Watching #CriminalMinds and didn’t even know Michelle Trachtenberg was in it 😭 AND she plays a stalker/psycho. She played bad so good.

I usually do my own makeup and they tend to turn out just ok (at times disastrous, ngl), but today for church, it came out so flawless. Like…no notes. And I’m always hard on myself. I got into makeup late bc of my upbringing so I never had the practice back then. I didn’t take any pics 😓

Woke up to check my inbox and was prompted to update the VA app. I hit update and look at what the update was 😂 mind you, this is a very clunky app. Out of ALLL the updates…😭 anyway, that’ll show those egg and gas prices.

“The show was whack.” “The most boring show in halftime history.”

You got Duolingo creating courses talmbout “learn A minor in our music course” whilst they got the entire Duo characters singing “trynna strike a cord and it’s probably A MINORRRR” and you think you can post Aubrey didn’t take the biggest L in history and I take you seriously? Jokes.

Somebody said “bro only packed his victory outfit” and someone else called it a blouse 😩😂

“Hey Drake 😁”

THIS is why I’m always getting banned on trump’s social media. This creator had this caption while playing Bey’s SPAGHETTII. The ungratefulness and audacity these yts have never ceases to amaze me. Anyway, my comment about to be removed by TT in a min and thought I’d share here. #CowboyCarter

If you’re a colored or celebrate any colored-related holiday, it’s been confirmed by ABC News that the Defense “Intelligence” Agency (DIA) is putting a pause on your holidays. Think #Juneteenth #BIM #HispanicHeritageMonth #MLKJrDay you get it. If the holiday isn’t by a yt celebrating mass murders…🙅🏾‍♀️

My queen! Arianna, what are you doing here? 🤣
#Severance

I went and did my own search…not a lick of results populated.

Hate that we’ve become, essentially, them from 4 years ago but I thought this was worth the post.

I guess #BlueLives don’t matter.

#NoTouchy, Donald. No, not even for today.

Video by: @thedailyshow.com