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thefatginger.bsky.social
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@thefatginger.bsky.social
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Late 30s. Cat lady. Neurodivergent. Homebody. Queer. Stoner. Weirdo. Unfortunately American. (she/her, okay with they/them)
discord: @crista.b
ca: $cristabeeee

📍North Chicago

Chicago > everywhere else
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thefatginger.bsky.social
i was not emotionally prepared for this. i’ve never had to shovel my own sidewalks before and this blows.
multiple inches of snow covering the steps toward a sidewalk that has been shoveled but is covered in a layer of white as it’s still snowing. tire tracks snow in the snowy street and a child and adult wait at a bus stop on the corner across the street.
November 10, 2025 at 1:38 PM
thefatginger.bsky.social
image unrelated
a red background with a drawing of a frog holding a rifle (or shotgun or something idk) and an image of a guillotine. yellow text said “Hippity Hoppity It's time for Chippity Choppity.”
October 30, 2025 at 5:12 PM
thefatginger.bsky.social
here’s my son being a gentleman
an orange tabby cat is leaned up against the back of a couch with his back legs splayed while cleaning one back paw. he’s sitting awkwardly so that his crotch is prominently displayed. i put a shocked cat face emoji over his pee pee like a good mom.
October 28, 2025 at 12:48 PM
thefatginger.bsky.social
never change, bsky users.
Bluesky @bsky.app • 32m v1.109 is rolling out today! #NewProfilePic We've given the app a mini makeover with some new shades of blues! Plus, a whole bunch of bug fixes and performance improvements to make your experience better. ... [reply]: By bug fixes, does it get the orange felon out of the White House? Asking for MILLIONS! [butterfly emoji] [angry emoji] [pink double hearts emoji]
October 27, 2025 at 8:26 PM
thefatginger.bsky.social
why is anyone following this fucker who thinks a nazi tattoo is no big deal?
the quoted post from lyle jeremy rubin @lylerubin.bsky.social “This is a great example of what happens when the Democratic Party is defined by goody two-shoe losers who have lived their entire lives among fellow goody two-shoe losers. Wait, Marines get drunk in foreign countries and get skull and bones tattoos!!!” he’s quoting someone saying “chat it doesn’t look good” with a side by side of graham platner with a totenkopf tattoo next to a black and white image of the nazi ss totenkopf symbol. it’s very clear what imagery platner wanted to convey with a tattoo of this specific skull. lyle follows up with “I swear, keep these BSky freaks as far away from the electorate as possible.”
October 21, 2025 at 2:55 PM
thefatginger.bsky.social
luigi mangione
October 13, 2025 at 2:34 PM
thefatginger.bsky.social
happy indigenous peoples day and fuck christopher columbus
a screen from the show the good place with janet happily saying “Fun fact: Columbus is in the Bad Place because of all the raping, slave trade, and genocide.”
October 13, 2025 at 2:27 PM
thefatginger.bsky.social
kris jenner leaned forward looking through a phone saying “you’re doing amazing, sweetie.”
October 3, 2025 at 4:38 PM
thefatginger.bsky.social
bratz doll style brunette girl reading and making a stank face with the text “thaaat shoulda stayed in the drafts boo”.
October 2, 2025 at 6:56 PM
thefatginger.bsky.social
insomnia night 2 is me wandering an otherwise empty apartment with an air mattress in the middle of the living room because why sleep when can’t sleep
a big empty room with a gray air mattress and gray pillow on gray carpet. there’s a couple open bags of trash in the background.
September 25, 2025 at 5:25 AM
thefatginger.bsky.social
a woman with brown hair in a messy bun wearing a gray sweatshirt has a face mask on and is lighting a weed pipe.
September 15, 2025 at 9:14 PM
thefatginger.bsky.social
logan roy from the show succession saying “you are not serious people.”
September 13, 2025 at 2:05 AM
thefatginger.bsky.social
an oval sticker with a white border and purple background on a window of an empty beer garden. the text on the sticker says “let’s fuck this monday in the mouth.”
September 11, 2025 at 3:05 AM
thefatginger.bsky.social
they want to get bbq this time
an incoming text message on my home screen with the phone number redacted past the area code. the message reads, “Do you want to have BBQ?”
September 6, 2025 at 4:01 PM
thefatginger.bsky.social
happy orange cat day from oliver
an orange cat sleeps curled into a ball with his chin resting on one of his back legs and one of his front paws under his cheek.
September 2, 2025 at 1:01 AM
thefatginger.bsky.social
+alt
"I'm tired of defending this ni**a. I defended him on his criminal sh*t, the Gayle King situation, and I took heat for defending him online when he performed for Trump, but this crosses the line. Sooner or later you just realize someone has issues. There ain't no Hollywood agenda to turn kids gay. That's the dumbest sh*t l've ever heard. [highlight] Disney characters lie, steal, cheat, kill, poison, and everything and don't nobody say it's an agenda to turn their kids into a piece of sh*t. [\highlight] I watched Snow White when I was a kid and I aint gave a b*tch a poison apple yet. But as soon as a gay character pop up, its an agenda. The agenda is to make your kids empathetic, not gay. White people acted the same way when black people started being seen on tv." -Marlon Wayans
August 31, 2025 at 12:07 PM
thefatginger.bsky.social
. @thomaseverroad.bsky.social is a huge piece of shit and wants everyone to know it
Thomas Everroad @thomaseverroad.bsk... • 21h With your vitriolic attitude it's not surprising people want to put you in a concentration camp. And never did I say that I wasn't willing to look for another candidate. Perhaps reading comprehension isn't one of your skills. So fuck you back. With that attitude nobody's going to want to help you
August 30, 2025 at 4:57 PM
thefatginger.bsky.social
dang it. i messed it up
diane’s name spelled out in individual posts but a post of mine is between the i and a in my timeline.
August 30, 2025 at 1:49 AM
thefatginger.bsky.social
wheel of fortune screen with vanna white. there are 3 blanks to be filled with the letter e. the board says: i hop_ h_ di_s. (translation: i hope he “unalives”).
August 30, 2025 at 1:27 AM
thefatginger.bsky.social
god forbid women have hobbies
the small print below the photo of the man feeding his grandmother gasoline. it says, “The old woman asked him to do 2, but it still goes against Norn Carolina Law #1143832.”
August 27, 2025 at 2:13 AM
thefatginger.bsky.social
my son had surgery yesterday and everything went great. now he’s napping in the afternoon sun
an orange tabby shorthair cat sleeps on his side in a window seat with a pink towel for cushioning. his front paws are stretched out in front of him hanging over the edge of the seat. blurry in the background you can see green grass and a blue sky with fluffy white clouds.
August 23, 2025 at 10:16 PM
thefatginger.bsky.social
i am liz lemon this week and my weekend didn’t even end until tuesday.
2 panels from the tv show 30 rock with the top panel showing a brunette white woman, tina fey, with black rimmed glasses saying, “what a week, huh?” the bottom panel shows a white man, alec baldwin, with light brown hair wearing a suit saying “lemon, it’s wednesday.”
August 14, 2025 at 5:30 AM
thefatginger.bsky.social
what if there’s a bomb strapped underneath the bus and you can’t slow down? what then huh?!!!
keanu reeves and sandra bullock at the front of the bus in the movie speed
August 10, 2025 at 11:25 PM
thefatginger.bsky.social
#neverforget
(+alt)
Dave Matthews Band Chicago River incident On August 8, 2004, over the Kinzie Street Bridge in Chicago, Illinois, a tour bus belonging to the Dave Matthews Band dumped an estimated 800 pounds of human waste from the bus's septic tank onto a passenger sightseeing boat on the Chicago River below.
August 8, 2025 at 4:38 PM
thefatginger.bsky.social
forearms and hands
my left hand and forearm. i have a tattoo of my cat’s paw print inside a round frame of leaves and dots and 2 flowers with purple centers, and i have 2 string friendship bracelets in the lesbian and bi flag colors that are covering a semicolon tattoo. my right hand and forearm. this side is boring and bare. i need more tattoos.
August 7, 2025 at 4:50 PM