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Darling heart, I loved you from the start
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18+ side/personal acct. iykyk. pls don't follow if I don't know you thankies
READ FUCKING THEORY IDGAF NONE OF YOU BITCHES CARE ABOUT CSA VICTIMS I HATE YOU ALL!!!! SHUT THE ACTUAL FUCK UPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
December 10, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Maybe it’s just cause I’m currently just on tumblr to look at porn of yaoi du jour but the current discourse that’s going on it atm is like. We’ve been doing this shit for almost 15 years read abolitionist theory and understand punitive punishment or so help me god
December 8, 2025 at 9:22 PM
you ever think some bitches just permanently live in 2014 tumblr
December 6, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Anyways man why are my oc ships like: femme who is absolutely horrendous and commits atrocities and cringefail butch who is like a nervous chihuahua
December 4, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Really wish I wasn’t sexy with my beautiful literary criticisms so I didn’t get dealt psychic damage when I see The Worst Readings Imaginable
December 4, 2025 at 8:57 PM
when ya friend saying shit about media you disagree with but you have to suck it up even tho you're going insane
December 2, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Emailed the uni about the job. Haven’t heard back.

We need to blow everythign up right now
December 1, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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Sam petting and praising her lil werewolf bestie...yea...

#oc #monsterhearts #lesbian
November 30, 2025 at 7:16 PM
You cannot be fr rn
November 28, 2025 at 5:00 AM
hearing thru the grapevine that a certain ex friend of mine imploded another one of his friend groups. Dawg you have to fucking admit it's YOU at this point holy fuck
November 28, 2025 at 1:25 AM
knowing behind the scenes stuff about H///ussie is hilarious because I'll see ppl going: we should crack [his] egg!!!

no he's a massive transphobe be fr lol I have been told by someone who was related to him by marriage that he's a massive transphobe.
November 27, 2025 at 3:54 AM
and wow another person at my workplace quit/got fired. Typical
November 26, 2025 at 12:45 AM
me: listen I'm putting a foot job in this story but I'm not really into foot jobs but I think that I'd be missing out if I didn't have the intimacy of someone fixing a prosthetic and the sensations that come along with it
also me: it's kinda hot tho-
November 24, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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Idk LOL
November 24, 2025 at 5:03 AM
yaoi da mobie
November 23, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Trying to figure out how I can successfully put in my kinks into this story I'm cooking up but unfortunately I like to write relationships in canon that don't involve them actually getting together or being romantic because I'm a sicko who thinks it's more romantic if you get aromantic wtih it
November 22, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I wish for private accounts so I don’t get randos following me. GO AWAYYYYYYYYYYYY. Im here to bitch, moan and complain and post porn.
November 20, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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If anyone here is interested, I'm running an OC Art Secret Santa in my Discord server next month. Sign-ups are currently open and will be through the 30th. If you want to join & are 18+, pls join the server so that I will be able to connect you w your recipient: discord.gg/QR8N76uKas
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November 19, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I fucking hate november so much
November 19, 2025 at 6:37 AM
hrhghhhh ik hiring at universities takes forever but pls come on its been two monthsssssss. Maybe I should wait after thanksgiving or something
November 18, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Vivmeng were crazy for choosing their utena ref in alnst as the Anthy suicide jump.

That's why, in the story I'm currently working on-
November 17, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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For November 17th
November 16, 2025 at 6:18 PM
It’s been months since this happened but I think about a certain someone on occasion and I just. Get sad. Like…

Man you keep getting too deep into conspiracy theories whenever someone goes wrong for you irl. And hten you dump anyone who won’t enable you to act like this. Be frrrrrrr
November 15, 2025 at 9:37 PM
oh woulda look at that!! The ppl who obsessively post about L/ily Or/chard had an epic crash out over one of their own because she was a conserva/tive grifter
November 12, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I have never seen so many brain dead takes in my entire life from ppl in their 30s holy fucking shit shut the FUCK up
November 10, 2025 at 2:24 AM