Should I name my new dog Pete after Pete Buttigieg

The latest episode of Severance was INSANE and the latest episode of White Lotus was like…huh. Maybe Ben Stiller told Mike White to give us all a chaser

If I was an elected official I would be the kind of corrupt where I take the money from the lobbyists but still vote how I wanna vote 😎

I just spent hours reverse-engineering a dismantled Lego set for my son. Like, finding each piece from “bag 1” & putting them into a new ziplock bag marked “1.” Repeated 8 times. That will do.

Finding emojis takes up more of my time than I want it to if I’m being honest

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Weird how just by not letting yourself get overly hungry, it takes so much of the drama out of eating.

Writing about scuba as someone who has never scuba dived and has almost zero interest in ever getting certified 😊

Hello twitter alternative universe :)