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AO3 HP writer. All the pairs. Fuck jkr. 18+ only please! https://linktr.ee/the.francakes
Ao3 hasn't taken down the fic that plagiarized from me yet :( changing hermione to harry bums me out because this was a canon scene with details i took from the actual pages and took some work to get right. and reminder to be on the look out for your own fics being stolen ugh
November 21, 2024 at 7:06 PM
Happy 1 year anniversary to one of my favorite fics I've ever written -Locals Only!

It's an angsty and smutty Draco/Theo/Blaise two-shot in which Draco surfs, Theo gives kids aquarium tours, and Blaise has to get blood out of his new tile grout

archiveofourown.org/works/422019...
November 26, 2023 at 4:51 AM
Love the holidays and Taylor Swift?? Maybe you’d like this ronsy oneshot… there’s over 40 little swiftie references see if you can find them all

👀 archiveofourown.org/works/42965685
November 8, 2023 at 11:19 AM
The Quidditch Pitch Incident
Ginny had no idea how she ended up like this- being fucked by Blaise Zabini, the most annoying, frustrating, disgustingly handsome prat she’d ever met, right in the middle of the Quidditch Pitch.

Ginny x Blaise - rated E
archiveofourown.org/works/38574030
November 1, 2023 at 8:51 AM
“I think we should fuck.”
“Any reason why?” Ron asked.
“We glow gold when we’re together,” Luna answered simply as if that explained everything.
And somehow, it did.  

A Good Night for Whimsy and Love
Ron x Luna - rated E
archiveofourown.org/works/41771091
October 30, 2023 at 9:18 AM
Five Times Draco Malfoy Accidentally Apparated into Hermione Granger's Bed... And the One Time He Meant To

Now available in Chinese!! Thank you to MangoPomelo (AO3) for translating!!

English: archiveofourown.org/works/47054656
Chinese: archiveofourown.org/works/50558815
October 4, 2023 at 4:44 PM
i really like my banner i made for socials but on here, since its cropped and CU, i keep thinking this thumb is a 🍆
September 29, 2023 at 1:27 AM
Locals Only
Draco Malfoy x Theo Nott x Blaise Zabini | rated E | 12k

The one where Draco surfs. The one they call him 'CoCo.' The one where Draco is finally allowed to go back to the magical world and realizes he really, really doesn't want to.

archiveofourown.org/works/422019...
September 14, 2023 at 2:34 AM
I WANNA SEE SOME ARSE
NottPott 10k one shot | rated E

The one where Theo and Harry have to share one bed while in a tropical beach paradise, and Theo can't stop obsessing over Harry's ass (and other parts.)

archiveofourown.org/works/43419333
September 7, 2023 at 3:26 PM
Five Times Draco Malfoy Accidentally Apparated into Hermione Granger's Bed... And the One Time He Meant To

The one where every time Draco wanks one out, accidental magic sends him right into his work rival's bed.

Dramione | One shot 11k | rated E
archiveofourown.org/works/47054656
September 5, 2023 at 5:50 PM