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🧜🏾‍♀️ Siren Thee Mermaid 🧜🏾‍♀️
@theepinksugar.bsky.social
Goddess. Artist. Gamer.
Lvl 37
Pinned
Any man entering my DMs is getting my cashapp link.

How much you give determines my response

Women and non men can slide in the DMs free of charge

Terms are non negotiable

- Management
I say I’m bored but really I’m avoiding something that I need to do
December 10, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Accepting applications for Cuddle Companions 🥰
December 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Not a December girlie buuuuuut… they do make those fleece lined sheer looking leggings & fleece lined shorts. Sometimes you gotta pop out & show niggas
December 10, 2025 at 9:56 PM
It must be nice 🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀
December 10, 2025 at 9:51 PM
When you feeling scrumptious and take a selfie but don’t have anyone to send it to 🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀
December 10, 2025 at 9:49 PM
*le sigh* 🥀
December 10, 2025 at 9:48 PM
*marked safe from a lame ass mf*
Me: **quietly working, only person with visible piercings and tattoos**

My instructor, loudly: "I wouldn't date a chick with tattoos or piercings. I think a chick with tattoos is more manly than me"
December 10, 2025 at 9:22 PM
When I come to a new job site & get immediately shaded 🤭
It’s been happening whether I mask or don’t mask, so I stopped masking.
December 10, 2025 at 9:02 PM
So apparently that ⚪️lady who raised money bc she got fired for being racist, her child is biracial and those who donated to support her racist ass, regret it. Also she has a charge for reckless driving & child endangerment
a woman is sitting on a couch and saying why am i not surprised
ALT: a woman is sitting on a couch and saying why am i not surprised
media.tenor.com
December 10, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Post you from a different era of your life
December 10, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Me watching y’all participate in hand wars:
a cartoon character from the simpsons is making an angry face and saying excellent .
ALT: a cartoon character from the simpsons is making an angry face and saying excellent .
media.tenor.com
December 10, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I need a show like P-Valley to binge
a man wearing glasses wipes his eyes with the words no tears at the pink
ALT: a man wearing glasses wipes his eyes with the words no tears at the pink
media.tenor.com
December 10, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Years ago there was a mean girl group at a job site, I paid them no mind bc if it doesn’t affect my pay, it don’t affect my day. Around Halloween one of them said they were planning a group costume of the pink ladies & I said “oh ok I have my own costume idea” they shaded me forever 🤣
December 10, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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No one hates you more than a bitch who thinks you need their validation. I DO NOT CARE TO BE AROUND YOU HOES.
December 10, 2025 at 7:26 PM
“Errybody loyal til it’s time for them to prove it
I prayed for them to win and have the strength for em to do it
They prayed for me to lose how you pray for something stupid
As if God will actually do it?”
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
December 10, 2025 at 7:21 PM
The trees became friends with the axe because the handle was wood or something like that
the fact that both Charlie Kirk and Kyle Rittenhouse found people to marry them…. 😵‍💫
December 10, 2025 at 6:40 PM
#waybackwednesday
The 2019 reset
December 10, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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You can't change people, but you can change your proximity, reaction, and boundaries.
December 10, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Me every time I’m bored: should I get on a dating app? 🤔

Spirit:
a pair of pink hands holding a black object with a blue sky in the background
ALT: a pair of pink hands holding a black object with a blue sky in the background
media.tenor.com
December 10, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I’ve only experienced this with my bestie. I look forward to adding more women to my circle who share this mentality 🫶🏾
Women need other women in their lives who think they are amazing.
No competition, no jealousy, no hate, only "I love you, I'm here for you, I believe in you, you got this" kind of energy.
December 10, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Recently, I was assigned temporarily at a job site to help fill a vacancy. The environment was toxic & I noticed my body reacting. I was always tired when I got home even though my work day ended in the early afternoon. They wanted me to stay on for 8 months bc they liked my work ethic, I declined
December 10, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Yes 🙌🏾
We just observe and leave them where they’re at.
December 10, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Them: “IF JIMMY HAD 5 APPLES!!”
Me:
December 10, 2025 at 3:32 PM
The intense urge to take a one way flight to somewhere tropical 🏝️
December 10, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Periodt!!
December 10, 2025 at 3:24 PM