Austin
theesnek.bsky.social
Austin
@theesnek.bsky.social
Formerly snek
shameless lib
Denver
November 8, 2025 at 6:29 PM
My boyfriend and I went as bachelorette party strippers for Halloween
November 1, 2025 at 8:11 PM
July 29, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Costco is crazy for this
July 1, 2025 at 1:54 AM
The note in question:
June 30, 2025 at 5:38 PM
June 22, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Standing in a national park in awe of its beauty thinking ‘we should sell this to a guy who would turn this into a mine’
June 21, 2025 at 6:20 PM
June 11, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Ready for World Pride
June 5, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Everyone should be thanking the US, actually
May 3, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I wasn’t paying attention but I guess he already did
April 7, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Very interesting ideology for evangelicals to forge an alliance with. Excited to see how this plays out
April 2, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Humanity is back on the menu
April 2, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Behold: The first ever bed designed for non-monogamy
March 26, 2025 at 5:04 PM
President Naked Mole Rat
March 11, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Is it good when your company loses 30% of its value in a month? Asking for satan
March 6, 2025 at 6:36 PM
It’s very clear he doesn’t care about drugs and is fabricating the whole Canadian fentanyl thing to try and force Canada into being the 51st state
March 6, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Do I have this right?
>Tariff
>>Retaliatory Tariff
>>>Reciprocal Tariff
>>>>Returned Tariff
>>>>>Requited Tariff
>>>>>>Reverse Tariff
March 4, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Freedom is when the government forces you to use plastic
February 7, 2025 at 4:36 PM
He came from the future to try and save us
February 7, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Not a coincidence
January 30, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Like it or not this is what peak male health looks like
January 29, 2025 at 6:11 PM
MAGAts: We are NOT SHEEP
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we're cows
January 18, 2025 at 12:10 AM
It gets worse
November 24, 2024 at 9:12 PM
It is Sunday. Y'all need church
November 24, 2024 at 8:25 PM