Excuse me sir what are you implying?

Our secret flying base could probably hover by during the March…

Well no it doesn’t literally “dribble” it gushes from the great innovators down into your wallet :)

I assure you if you were to do the same in-depth analysis on us you would be overjoyed to find us as a very legitimate and concerned group of citizens just trying to get the word out about the tireless trillionaires building out world with bootstraps and big dreams.

Why it’s all real friend, what’s wrong with celebrating a little down and dirty American Capitalism?

Took the words right out of my mouth thank you Jenny, yes the problem is the DRC doesn’t have enough Trillionaires no not even one !

How would you like to feel it dribble wealth all down your neck?

For too long our brave entrepreneurs have been mocked and belittled by communist anarchist marxists all over for the hard work they do. Won’t you please come show your support for all the hard work they do???

I actually think it’s really authentic and very good and uh I think that’s all folks.

Hey there fella why so quick to judge? We hear you dig the environment that’s cool. What about digging in the environment… for coal and oil?

Hey there fella put down those scary flags and let’s talk. Have you ever heard of a little thing called Trickle Down Economics?

Hi Katie, look this is awkward but how much do we need to pay to make this little post disappear eh? Would you be interested in a Quiznos franchise perhaps?

Can we compromise on some sort of coordinated dance number that says “we love the increasingly large amounts of money in the pockets of increasingly fewer people”?

Perhaps a light jog?

I’ll be there, and donating to support the trillionaires.

Quad was a bit out of reach