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Ian McSimm
@theevertonian.bsky.social
Winner of hearts and smiles. Loser of hair. Lover of cuddles. Husband. Father. Vagina enthusiast. Terminal blue.
This is what it sounds like when seagulls cry.

#Ndiaye #ThePrinceOfGoodisonPark #BHAEVE
January 25, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Longest day ever - massively sponsored by overpriced coffee and fast food…but so worth it to see us get 3 vital points.

The times they are a changing.
January 19, 2025 at 11:54 PM
That’s really sad. An absolute pillar of our history.
Le Coq Sportif has declared bankruptcy.
All sponsorship agreements with the clubs are immediately terminated.

Sad times for such an iconic brand.

www.nss-sports.com/en/lifestyle... #lecoqsportif
January 17, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Well, that shirt is going back in the box then.
January 15, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Dug out the first Moyes shirt for tonight. Stays on every game now if we get a result.

Also, size large thank you very much 💀

#UTFT
January 15, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Good ‘first’ interview from Moyes. Doesn’t really say much more than any manager would in his position, but there’s an ernestness there that a Dyche doesn’t have. I think we’ll get honesty from him on and off camera - let’s hope it’s a quality the players will respond to.
January 13, 2025 at 4:39 PM
The Moyes Era - Volume 2. No prisoners.
January 10, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Don’t forget blues, he managed to turn this around so…
January 10, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Just checking, he’s definitely gone though right?
January 9, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Everton looking to make a swift appointment to replace Sean Dyche. Interesting.
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January 9, 2025 at 11:16 PM
60 grand.
January 9, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Job done.
January 9, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Keane still wanting to play passes that are longer than the pitch.
January 9, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Armstrong is a lovely footballer.
January 9, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Lovely composed finish from Beto 👏🏻

DCL misses that btw.
January 9, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Actually smiling watching an Everton game…
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January 9, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Popworld?
January 9, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Bring on the orange ball!
January 9, 2025 at 3:26 PM
It’s not a bad job, if you add fries to it.

#DycheOut
January 5, 2025 at 2:01 PM
He’s still there isn’t he.
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January 5, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Christ this club depresses me.

Currently drinking wine like it’s…ah, who am I kidding, wine.
January 4, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I’ve had a lot of sex recently, if you add women to the wanks.
January 4, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Two keepers on the bench again. He’d fucking play them all too if he could.

#DycheOut
January 4, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Here’s to a happy new year, blues. Dyche in or out let’s get through it. Onwards and upwards.
December 31, 2024 at 7:59 PM
Has he gone yet?
December 30, 2024 at 9:48 AM