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The Fat Potato
@thefatpotato.bsky.social
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Angry, mad, fat, crippled & chronically ill queer. Made of 99.9% mash. I don’t like cops, the prison & medical industrial complex or gender. They/them. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️💅🏻💋
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Lol
A fat white person with a neon green buzzcut is sat on a mobility scooter pointing to a fake gravestone with the words “I told you I was sick” lit up on the front. It’s part of a light show called Glasglow
November 8, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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Bin baby
A small tortoiseshell kitten is in a purple metal bin playing with a yellow furry dangly cat toy
November 6, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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I painted myself green last night and it was an absolute bastard to get off 💚
Selfie of Sara a fat white person who has painted their face, ears and chest green. They have dark purple eyeshadow and lips. They have a slime green buzzcut and matching slime green contact lenses in and a mesh top with spiderwebs on.
November 1, 2025 at 9:36 AM
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Ginko & Lulu are best pals now 👯‍♀️
A tortoiseshell and a calico kitten are both lying in pink cat beds. A tortoiseshell and a calico kitten are both cuddled up together lying in a pink cat bed. A tortoiseshell and a calico kitten are both lying in pink cat beds next to each other A tortoiseshell and a calico kitten are both lying in pink cat beds next to each other
October 30, 2025 at 12:03 PM
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*Seasonally appropriate tattoo klaxon*

FRICKEN’ BATS! Done by El Savage at Shadow Work tattoos
Two bat tattoos on a fat white body just below the left collarbone. They are based on Hokusai bat illustrations
October 29, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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Second fur baby arrived. This is Lulu. We are EXHAUSTED juggling the two kittens.
A small calico kitten tucked under a duvet A small calico kitten licking her nose A tiny calico kitten sitting on some slippers A tiny calico kitten playing with a dangle toy
September 14, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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Tiny fur baby is home. We have called her Ginko.
A small tortoiseshell kitten is curled up asleep on a bed A tiny tortoiseshell kitten is climbing up some stairs onto a large bed
August 17, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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I lost my wee kitty Beef last month. She’s been my constant companion for 12 years and it’s been genuinely hellish without her. But we’re bringing home a new fur baby this weekend to add to the family and I hope I can give her just as good a life. Her tiny sister joins us later.
A tortoiseshell kitten with grey eyes sat on a sofa looking at the camera A very young calico kitten looking at the camera on a grey sofa
August 11, 2025 at 8:43 AM
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I’m so happy 🥲 🥒
A huge glass jar of pickles. The jar is 10 times the size of a normal pickle jar
June 15, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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Did a big gay wedding yesterday and got big gay married to my fave person on this big gay earth surrounded by all my fave big gay people.
A table full of cakes and pies. Two people in purple sparkly sequinned wedding outfits are cutting cakes. One has bright pink hair in a braid and the other has a blue purple buzzcut. They are under a white marquee
June 7, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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Ummmm…
A shot from an anime showing a noodle dish with the subtitles Bukkake udon
May 1, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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Princess 👑
A small tortoiseshell cat sat on a bed wearing a purple and pink poofy dress. She does not look happy about it.
April 8, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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My baby 🐾
A small tortoiseshell cat is sat with her tail curled round her and looking off to the side with yellow eyes. She looks comfortable and cute
April 4, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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This middle aged queer went and saw their fave KPop goth subby bottom (Taemin) and had the time of their life surrounded by all the young queers.
Selfie of Sara a fat white person wearing a Flo Mask holding a round lightstick with a black handle. It has a plushie cover showing a baby chick head with a little sprout on the top.
March 19, 2025 at 9:17 AM
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Here it is on my face ✨
Sara is a fat white person with a buzzcut. They’re wearing a Flo mask which has been decorated with a sparkly mask chain and stick on gems all around the cover. They’re wearing a cloud print crop top and have a black neck fan.
March 11, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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I’m having so much fun bedazzling the crap out of the Flo Masks. @flomask.bsky.social I need to try stick on vinyl next.
A Flo mask that has been bedazzled with sparkly iridescent gems and decorated with a pink mask chain with sparkly charms dangling down including pink and blue glass star beads, a pink moon, star and pink melty heart charm in the centre.
March 11, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender.
An illustration of various brightly coloured She-Ra characters. Catra in the foreground has opened a horse muzzle (but it looks like a harness) a gift from She-Ra A decorated orange with big wide eyes and pink paper eyelashes with pink paper earrings. There’s a round paper mouth making the orange have a surprised expression Moomin troll folding down a knife Godzilla roaring with red eyes
March 6, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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Had some improvements in symptoms thanks to LDN and I can read a bit again. This is massive for me! I used to read a couple of books a day and went to not being able to read any for years. I’m so happy! Very slowly making my way through these atm.
Books laid out in a grid on a duvet. The top 3 are The Night Eaters, Sapphic Pulp, Punk Rock Karaoke and the middle row are Mooncakes, Thirst and Trans Femme Futures and the bottom row are Bad Dream, After we gazed at the Starry Sky and Fierce Femmes and notorious liars.
February 28, 2025 at 11:22 AM
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Some very fun recent mask chain commissions ✨
The triple layered mask chains pinned to a black pinboard. The top chain is made of a dark rainbow metal chain with a bat and moon charm in the centre. The middle one is made of a dark purple metallic chain with a purple heart with bat wings charm and the bottom is a sea green metallic chain with a 4 point star charm in the centre.
February 7, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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Have a hypnotherapy consult this morning and I just keep thinking of Kevin Eldon’s evil hypnotist from Big Train.
A man in a dramatic too hat and 18th century style Hugh shirt and coat begins laughing evilly as the light changes from normal daylight to a deep red. He is the evil hypnotist.
February 3, 2025 at 11:00 AM
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Making big gay mask chains 🥰
A collection of tiny charms shaped like potion bottles and the liquid is made up of colours of various LGBTQIA flag colours. There’s also boxes of colourful metal chains under them.
January 30, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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Love how the elixir of life in Hammer Horror is strawberry slushie.
A TV showing beakers of various sizes full of a thick vivid red liquid. It’s from Hammer Horror’s first Frankenstein film.
January 28, 2025 at 11:39 AM
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Fucking tree is still there using the tenement as a resting perch. The neighbours are all excited at the amount of wood we’ll have for the fire pit though.
A block of sandstone tenements with a giant bare willow tree leaning precariously against the top of the building.
January 25, 2025 at 11:19 AM
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Oh bugger. My neighbours view of it has definitely made me crack my pants a bit.
Photo showing a willow tree uprooted and falling onto a sandstone tenement. The tenement is the only thing holding the giant tree up. The top branches have gone through the upper tenement flats windows.
January 24, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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I love anime 🥰
Still from the Spy Family movie showing an old man in the clouds surrounded by light holding a sceptre with a golden poop on top wearing a white robe saying the words I am the poop god.
January 17, 2025 at 11:51 AM