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My thoughts on the Black Ops 7 "Co-Op" campaign so far

1) Where are all the co-op players

2) Why don't Treyarch want us to have toilet or quality of life breaks

3) 👇
November 17, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Hello my Noods! I hope you're having a fun time!

I'll be going live on Twitch in a few minutes so hop on over and join in the chaos

🎃As it's spooky season we'll be playing some horror games and todays is ALIEN: ISOLATION🦇

👉 www.twitch.tv/TheFla...
October 25, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I see that "The Divine Anchor" is no more and Call Of Shame is returning

I guess the call of God that they claimed to have heard wasn't that strong after all when compared to the call of Adsense
October 22, 2025 at 12:09 AM
So not only have Microsoft increased the cost of the PC Game Pass (very quietly I might add) they've also removed the ability to exchange points for a months subscription

Collecting points to use on Game Pass was the only reason I used some of their products & now I won't use any of them
October 11, 2025 at 5:16 AM
I've had some really weird bugs happening in the #BO7Beta

Here's one: I have a gun but I don't have a gun and yet you can see the shadow of the gun and I can shoot people but I also can't swap weapons

This game allegedly took 4 years to develop folks 👏👏👏
October 7, 2025 at 8:57 AM
How the heck did that happen!

Even the trees are after you in #Battlefield6!

I don't think the medics carry a ladder so I guess I'm screwed!
August 12, 2025 at 5:05 AM
And in even better news, the petition to the UK Parliament passed the 100,000 threshold and the petition will now be debated

You can still add your signature to show the Games Companies they can't keep taking us for mugs

petition.parliament....

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July 3, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Guys!

Just over 2,000 signatures are needed to push the StopKillingGames initiative over the finish line!

This is amazing news!

If you're in the EU add your signature and tell the Games Companies they need to stop messing people who buy their games around

www.stopkillinggames...

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July 3, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Not someone thinking I'm using a voice changer to make myself sound British...

Because I guess British people don't make gaming videos or something?!
February 23, 2025 at 7:13 AM
So that means that their aren't enough people in that game mode to load me in to a lobby

But if that's the case why am I getting so many games on Stakeout or Warhead?

So does that mean there aren't enough players fullstop?

Oh... wait. Don't bother answering that, I think I found out
February 8, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Two blue screens of death in the space of an hour playing #BlackOps6

I've never had a BSOD on this PC since I got it less than 3 years ago

But tell me again that 3,000 developers are working on Call Of Duty... Because they're not working on quality assurance are they?
February 2, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Not #CallOfDuty #BlackOps6 going on a 30% off sale on Steam just days after season two dropped

And yet Activision keep saying they don't have a problem keeping their player base

I'm starting to think that might not be strictly true 😂
January 31, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Getting there slowly

Unfortunately I think I've left the worst weapons until last - wish me luck with my #BlackOps6 #CamoGrind - I've yet to actually finish one, maybe this will be my game?! 😂
December 9, 2024 at 7:51 AM
This is such a shame

I really enjoyed playing XDefiant, it was a fun and refreshing take on an oversaturated genre

I guess the microtransaction model just didn't cover the costs of the game

When you consider BO6 is $70 and that basically funds Warzone you can see the problem with XDefiant finance
December 6, 2024 at 8:45 AM
Anyone else having problems with the Black Ops 6 Season One Battle Pass?

I've been playing for a while but not been able to earn a single token - and then somehow I am on MINUS ONE tokens???

What's going on @activisionblizzard.bsky.social ?
November 15, 2024 at 5:26 AM