@thefattrucker.bsky.social
How much for a signed photo? And before you complain, nothing nudey, I’m not a pervert…..well, maybe a little bit 😁
January 25, 2026 at 9:35 PM
How much for a signed photo? And before you complain, nothing nudey, I’m not a pervert…..well, maybe a little bit 😁
Tell me you’re single without telling me you’re single…..
January 24, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Tell me you’re single without telling me you’re single…..
Hope you’re okay sweetheart 🥺
January 24, 2026 at 1:06 PM
Hope you’re okay sweetheart 🥺
I can’t afford the posh restaurant, nor the weekend away to Italy, but Flups my love, you’re special and wanted to us lot, your little band of followers, you brighten our days and give us a much needed chuckle in these mad and unpleasant times 🥰🥰🥰
January 20, 2026 at 8:17 PM
I can’t afford the posh restaurant, nor the weekend away to Italy, but Flups my love, you’re special and wanted to us lot, your little band of followers, you brighten our days and give us a much needed chuckle in these mad and unpleasant times 🥰🥰🥰
What’s your sign?…..
January 20, 2026 at 1:26 PM
What’s your sign?…..
Full of admiration for you sweetheart 🥰🥰🥰
January 20, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Full of admiration for you sweetheart 🥰🥰🥰
If we all chip in a tenner you can lie on the sofa and have Greg Davies hand feed you chicken McNuggets like a Roman queen 😁
January 19, 2026 at 8:12 PM
If we all chip in a tenner you can lie on the sofa and have Greg Davies hand feed you chicken McNuggets like a Roman queen 😁
When I read that first line I genuinely wondered where it was going 🤢
January 19, 2026 at 1:08 PM
When I read that first line I genuinely wondered where it was going 🤢
Cute as a little ‘un and gorgeous today 🥰🥰🥰
January 18, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Cute as a little ‘un and gorgeous today 🥰🥰🥰
I’ll bet you’ve got a lovely pair Flups, feet and kidneys 😉
Ps I’ll send a few quid your way for the feet pics but I draw the line at crocs 😁
Ps I’ll send a few quid your way for the feet pics but I draw the line at crocs 😁
January 16, 2026 at 7:19 PM
I’ll bet you’ve got a lovely pair Flups, feet and kidneys 😉
Ps I’ll send a few quid your way for the feet pics but I draw the line at crocs 😁
Ps I’ll send a few quid your way for the feet pics but I draw the line at crocs 😁
Some “men” make me ashamed to be a bloke 😕
Full of admiration for your young lady for sticking to her guns, and to you for raising her to be so strong and sensible 🫡
Full of admiration for your young lady for sticking to her guns, and to you for raising her to be so strong and sensible 🫡
January 14, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Some “men” make me ashamed to be a bloke 😕
Full of admiration for your young lady for sticking to her guns, and to you for raising her to be so strong and sensible 🫡
Full of admiration for your young lady for sticking to her guns, and to you for raising her to be so strong and sensible 🫡
I see no reason why an adult shouldn’t laugh at immature jokes. Once you stop laughing at knob gags there’s really no point in living is there 😁
January 13, 2026 at 7:43 PM
I see no reason why an adult shouldn’t laugh at immature jokes. Once you stop laughing at knob gags there’s really no point in living is there 😁
I could do with 10 quids worth ☺️
January 11, 2026 at 9:57 PM
I could do with 10 quids worth ☺️
This sounds like the beginning of a lesbian video on pornhub…..according to a friend
January 7, 2026 at 8:21 PM
This sounds like the beginning of a lesbian video on pornhub…..according to a friend
March isn’t on the list so that means you can play your joker 😁
January 6, 2026 at 8:01 PM
March isn’t on the list so that means you can play your joker 😁
The worst risk of hidden dog poo caused by heavy snow isn’t treading in it, it’s tripping over it 😁
January 6, 2026 at 4:08 PM
The worst risk of hidden dog poo caused by heavy snow isn’t treading in it, it’s tripping over it 😁
I’ve found mine too 😕
January 3, 2026 at 6:32 PM
I’ve found mine too 😕
Happy New Year Flups my love, may your 1st of January begin with Greg Davies pounding on your door, demanding to be let in (you can take that whichever way you like 😂).
December 31, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Happy New Year Flups my love, may your 1st of January begin with Greg Davies pounding on your door, demanding to be let in (you can take that whichever way you like 😂).
“I’m giving up drinking until next Christmas”
“Sorry, wrong punctuation”
“I’m giving up, drinking until next Christmas”
😁
“Sorry, wrong punctuation”
“I’m giving up, drinking until next Christmas”
😁
December 29, 2025 at 8:16 AM
“I’m giving up drinking until next Christmas”
“Sorry, wrong punctuation”
“I’m giving up, drinking until next Christmas”
😁
“Sorry, wrong punctuation”
“I’m giving up, drinking until next Christmas”
😁
Certain things happen to a fella when he’s cold which might impede said intimate congress 😕
December 28, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Certain things happen to a fella when he’s cold which might impede said intimate congress 😕
I’m proud of you and I admire you sweetheart 🫡 I wish I could change my mindset and sort myself out but I think I’m too far gone 😔
Ps please post more pictures of yourself, I think you’re gorgeous, not just now but always 🥰🥰🥰
Ps please post more pictures of yourself, I think you’re gorgeous, not just now but always 🥰🥰🥰
December 27, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I’m proud of you and I admire you sweetheart 🫡 I wish I could change my mindset and sort myself out but I think I’m too far gone 😔
Ps please post more pictures of yourself, I think you’re gorgeous, not just now but always 🥰🥰🥰
Ps please post more pictures of yourself, I think you’re gorgeous, not just now but always 🥰🥰🥰
Merry Christmas sweetheart 🥳🎄 I hope you have a fantastic day 🥰
December 25, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Merry Christmas sweetheart 🥳🎄 I hope you have a fantastic day 🥰
I’m so pleased for you sweetheart, that’s one hell of an achievement 👍👍👍
December 18, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I’m so pleased for you sweetheart, that’s one hell of an achievement 👍👍👍