The Evanses
@theevanses.bsky.social
Weirdly genderfluid blue spot in a very red state
This is what ED looks like, at 10 I thought I looked like the picture in the middle, now I still think I look like the picture in the middle unless I see the pictures side by side and even then it’s like the left and right picture are not me… this is body dysmorphia #thisisED
July 14, 2025 at 11:18 PM
This is what ED looks like, at 10 I thought I looked like the picture in the middle, now I still think I look like the picture in the middle unless I see the pictures side by side and even then it’s like the left and right picture are not me… this is body dysmorphia #thisisED
And people close to me wondered why I’m terrified.
April 27, 2025 at 3:43 PM
And people close to me wondered why I’m terrified.
Chewbacca and Griswold, they’re always at my feet.
January 23, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Chewbacca and Griswold, they’re always at my feet.
Chewbacca wants to know why he needed bangs
December 7, 2024 at 3:41 AM
Chewbacca wants to know why he needed bangs
The real reason I’m single
December 4, 2024 at 4:08 AM
The real reason I’m single
Anyone else got a dog that snuggles your butt?
December 3, 2024 at 3:22 AM
Anyone else got a dog that snuggles your butt?
How about just in life people start minding their fucking business about what’s in someone else’s pants!
December 1, 2024 at 8:59 PM
How about just in life people start minding their fucking business about what’s in someone else’s pants!
The ONLY Thanksgiving story I care about each year.
November 28, 2024 at 3:58 PM
The ONLY Thanksgiving story I care about each year.
People falling for Black Friday “deals”
November 27, 2024 at 7:18 PM
People falling for Black Friday “deals”
I keep my village small but mighty.
November 27, 2024 at 4:32 AM
I keep my village small but mighty.
And the other side hasn’t realized we tried to warm them yet.
November 26, 2024 at 11:09 PM
And the other side hasn’t realized we tried to warm them yet.
Just a friendly PSA
November 23, 2024 at 4:13 PM
Just a friendly PSA
Your motivation for the day!
November 18, 2024 at 4:32 AM
Your motivation for the day!
The two most important things in my life. Maggie the chocolate lab and Chewbacca: He of the Many Nicknames the ChiyorkSHIT.
November 18, 2024 at 1:53 AM
The two most important things in my life. Maggie the chocolate lab and Chewbacca: He of the Many Nicknames the ChiyorkSHIT.
We are here, we have always been here, we are not going anywhere!
November 17, 2024 at 8:55 PM
We are here, we have always been here, we are not going anywhere!
Wisdom. Continue being kind, show love, be uniquely you. When force is needed kick them in the taint!
November 17, 2024 at 12:28 PM
Wisdom. Continue being kind, show love, be uniquely you. When force is needed kick them in the taint!