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AND that he only
got a suspended prison sentence and 6 months in county.
October 6, 2025 at 4:12 PM
He was a bigoted racist hateful POS who not only did not care about dead kids as long as they weren't his, but actively advocated for death.

I'm glad he's dead.
Period.

My only sad feefee about it is that he didn't suffer longer.
September 22, 2025 at 8:04 PM
This line is the worst:

"And so I hope people kind of get over themselves pretty quick.”

They ran a crappy campaign way too late, pissed off a bunch of progressives and leftists but we're just supposed to "get over ourselves"?

I ain't Blue MAGA.

Fuck off.
August 19, 2025 at 4:16 PM
From the article: "“I understand that donors want some kind of a reckoning,” said Steve Schale, a Florida-based Democratic strategist. “But I also think that the kind of state party building that I think [DNC Chair] Ken [Martin] wants to do at the DNC is really vital to our success.
August 19, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I occasionally watch SciManDan on YT debunk them. It's hilarious.
August 18, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Exactly. MAGA is as MAGA does.
August 18, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Dagnabit, Jerry! I was gonna cry!
August 9, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Apparently God doesn't care about Beverly, only the Bible.
August 9, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Wet toilet paper.
August 7, 2025 at 9:34 AM