afford a home.

I don't want to rent because I feel like it's just pissing money away, but at this point I'm running out of options...