Thee Goblin King
@theegoblinking.bsky.social
Shardy Giving Me That Pity Pussy!!!
August 31, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Shardy Giving Me That Pity Pussy!!!
STATUS: Whackin My Kraken
August 27, 2025 at 12:32 AM
STATUS: Whackin My Kraken
May 1, 2025 at 11:51 PM
This One Goes Out To My Tapeworm #MyTapeworm
May 1, 2025 at 11:48 PM
This One Goes Out To My Tapeworm #MyTapeworm
When My Nine Gorilla Meter Start Roaring You Feel It Pounding Your Chest. Banana Clip Putting Silver In Your Back.
April 3, 2025 at 1:38 AM
When My Nine Gorilla Meter Start Roaring You Feel It Pounding Your Chest. Banana Clip Putting Silver In Your Back.
I May Be Slow Call My Whip The Snail The Way My Class S Car Go, Leave The Opps In A Slime Trail
March 30, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I May Be Slow Call My Whip The Snail The Way My Class S Car Go, Leave The Opps In A Slime Trail
Troutout To All My Fishes
March 7, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Troutout To All My Fishes
Bull Clinton Be Like: I DID Have Sexual Relations With Your Wife
March 4, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Bull Clinton Be Like: I DID Have Sexual Relations With Your Wife
The Only Person Allowed To Say Foid Is Mel Blanc After He Counts The Foist And The Second
February 15, 2025 at 4:03 AM
The Only Person Allowed To Say Foid Is Mel Blanc After He Counts The Foist And The Second
Shardy Im Layed Up In Bed Playin Wit My Signal Scope Say Somethin Sexayyy
January 31, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Shardy Im Layed Up In Bed Playin Wit My Signal Scope Say Somethin Sexayyy
Collect Mii Spores
January 31, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Collect Mii Spores
exclusively referring to my stepmom as “motherkin”. send post
January 31, 2025 at 3:45 AM
exclusively referring to my stepmom as “motherkin”. send post
Anyone Got The Torrent Link For Those Motivational Videos They Put In Pelotons? Looking To Get Into Some Freeform JOI
January 31, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Anyone Got The Torrent Link For Those Motivational Videos They Put In Pelotons? Looking To Get Into Some Freeform JOI
I Go To The Blood Bank And Ask Them To Pump Me Up With Some "Extra Gravy"
January 31, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I Go To The Blood Bank And Ask Them To Pump Me Up With Some "Extra Gravy"
I Write The Way I Play Piano My Pinkie Hold A Bass Note Down Like An Anchor, And Thus Every Word Is Too Bound To A Chord And Im Doing That Free Jazz Slick Shit With My Linguistics Im The Thelonius Monk Of Riffin About My Baloney And Spunk
January 31, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I Write The Way I Play Piano My Pinkie Hold A Bass Note Down Like An Anchor, And Thus Every Word Is Too Bound To A Chord And Im Doing That Free Jazz Slick Shit With My Linguistics Im The Thelonius Monk Of Riffin About My Baloney And Spunk
If I Cant Spread My Legs I Will Spread My Disease. You Will Be Slopping In The Puss Or Else Youll Be Slopping In The Pus. Your Choice Pumpkins
January 31, 2025 at 3:36 AM
If I Cant Spread My Legs I Will Spread My Disease. You Will Be Slopping In The Puss Or Else Youll Be Slopping In The Pus. Your Choice Pumpkins
Spends Five Cycles Of Life And Death And Fifty Real World Minutes Awkwardly Puzzling Through A Space Temple Just To Scan ASCII Art Of My Cockin' Goblinz
January 31, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Spends Five Cycles Of Life And Death And Fifty Real World Minutes Awkwardly Puzzling Through A Space Temple Just To Scan ASCII Art Of My Cockin' Goblinz
Oooooooh You Wanna See My Lil Greenus Soooo Baaad
January 31, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Oooooooh You Wanna See My Lil Greenus Soooo Baaad
Yoda Sex Got The Jedi Rising
January 31, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Yoda Sex Got The Jedi Rising
I Installed A Mirror On The Floor So I Could See What My Booch Would Look Like To Ants. Also So I Have To Get On All Fours To Do Cocaine Because If Im Gonna Be A Powder Pig I Better Get Ready For Trough Time
January 20, 2025 at 5:39 AM
I Installed A Mirror On The Floor So I Could See What My Booch Would Look Like To Ants. Also So I Have To Get On All Fours To Do Cocaine Because If Im Gonna Be A Powder Pig I Better Get Ready For Trough Time
Time4GREGBALL!.mp4
January 9, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Time4GREGBALL!.mp4
Bought Shampoo Off Of Temu Now I Got The Single Cartoon Baby Hair
January 8, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Bought Shampoo Off Of Temu Now I Got The Single Cartoon Baby Hair
Pulling My Finger And Letting Out A Massive Moan
January 8, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Pulling My Finger And Letting Out A Massive Moan
Vacuuming The Cobwebs Out Of My Crypt Coochie. Thats The Way My Pussy Crumbles!
January 8, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Vacuuming The Cobwebs Out Of My Crypt Coochie. Thats The Way My Pussy Crumbles!