Paul King
@thefirstmrking.bsky.social
Middle aged gay man, partnered based somewhere in the UK! News, some political stuff, over 18/21 only there will be some NSFW content! NO FEMALES please.
Controversial post time, after watching a few videos of people preparing their Thanksgiving meals on the other place makes me feel quite queasy! I hope they have sufficient packs of Imodium to hand!!
November 27, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Controversial post time, after watching a few videos of people preparing their Thanksgiving meals on the other place makes me feel quite queasy! I hope they have sufficient packs of Imodium to hand!!
Getting all domestic!!!
November 21, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Getting all domestic!!!
Checking if my humpday buns are done….!!!
November 19, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Checking if my humpday buns are done….!!!
Eff! You Pinterest, you locked me out of my account for no reason so I’ve deleted you!!
November 13, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Eff! You Pinterest, you locked me out of my account for no reason so I’ve deleted you!!
Home bathroom selfies!
November 8, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Home bathroom selfies!
There’s some serious small dick energy going on tonight with who can set off fireworks with the biggest bang!! It’s been relentless since 4.30pm, time to ban the private sale of fireworks just go to an organised event instead.
November 5, 2025 at 10:56 PM
There’s some serious small dick energy going on tonight with who can set off fireworks with the biggest bang!! It’s been relentless since 4.30pm, time to ban the private sale of fireworks just go to an organised event instead.
Remember, remember the 5th of Nudevember!
November 5, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Remember, remember the 5th of Nudevember!
Another quality dessert from #sainsburys
November 1, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Another quality dessert from #sainsburys
Halloween has now become a load of over Americanised bollocks, it was never a big deal in my day! Yes I am a curmudgeon 😠
October 31, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Halloween has now become a load of over Americanised bollocks, it was never a big deal in my day! Yes I am a curmudgeon 😠
Looking in the mirror & looking back, plus naughty thoughts with a real truncheon!!!!
October 24, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Looking in the mirror & looking back, plus naughty thoughts with a real truncheon!!!!
Only popped out to the local shop!!
October 17, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Only popped out to the local shop!!
A bit of a fantasy hi-vis, jock & boots & just hi-vis!!
October 14, 2025 at 5:35 PM
A bit of a fantasy hi-vis, jock & boots & just hi-vis!!
Not that this post will get any traction but I have to say that Julia Hartley-Brewer, Allison Pearson, Sarah Vine, Sharron Davis & Dan Hodges plus others are the most hateful, cold hearted, xenophobic, bigoted bunch of cunts ever.
October 13, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Not that this post will get any traction but I have to say that Julia Hartley-Brewer, Allison Pearson, Sarah Vine, Sharron Davis & Dan Hodges plus others are the most hateful, cold hearted, xenophobic, bigoted bunch of cunts ever.
Just incase anyone is interested, Nigel is flapping his tits off about vegan tampons l! I kid you not!
GB News having a meltdown over graffiti art installation in Canterbury Cathedral & various post menopausal female commentators spewing hate over everything, that’s what’s happening on the hell site
GB News having a meltdown over graffiti art installation in Canterbury Cathedral & various post menopausal female commentators spewing hate over everything, that’s what’s happening on the hell site
October 10, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Just incase anyone is interested, Nigel is flapping his tits off about vegan tampons l! I kid you not!
GB News having a meltdown over graffiti art installation in Canterbury Cathedral & various post menopausal female commentators spewing hate over everything, that’s what’s happening on the hell site
GB News having a meltdown over graffiti art installation in Canterbury Cathedral & various post menopausal female commentators spewing hate over everything, that’s what’s happening on the hell site
Some more budget hotel room pics!
October 5, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Some more budget hotel room pics!
Had to be done… the obligatory hotel (budget) bathroom mirror post!!!
October 4, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Had to be done… the obligatory hotel (budget) bathroom mirror post!!!
Monday afternoon mood nood!
September 22, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Monday afternoon mood nood!
Lots of fine upstanding British citizens off their tits drinking cans of a French lager brewed under license in the UK! Also known as ‘wife beater’ tells you all you need to know about them.
September 13, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Lots of fine upstanding British citizens off their tits drinking cans of a French lager brewed under license in the UK! Also known as ‘wife beater’ tells you all you need to know about them.
Shakin’ up the juices!
September 4, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Shakin’ up the juices!
Reposted by Paul King
Let’s settle this, is Nigel Farage a racist?
Like if he is.
RT if he is a traitor.
Like if he is.
RT if he is a traitor.
September 3, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Let’s settle this, is Nigel Farage a racist?
Like if he is.
RT if he is a traitor.
Like if he is.
RT if he is a traitor.