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I need an exceptionally whiny Midwest emo band to release a song titled "so anyway here's wonderwall"
December 28, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I need an exceptionally whiny Midwest emo band to release a song titled "so anyway here's wonderwall"
I hate my coworkers so fucking much. This job is gonna kill me
December 19, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I hate my coworkers so fucking much. This job is gonna kill me
I feel like Commander Shepherd would really enjoy burnout paradise
December 5, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I feel like Commander Shepherd would really enjoy burnout paradise
Do I need to start reading philosophy to attract a woman whose smile drives me feral?
December 5, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Do I need to start reading philosophy to attract a woman whose smile drives me feral?
Just need me that obsessed with each other dating energy
November 23, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Just need me that obsessed with each other dating energy
Making chili tonight
November 15, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Making chili tonight
Landing on a Bowser square and needing to swap Venmo balances with another person
November 2, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Landing on a Bowser square and needing to swap Venmo balances with another person
Hat that says "bartenders love me, drinks fear me"
October 10, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Hat that says "bartenders love me, drinks fear me"
Screening like an astromech droid as I run a yellow light at 15 over the limit
September 24, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Screening like an astromech droid as I run a yellow light at 15 over the limit
Sometimes I wonder if my highschool physics teacher Mr kovalski listens to punk music
September 13, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Sometimes I wonder if my highschool physics teacher Mr kovalski listens to punk music
Just heard my favorite, retired, Japanese racehorse died today. Damn
September 10, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Just heard my favorite, retired, Japanese racehorse died today. Damn
That beautiful feeling when the waitress eyes up the front of your card to ensure she says your name right
August 22, 2025 at 1:54 PM
That beautiful feeling when the waitress eyes up the front of your card to ensure she says your name right
My therapist keeps cancelling on me, does this mean I'm cured?
August 5, 2025 at 4:35 PM
My therapist keeps cancelling on me, does this mean I'm cured?
My heart can't take another 5'4 booktok girl with glasses bringing her cat into my job.
July 23, 2025 at 8:10 PM
My heart can't take another 5'4 booktok girl with glasses bringing her cat into my job.
When the game is good
July 17, 2025 at 1:10 PM
When the game is good
Band goes on stage "hey we wrote a really great song, goes a lil sometime like this"
Plays tribute by tenacious D
Plays tribute by tenacious D
July 11, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Band goes on stage "hey we wrote a really great song, goes a lil sometime like this"
Plays tribute by tenacious D
Plays tribute by tenacious D
Work has my so fucking burned out. Like empty inside
July 1, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Work has my so fucking burned out. Like empty inside
It's been a rough week on to of a tough month. I'm really tired. Luckily I'm off tomorrow so I can go full relax
June 13, 2025 at 1:11 AM
It's been a rough week on to of a tough month. I'm really tired. Luckily I'm off tomorrow so I can go full relax
Tinder logged me out and I'm just not feeling like logging in, so I guess that's 1 dating app I'm off of
May 22, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Tinder logged me out and I'm just not feeling like logging in, so I guess that's 1 dating app I'm off of
I wanna use my Kohl's Kash at the Papa John's
May 22, 2025 at 11:56 AM
I wanna use my Kohl's Kash at the Papa John's
Me getting tucked in at bedtime "I've had a couple diet Cokes with dinner but I'm good to sleep."
May 12, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Me getting tucked in at bedtime "I've had a couple diet Cokes with dinner but I'm good to sleep."
Spending too much time looking at used PCs cause I don't feel like wiping my drive to install the windows 11 workaround. But also don't wanna spend a bunch on a new desktop
May 12, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Spending too much time looking at used PCs cause I don't feel like wiping my drive to install the windows 11 workaround. But also don't wanna spend a bunch on a new desktop
When the person you can only message through one app stops logging on 😵
May 4, 2025 at 3:38 PM
When the person you can only message through one app stops logging on 😵
I love my friends and love helping them when i can
April 19, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I love my friends and love helping them when i can