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Found footage of a guy eating a sandwich
@thefactsmachine.bsky.social
Verified self made. He/him

Goth gf @apeiy.bsky.social :)
You post once every three months and someone unfollows you, typical
August 16, 2024 at 3:36 AM
Hotpot with my lady
April 18, 2024 at 9:36 PM
Damn I guess I’ll try to put like 120 mods on new Vegas for the next 15 hours and then not play it like usual
April 15, 2024 at 3:12 PM
I’m back on my BS (bluesky)
April 11, 2024 at 6:06 PM
Higher ups are going through people’s slack messages and I guess this will be when they finally decide to let me go
March 8, 2024 at 6:52 PM
The Great GYATTsby
February 14, 2024 at 5:32 PM
I had a 1 hour meeting get cancelled today and it only got me 30 minutes back
February 12, 2024 at 6:15 PM
Just took the in-bongural hit
February 3, 2024 at 2:25 AM
She’s broke she’s broke shes quite in debt
January 23, 2024 at 11:03 PM
Cool mate I got in my chess tournment today
January 21, 2024 at 7:44 PM
This dude just added me on chesscom just to say goodnight then I got rocked by the truth
January 11, 2024 at 11:31 PM
“There was an old lady who swallowed a fly”

Me: Okay, gross but I’m sure a lot of people have experienced this

“She swallowed a spider to catch the fly”

Me: well I never
January 5, 2024 at 3:55 PM
First workout of the new year, accountability thread. Hold me to it guys I know none of you know me but I need your help. Image related
January 3, 2024 at 4:05 AM
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January 2, 2024 at 7:32 PM
I’d love to blow a fat blunt with don Draper and I’m tryna chill and he has immediately dissociated and is putting the vibe on to me
December 29, 2023 at 4:13 PM
Those big boys will farm me till I surprise them then all the sudden no more rematches lol
December 25, 2023 at 4:31 PM
Simile is like similar
December 25, 2023 at 4:09 AM
I think Townes van zandt makes earth bender music
December 24, 2023 at 10:34 PM
I’m some kinda lunatic lol
December 23, 2023 at 7:09 PM
Do people still eat meatloaf
December 23, 2023 at 3:27 AM
Plan to clean the house and leave to go see the family today: failed. It is simply my nature
December 23, 2023 at 3:20 AM
Thanks dad
December 21, 2023 at 3:34 PM
Chile lime pita chips and sriracha hummers
December 20, 2023 at 7:08 AM