✒️ Roselyn Kelly 🧹
thefairytalewitch.bsky.social
✒️ Roselyn Kelly 🧹
@thefairytalewitch.bsky.social
I write modern fairy tales, solar punk, and things that go bump in the Chronically ill Nana of two with a third grandgoblin due in July. The cat thinks she's in charge.
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Sound advice for the Girlies. 😉

#funny #humor #dark #cynical #autoimmunedisease
OK I'll push you off the bed now with this one.
December 28, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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December 27, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Why in the name of all that's holy does "making puff pastry" require so much banging, thumping, and loud grouching? If my husband doesn't pound something right through our flimsy kitchen counter I'll be mildly surprised.
December 27, 2025 at 7:17 PM
There's about half a dozen things I should be using my limited energy to do right now so of course I'm setting up Bluesky. 🫠
December 27, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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Gingerbread 2025 Dumpster 🔥
December 26, 2025 at 3:52 PM