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god damn i love a good hot wash
August 27, 2025 at 9:51 PM
god damn i love a good hot wash
very disappointed in Sydney Sweeney’s mommy milkers
July 30, 2025 at 12:31 PM
very disappointed in Sydney Sweeney’s mommy milkers
imagine not being built different
July 20, 2025 at 1:38 PM
imagine not being built different
It’s 2025. If we want to be the most modern, lethal military in the world it’s probably time to evolve and do away with things like referring to officers as Sir/Ma’am. It’s antiquated. We should be calling them Daddy/Mommy.
July 20, 2025 at 1:18 AM
It’s 2025. If we want to be the most modern, lethal military in the world it’s probably time to evolve and do away with things like referring to officers as Sir/Ma’am. It’s antiquated. We should be calling them Daddy/Mommy.
50 million dollars but you can never oper8 again wyd?
July 17, 2025 at 11:15 PM
50 million dollars but you can never oper8 again wyd?
just got a brazilian & when dude was waxing my bootyhole he goes “nice ring” 😭
i deadass froze thinkin he was complimenting my BUTTHOLE like??? sir???
then i realized he meant the USMA ring on my hand as i was spreading cheeks 💀💀💀💀
i deadass froze thinkin he was complimenting my BUTTHOLE like??? sir???
then i realized he meant the USMA ring on my hand as i was spreading cheeks 💀💀💀💀
July 12, 2025 at 11:45 PM
just got a brazilian & when dude was waxing my bootyhole he goes “nice ring” 😭
i deadass froze thinkin he was complimenting my BUTTHOLE like??? sir???
then i realized he meant the USMA ring on my hand as i was spreading cheeks 💀💀💀💀
i deadass froze thinkin he was complimenting my BUTTHOLE like??? sir???
then i realized he meant the USMA ring on my hand as i was spreading cheeks 💀💀💀💀
want to get this on record in case it happens
Is the White House / SECDEF in the near future suddenly going to decide Tim Kennedy should have been awarded a V device and Purple Heart and retroactively bestow it?
Is the White House / SECDEF in the near future suddenly going to decide Tim Kennedy should have been awarded a V device and Purple Heart and retroactively bestow it?
July 10, 2025 at 10:32 PM
want to get this on record in case it happens
Is the White House / SECDEF in the near future suddenly going to decide Tim Kennedy should have been awarded a V device and Purple Heart and retroactively bestow it?
Is the White House / SECDEF in the near future suddenly going to decide Tim Kennedy should have been awarded a V device and Purple Heart and retroactively bestow it?
having bro lotion up your back just hit different
July 4, 2025 at 8:26 PM
having bro lotion up your back just hit different
gonna crash out so hard when those fireworks start tonight
July 4, 2025 at 5:56 PM
gonna crash out so hard when those fireworks start tonight
I want to go back to a point in time when my biggest concern was having Michael Jordan cook me for having bacon neck
July 3, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I want to go back to a point in time when my biggest concern was having Michael Jordan cook me for having bacon neck
It’s sundress and no panties season
Sir this is the command and staff meeting
Sir this is the command and staff meeting
July 1, 2025 at 10:40 AM
It’s sundress and no panties season
Sir this is the command and staff meeting
Sir this is the command and staff meeting
Me to some Colonel:
Sup birdman
Sup birdman
June 23, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Me to some Colonel:
Sup birdman
Sup birdman
mother in law wished me a happy Memorial Day today. She won’t make that mistake again, but she will be drinking out of a straw for a while.
May 26, 2025 at 10:21 PM
mother in law wished me a happy Memorial Day today. She won’t make that mistake again, but she will be drinking out of a straw for a while.
ALCON,
Ensure that all future DA 705s are pencil whipped IAW Army Directive 2025-06 (Army Fitness Test)
Ack
CPT Chadwick, Commanding
Ensure that all future DA 705s are pencil whipped IAW Army Directive 2025-06 (Army Fitness Test)
Ack
CPT Chadwick, Commanding
April 21, 2025 at 11:54 PM
ALCON,
Ensure that all future DA 705s are pencil whipped IAW Army Directive 2025-06 (Army Fitness Test)
Ack
CPT Chadwick, Commanding
Ensure that all future DA 705s are pencil whipped IAW Army Directive 2025-06 (Army Fitness Test)
Ack
CPT Chadwick, Commanding
fuck I missed Best Ranger Competition this year
April 14, 2025 at 11:11 PM
fuck I missed Best Ranger Competition this year
the dumbest, brokest guy you know is VERY concerned about trade deficits and getting the national debt under control
April 8, 2025 at 12:47 AM
the dumbest, brokest guy you know is VERY concerned about trade deficits and getting the national debt under control
starting to think these libs were only in the stock market for the money smdh
April 4, 2025 at 11:47 PM
starting to think these libs were only in the stock market for the money smdh
TEAM UPDATE:
TIME NOW (1144et): Weather is
FAVORABLE. Just CONFIRMED w/ CENTCOM we are a GO for mission launch.
1215et: PMCS
1345: stage vix
1410: convoy brief
1415: SP (1st strike package)
1536: all pax arrive Pink Pony Club
TIME NOW (1144et): Weather is
FAVORABLE. Just CONFIRMED w/ CENTCOM we are a GO for mission launch.
1215et: PMCS
1345: stage vix
1410: convoy brief
1415: SP (1st strike package)
1536: all pax arrive Pink Pony Club
April 1, 2025 at 1:03 PM
TEAM UPDATE:
TIME NOW (1144et): Weather is
FAVORABLE. Just CONFIRMED w/ CENTCOM we are a GO for mission launch.
1215et: PMCS
1345: stage vix
1410: convoy brief
1415: SP (1st strike package)
1536: all pax arrive Pink Pony Club
TIME NOW (1144et): Weather is
FAVORABLE. Just CONFIRMED w/ CENTCOM we are a GO for mission launch.
1215et: PMCS
1345: stage vix
1410: convoy brief
1415: SP (1st strike package)
1536: all pax arrive Pink Pony Club
I can’t help feeling like if Mike Waltz had been Civil Affairs instead of a Green Bean none of this would have happened…
March 26, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I can’t help feeling like if Mike Waltz had been Civil Affairs instead of a Green Bean none of this would have happened…
ripping random dude’s Ranger tabs off and saying “I know what you did, you don’t deserve this”
March 21, 2025 at 10:11 PM
ripping random dude’s Ranger tabs off and saying “I know what you did, you don’t deserve this”
Ngl for my first 2 years in the military I thought clearing barrels were jack off stations
March 17, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Ngl for my first 2 years in the military I thought clearing barrels were jack off stations
I think I’m turning Japanese
March 12, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I think I’m turning Japanese