thefishinabarrel.bsky.social
@thefishinabarrel.bsky.social
They take up precious commercial time.
January 21, 2026 at 12:25 PM
"No money is required."

No, just two luxury planes and a peace prize.
January 21, 2026 at 12:20 PM
Biden and Obama are probably in the Epstein Files.

But Trump won't release them.
I can't imagine why.

I say RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!
January 21, 2026 at 2:32 AM
I'm glad the gatekeeper from Sweden is letting us know that the entirety of the Greenland population doesn't want to hear it from any of the entirety of the United States population.

Maybe someone from the US can inform them that IKEA SUCKS and therefore, all Swedish furniture is crap.
January 20, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Trust me, the asylum would be worse.
January 20, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Holy crap!
January 20, 2026 at 9:05 PM
I'm going to need a lot more dogs and a ton of clorox to cleanse my timeline.
January 20, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Dude, I get bad advice all the time but I don't act on it while also screwing over half the world.
January 20, 2026 at 1:49 PM
So, Trump dismisses Dutch ownership because they "landed on a boat and planted a flag" and now he's pictured planting a flag after landing from a plane.

It's the Dutch's fault for not inventing self-sustained flight in the early 1700s.

Geopolitics is tricky.
January 20, 2026 at 1:24 PM
I hope it's chill enough that ICE agents are slipping in the street.
January 20, 2026 at 1:19 PM
At what point do they commit suicide so this standoff can end?
January 20, 2026 at 1:16 PM
No one has EVER be convicted under the Logan Act, and even if someone is, the penalty isn't a treason conviction and execution.

It's a fine and/or imprisonment.
January 19, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Where's that guy find all those candles and lanterns that long after a viral apocalypse?
January 19, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Oh wow, we're going back to Athens to prove a point.

Hold on man, I have to change my shoes.
January 19, 2026 at 9:47 PM
At this point, I think Russia would still lose.

Can you imagine just Germany defending itself with its engineers and scientists?

Russia would have to start recruiting 12 year old girls.
January 19, 2026 at 6:50 PM
With all due respect, I don't think a non-violent bus boycott is going to work these days.

I think we need a dozen necromancers and access to Arlington.

Maybe a T-Rex or two.
January 19, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Doesn't the US have submarines?
January 19, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Mine was "press start to begin" and then when I did, it said "controller battery is low."

ANYTHING to get out of work. 😒
January 19, 2026 at 5:22 PM