Greta
@theeighthchef.bsky.social
I'm always one to grab the freshest ingredients! I've got a taste for good flavor, the kinds you'll have a lotta trouble finding in the City these days. I used to be one of the Eight Chefs, ya know!
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As for our Conductor... @thebluereverb.bsky.social come say hello!
December 18, 2024 at 5:52 AM
As for our Conductor... @thebluereverb.bsky.social come say hello!
HAWHAW!!! The Two Chefs, findin' only the best flavors in this world! Now that's an idea... and a welcome one at that! Some new life's exactly what the Chefs have needed for a while... or else it'll become and echo chamber, and that's exactly how the Eight Chefs came to a close!
December 18, 2024 at 5:51 AM
HAWHAW!!! The Two Chefs, findin' only the best flavors in this world! Now that's an idea... and a welcome one at that! Some new life's exactly what the Chefs have needed for a while... or else it'll become and echo chamber, and that's exactly how the Eight Chefs came to a close!
But hey, if a sweeper can turn an entire person into jam, they could be a real good cook! Hawhawhaw!!
December 17, 2024 at 9:28 PM
But hey, if a sweeper can turn an entire person into jam, they could be a real good cook! Hawhawhaw!!
I still think it's kinda foolish. If you eat your whole body away, then there's no point in being a Chef, or to eat, any more! That's why I've been workin' with our Conductor, since he'll lead us to a world where there are plenty of fresh, clean, and delicious ingredients!
December 17, 2024 at 9:26 PM
I still think it's kinda foolish. If you eat your whole body away, then there's no point in being a Chef, or to eat, any more! That's why I've been workin' with our Conductor, since he'll lead us to a world where there are plenty of fresh, clean, and delicious ingredients!
Well, the other chefs 'mistook' themselves for ingredients, at the end of it all. A shame to see their skills wasted like that, but at least they died doing what they loved, tasting delicious cuts of meat from each other 'til there was nothing left but their eyes and brains!!
December 17, 2024 at 9:25 PM
Well, the other chefs 'mistook' themselves for ingredients, at the end of it all. A shame to see their skills wasted like that, but at least they died doing what they loved, tasting delicious cuts of meat from each other 'til there was nothing left but their eyes and brains!!
In this world, y'got to eat, or y'get eaten yourself. Not just metaphorically, I mean literally, too!
As the Eighth Chef, it's part of my duty to talk about anythin' delicious that comes to mind. And seeing a bunch of people talkin' about eating the rich.. I had to provide some insight! HAWHAWHAW!!
As the Eighth Chef, it's part of my duty to talk about anythin' delicious that comes to mind. And seeing a bunch of people talkin' about eating the rich.. I had to provide some insight! HAWHAWHAW!!
December 17, 2024 at 9:23 PM
In this world, y'got to eat, or y'get eaten yourself. Not just metaphorically, I mean literally, too!
As the Eighth Chef, it's part of my duty to talk about anythin' delicious that comes to mind. And seeing a bunch of people talkin' about eating the rich.. I had to provide some insight! HAWHAWHAW!!
As the Eighth Chef, it's part of my duty to talk about anythin' delicious that comes to mind. And seeing a bunch of people talkin' about eating the rich.. I had to provide some insight! HAWHAWHAW!!
Of course! HAWHAWHAW!! That's one way to turn even the most lavish lives into a decent steak!
Heart of Aspiration, y'sound like one of the Eight Chefs already!
Heart of Aspiration, y'sound like one of the Eight Chefs already!
December 17, 2024 at 9:20 PM
Of course! HAWHAWHAW!! That's one way to turn even the most lavish lives into a decent steak!
Heart of Aspiration, y'sound like one of the Eight Chefs already!
Heart of Aspiration, y'sound like one of the Eight Chefs already!
//keep yourself safe, mun chris! thats the most important part
December 17, 2024 at 9:11 PM
//keep yourself safe, mun chris! thats the most important part
Maybe they'll be better dry-aged, hm? Or perhaps with a nice thick sauce to cover up that awful flavor.. hawhawhaw! Maybe it's time for a barbecue!!
December 17, 2024 at 9:10 PM
Maybe they'll be better dry-aged, hm? Or perhaps with a nice thick sauce to cover up that awful flavor.. hawhawhaw! Maybe it's time for a barbecue!!
//soups and sauces are my weakness, actually! i'd love to learn more about cooking from ya sometime!
December 15, 2024 at 5:37 AM
//soups and sauces are my weakness, actually! i'd love to learn more about cooking from ya sometime!
//OOC i'm not the best cook, but if you do send a meal, i will try to cook it to the best of my abilities someday! hawhawhaw!!
December 15, 2024 at 5:17 AM
//OOC i'm not the best cook, but if you do send a meal, i will try to cook it to the best of my abilities someday! hawhawhaw!!
Hawhaw, yes! Although the tried and true salt, pepper, lemon juice finisher is welcome, it *would* get old after 500...
I'll find a way to make it work!
But, if anyone wants me to make a particular pork dish, let me know! This Christmas'll be filled with *delectable* meals!!
I'll find a way to make it work!
But, if anyone wants me to make a particular pork dish, let me know! This Christmas'll be filled with *delectable* meals!!
December 15, 2024 at 5:16 AM
Hawhaw, yes! Although the tried and true salt, pepper, lemon juice finisher is welcome, it *would* get old after 500...
I'll find a way to make it work!
But, if anyone wants me to make a particular pork dish, let me know! This Christmas'll be filled with *delectable* meals!!
I'll find a way to make it work!
But, if anyone wants me to make a particular pork dish, let me know! This Christmas'll be filled with *delectable* meals!!
HAWHAW!! 500 hogs, you say? I haven't made that much of the same ingredient for a single feast... but to call myself a chef, I'd hafta go straight towards that challenge!
If you'll let me step away for just a bit, I'll see how many of these ingredients are high-quality goods!!
If you'll let me step away for just a bit, I'll see how many of these ingredients are high-quality goods!!
December 15, 2024 at 5:10 AM
HAWHAW!! 500 hogs, you say? I haven't made that much of the same ingredient for a single feast... but to call myself a chef, I'd hafta go straight towards that challenge!
If you'll let me step away for just a bit, I'll see how many of these ingredients are high-quality goods!!
If you'll let me step away for just a bit, I'll see how many of these ingredients are high-quality goods!!
HAWHAW!! There's barely any good meat on the rich, though! It's all full of grease!
November 28, 2024 at 4:13 AM
HAWHAW!! There's barely any good meat on the rich, though! It's all full of grease!
I haven't seen him yet! But maybe he'll show up!
November 27, 2024 at 8:41 PM
I haven't seen him yet! But maybe he'll show up!
For someone with 'smoking' in your name, you're not great at inflicting status effects! HAWHAW!!
November 27, 2024 at 6:55 AM
For someone with 'smoking' in your name, you're not great at inflicting status effects! HAWHAW!!
There's no reason t'get so angry at me! I only follow my nose... and go straight for the best of flavors, hawhawhaw!!
I have no business with the Skeletons. You three aren't good ingredients to cook with, yknow? Live and let live!
I have no business with the Skeletons. You three aren't good ingredients to cook with, yknow? Live and let live!
November 27, 2024 at 6:46 AM
There's no reason t'get so angry at me! I only follow my nose... and go straight for the best of flavors, hawhawhaw!!
I have no business with the Skeletons. You three aren't good ingredients to cook with, yknow? Live and let live!
I have no business with the Skeletons. You three aren't good ingredients to cook with, yknow? Live and let live!
HAWHAWHAW!! You're no refreshing scent to me, just bones and marrow! If anythin', vent your anger out on Eileen. She's all about that smoke you put in the air!
November 27, 2024 at 6:13 AM
HAWHAWHAW!! You're no refreshing scent to me, just bones and marrow! If anythin', vent your anger out on Eileen. She's all about that smoke you put in the air!
No people? Ah.. I can't call myself a chef if I'm only able to cook humans, hawhaw! It'll be fun making food for everyone anyway!!
November 27, 2024 at 6:11 AM
No people? Ah.. I can't call myself a chef if I'm only able to cook humans, hawhaw! It'll be fun making food for everyone anyway!!
Nothing more delicious than a fine gravy made from turkey liver!
November 27, 2024 at 6:08 AM
Nothing more delicious than a fine gravy made from turkey liver!
Hawhaw!! I'll be your chef, if you want only the best cuisine!
Meat pies, spaghetti, exotic dishes... after seeing your pizza, I'd love to work here! HAWHAWHAW!!
Meat pies, spaghetti, exotic dishes... after seeing your pizza, I'd love to work here! HAWHAWHAW!!
November 27, 2024 at 6:06 AM
Hawhaw!! I'll be your chef, if you want only the best cuisine!
Meat pies, spaghetti, exotic dishes... after seeing your pizza, I'd love to work here! HAWHAWHAW!!
Meat pies, spaghetti, exotic dishes... after seeing your pizza, I'd love to work here! HAWHAWHAW!!