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@thefreakingchosen.bsky.social
What’s up FUCK NUGGETS?
⚠️Parody for D&D purposes⚠️
⚠️Parody for D&D purposes⚠️
Pinned
Who the fuck is Freddy Fazbear?
“A fragment for my friend—
If your soul left this earth I would follow and find you
Silent, my starship suspended in night.”
I remember everything, I love you.
If your soul left this earth I would follow and find you
Silent, my starship suspended in night.”
I remember everything, I love you.
May 12, 2025 at 11:43 AM
“A fragment for my friend—
If your soul left this earth I would follow and find you
Silent, my starship suspended in night.”
I remember everything, I love you.
If your soul left this earth I would follow and find you
Silent, my starship suspended in night.”
I remember everything, I love you.
“Evil PARAMORE isn’t real, they can’t hurt you!”
ParaLESS: “I’m in the business of JOY.”
ParaLESS: “I’m in the business of JOY.”
April 10, 2025 at 2:51 AM
“Evil PARAMORE isn’t real, they can’t hurt you!”
ParaLESS: “I’m in the business of JOY.”
ParaLESS: “I’m in the business of JOY.”
Dear God, help those who are in deep pain; those whose souls don’t know where to rest; those who are anxious about the future; those who want to end their lives. Show them a new path in you. Those who do not know what love really is—may they find it in you, & may I be your hand in their deliverance.
March 18, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Dear God, help those who are in deep pain; those whose souls don’t know where to rest; those who are anxious about the future; those who want to end their lives. Show them a new path in you. Those who do not know what love really is—may they find it in you, & may I be your hand in their deliverance.
Did you know the liberty bell is a replica housed in its original walls?
March 3, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Did you know the liberty bell is a replica housed in its original walls?
@lazarussonic.bsky.social is totally stealing Jesus Christ’s flow!
January 13, 2025 at 3:05 AM
@lazarussonic.bsky.social is totally stealing Jesus Christ’s flow!
@mayorarno.bsky.social wears adult diapers. It’s true, I was there.
January 1, 2025 at 6:12 PM
@mayorarno.bsky.social wears adult diapers. It’s true, I was there.
It’s literally April?
January 1, 2025 at 6:10 PM
It’s literally April?
@mayorarno.bsky.social is TOTALLY stealing MF DOOM’s flow dude.
December 15, 2024 at 6:04 AM
@mayorarno.bsky.social is TOTALLY stealing MF DOOM’s flow dude.
Okay, I can’t feign ignorance to this anymore.
It is not white & gold, it is black & blue.
It is not white & gold, it is black & blue.
December 12, 2024 at 7:58 PM
Okay, I can’t feign ignorance to this anymore.
It is not white & gold, it is black & blue.
It is not white & gold, it is black & blue.
I feel like I should be shocked at how far video games have come since ‘86. However, this is not surprising to me. I’ve had many dreams about the future of gaming, & all of them are merely my future-sight. Yeah, that’s right, I made Cyberpunk.
December 9, 2024 at 6:01 PM
I feel like I should be shocked at how far video games have come since ‘86. However, this is not surprising to me. I’ve had many dreams about the future of gaming, & all of them are merely my future-sight. Yeah, that’s right, I made Cyberpunk.
Update! No hospital! I pissed myself.
The future harbors the most harrowing of horrors for my people. But I will not falter. I have not touched my penis since last time I peed &, well, let’s just say I’m about to get hospitalized.
December 9, 2024 at 3:20 PM
Update! No hospital! I pissed myself.
The future harbors the most harrowing of horrors for my people. But I will not falter. I have not touched my penis since last time I peed &, well, let’s just say I’m about to get hospitalized.
December 9, 2024 at 3:13 PM
The future harbors the most harrowing of horrors for my people. But I will not falter. I have not touched my penis since last time I peed &, well, let’s just say I’m about to get hospitalized.
@brickbulldog.bsky.social This guy reminds me of that silly little music group you listen to haha, The Beetles?
"You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one."
December 9, 2024 at 3:12 PM
@brickbulldog.bsky.social This guy reminds me of that silly little music group you listen to haha, The Beetles?
Update: What the fuck is in the box?
Holy shit, 7 likes? This blew up just like Fazbear Frights, I think. I’m still figuring it out.
Who the fuck is Freddy Fazbear?
December 9, 2024 at 3:08 PM
Update: What the fuck is in the box?
Holy shit, 7 likes? This blew up just like Fazbear Frights, I think. I’m still figuring it out.
Who the fuck is Freddy Fazbear?
December 9, 2024 at 3:07 PM
Holy shit, 7 likes? This blew up just like Fazbear Frights, I think. I’m still figuring it out.
Who the fuck is Freddy Fazbear?
December 7, 2024 at 5:21 AM
Who the fuck is Freddy Fazbear?
I don’t think I’m doing it right.
December 7, 2024 at 2:21 AM
I don’t think I’m doing it right.
Just discovered emojis!
December 7, 2024 at 2:21 AM
Just discovered emojis!
I apologize for the mass confusion. It was me.
December 3, 2024 at 2:57 PM
I apologize for the mass confusion. It was me.
This happened to a buddy of mine once.
December 3, 2024 at 2:56 PM
This happened to a buddy of mine once.
Do they invent glasses that find batteries that go flying out of their respective devices because said devices were flung across the room for completely mysterious & utterly unknown reasons in the future?
December 3, 2024 at 9:18 AM
Do they invent glasses that find batteries that go flying out of their respective devices because said devices were flung across the room for completely mysterious & utterly unknown reasons in the future?
Give it back.
I took his phone before he could finish this post.
December 3, 2024 at 9:14 AM
Give it back.
I think a lot about
December 3, 2024 at 7:07 AM
I think a lot about