Me: are you mad at me? 🥺
My buddy Pinocchio, who has answered this question so many times his nose no longer fits indoors: *sigh* come on man
My buddy Pinocchio, who has answered this question so many times his nose no longer fits indoors: *sigh* come on man
May 12, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Me: are you mad at me? 🥺
My buddy Pinocchio, who has answered this question so many times his nose no longer fits indoors: *sigh* come on man
My buddy Pinocchio, who has answered this question so many times his nose no longer fits indoors: *sigh* come on man
Oh that’s okay no worries :)
April 16, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Oh that’s okay no worries :)
Knew I should have invested all of my money in candles :/
April 7, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Knew I should have invested all of my money in candles :/
You’re telling me this ball is based?
April 6, 2025 at 7:31 AM
You’re telling me this ball is based?
Executive dysfunction? Yeah I’d say there’s some “dysfunction” in the “executive” branch 😂
April 3, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Executive dysfunction? Yeah I’d say there’s some “dysfunction” in the “executive” branch 😂
Stop hanging out at work with the jerks and come kick it at the picket
April 3, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Stop hanging out at work with the jerks and come kick it at the picket
You need to stop eating soup with the group and start eating stew with the crew
April 2, 2025 at 4:20 AM
You need to stop eating soup with the group and start eating stew with the crew
Every time I smoke weed I encounter god and discover that he does not like me
March 27, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Every time I smoke weed I encounter god and discover that he does not like me
We’re all going to the worlds fair if anybody wants something
March 24, 2025 at 7:10 AM
We’re all going to the worlds fair if anybody wants something
Do not go respectfully into that good night type shit rage rage against the skibbity of the light on god
March 19, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Do not go respectfully into that good night type shit rage rage against the skibbity of the light on god
She wax on my thing til I wacks off
March 19, 2025 at 3:56 AM
She wax on my thing til I wacks off
No no wait she pat on my saint til I’m Rick?
March 18, 2025 at 1:28 AM
No no wait she pat on my saint til I’m Rick?
She saint on my pat til I’m Rick
March 18, 2025 at 1:27 AM
She saint on my pat til I’m Rick
“Saint Patrick” rhymes with “taint hat dick” what don’t we know about this guy? Were the snakes a metaphor for penises?
March 18, 2025 at 1:25 AM
“Saint Patrick” rhymes with “taint hat dick” what don’t we know about this guy? Were the snakes a metaphor for penises?
Of all the money that e’er I had
I spent it on good cum pennies
Oh all the harm I’ve ever done
All ass it was to none butt pee
I spent it on good cum pennies
Oh all the harm I’ve ever done
All ass it was to none butt pee
March 18, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Of all the money that e’er I had
I spent it on good cum pennies
Oh all the harm I’ve ever done
All ass it was to none butt pee
I spent it on good cum pennies
Oh all the harm I’ve ever done
All ass it was to none butt pee
Ok guys what is the funniest social security number you’ve ever seen? I’ll go last
March 11, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Ok guys what is the funniest social security number you’ve ever seen? I’ll go last
She bask in my Robbins til she taste the 31 flavors
March 10, 2025 at 9:13 PM
She bask in my Robbins til she taste the 31 flavors
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Every day I have to hear about some asshole
February 28, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Every day I have to hear about some asshole
I applied to Syracuse and George Saunders emailed me personally to tell me never to write again. He said if he ever sees me on campus he will have Peter Weller hit me with a chain
February 20, 2025 at 3:38 AM
I applied to Syracuse and George Saunders emailed me personally to tell me never to write again. He said if he ever sees me on campus he will have Peter Weller hit me with a chain
She rug on my rat til I’m all grown up
February 20, 2025 at 3:37 AM
She rug on my rat til I’m all grown up
When you’re mean to me this is literally who you’re being mean to. Look at that guy. I mean anyone would be mean to that guy
February 18, 2025 at 7:47 PM
When you’re mean to me this is literally who you’re being mean to. Look at that guy. I mean anyone would be mean to that guy
This is what the cyber truck looks like to me
February 17, 2025 at 6:45 AM
This is what the cyber truck looks like to me
Your grandma has fallen down the stairs at the Met Gala because she hasn’t gotten enough attention
February 17, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Your grandma has fallen down the stairs at the Met Gala because she hasn’t gotten enough attention