Edna Watkins
@theednawatkins.bsky.social
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Edna Watkins
@theednawatkins.bsky.social
· Sep 18
I'm going to start swallowing Lego minifig heads and then photographing my turds
Reposted by Edna Watkins
@theednawatkins.bsky.social
Gig Night
GIg Night
Edna's gig night
I hope the bands are banging
And that your evening isn't shite
Gig Night
GIg Night
Edna's gig night
I hope the bands are banging
And that your evening isn't shite
November 22, 2025 at 5:42 PM
@theednawatkins.bsky.social
Gig Night
GIg Night
Edna's gig night
I hope the bands are banging
And that your evening isn't shite
Gig Night
GIg Night
Edna's gig night
I hope the bands are banging
And that your evening isn't shite
Pictured : Mrs Edna definitely not going into her mates as we're just dropping something off.
November 22, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Pictured : Mrs Edna definitely not going into her mates as we're just dropping something off.
November 22, 2025 at 11:13 AM
I'm going to start claiming back the "real man" title by doing regular day-to-day shit and posting about it
November 22, 2025 at 11:12 AM
I'm going to start claiming back the "real man" title by doing regular day-to-day shit and posting about it
Imagine getting cucked by youtube then thinking you were in any way shape or form better than anyone else
November 22, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Imagine getting cucked by youtube then thinking you were in any way shape or form better than anyone else
Out for a lovely lunch with Mrs Edna and then Lambrini Girls later
All sober as I'm driving and real men don't drink and drive
All sober as I'm driving and real men don't drink and drive
November 22, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Out for a lovely lunch with Mrs Edna and then Lambrini Girls later
All sober as I'm driving and real men don't drink and drive
All sober as I'm driving and real men don't drink and drive
Reposted by Edna Watkins
Whenever you hear someone say "you shouldn't joke about mental health" you know that person has never had mental health issues.
November 22, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Whenever you hear someone say "you shouldn't joke about mental health" you know that person has never had mental health issues.
A barber with one leg longer than the other called Asymmetric Bob
November 22, 2025 at 10:59 AM
A barber with one leg longer than the other called Asymmetric Bob
*Points to pinned post *
It’s the seventh anniversary of the publication of ‘Everything is awesome: Don’t forget the Lego’ in the Journal of Paediatrics and Child Health, which told how six “paediatric health-care professionals were recruited to swallow a Lego head” and measure how long it took to ~ahem~ pass through them
November 22, 2025 at 10:56 AM
*Points to pinned post *
Well I didn't think the yank thing was that bad bunch of weird prudes
What I will say is that man will have the nastiest tasting spunk on Earth
What I will say is that man will have the nastiest tasting spunk on Earth
November 22, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Well I didn't think the yank thing was that bad bunch of weird prudes
What I will say is that man will have the nastiest tasting spunk on Earth
What I will say is that man will have the nastiest tasting spunk on Earth
Hungover and horny what a wretched curse for the middle aged
November 22, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Hungover and horny what a wretched curse for the middle aged
Scott Mills has the personality of a stubbed toe
November 21, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Scott Mills has the personality of a stubbed toe
Why is Grace Dent?
November 21, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Why is Grace Dent?
It's Lambrini Girls eve bitches!
November 21, 2025 at 5:13 PM
It's Lambrini Girls eve bitches!
I love Nintendo and my Switch 2 but fuck me a bit of quality control on what gets listed on the store would be nice
November 20, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I love Nintendo and my Switch 2 but fuck me a bit of quality control on what gets listed on the store would be nice
In two weeks time I'll be in Lanzarote
So that's a panic attack waiting to happen
So that's a panic attack waiting to happen
November 20, 2025 at 8:03 PM
In two weeks time I'll be in Lanzarote
So that's a panic attack waiting to happen
So that's a panic attack waiting to happen
ACAB includes that wee plastic cunt
The woman who insists we do Elf on the bastard Shelf is leaving next week.
NO MORE GROWN ADULTS BEING FANNIES ABOUT A FUCKING SPY OF A CUNT OF AN ELF.
One year the elf went missing and everyone blamed me cos I hated the fucking thing.
Genuinely wasn't me.
NO MORE GROWN ADULTS BEING FANNIES ABOUT A FUCKING SPY OF A CUNT OF AN ELF.
One year the elf went missing and everyone blamed me cos I hated the fucking thing.
Genuinely wasn't me.
November 20, 2025 at 6:22 PM
ACAB includes that wee plastic cunt
Occasionally I'll remember Sons Of Anarchy and get annoyed again at just how stupidly shit it was but everyone pretended like it wasn't
November 19, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Occasionally I'll remember Sons Of Anarchy and get annoyed again at just how stupidly shit it was but everyone pretended like it wasn't
Yeah but when is international women's day?
November 19, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Yeah but when is international women's day?
I stupidly spent days annotating a list of songs I stupidly spent a year compiling and then stupidly posted it during what appears to have been the best football match ever
Revel in my idiocy!
Revel in my idiocy!
This has taken me days and days to write.
365 songs, 365 notes of differing relevance, in jokes, confessions and idiocy.
It's pure Edna posting
365 songs, 365 notes of differing relevance, in jokes, confessions and idiocy.
It's pure Edna posting
The List
This has taken fucking days to write and you can see me either getting drunker or just losing my mind as I try to vamp it out so enjoy...
prozacandwhimsy.co.uk
November 19, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I stupidly spent days annotating a list of songs I stupidly spent a year compiling and then stupidly posted it during what appears to have been the best football match ever
Revel in my idiocy!
Revel in my idiocy!
You know how sharks can sense blood in water from miles and miles away?
Despite being as blind AF thats me and a hard nip under a smashing blouse
Despite being as blind AF thats me and a hard nip under a smashing blouse
In the UK, houses that back on to each other have to be at least 21 metres apart because of a 1902 law. This is all about protecting a woman's modesty.
This distance was decided by two topless men backing away from each other until they couldn't see each others nipples.
This distance was decided by two topless men backing away from each other until they couldn't see each others nipples.
November 19, 2025 at 9:09 AM
You know how sharks can sense blood in water from miles and miles away?
Despite being as blind AF thats me and a hard nip under a smashing blouse
Despite being as blind AF thats me and a hard nip under a smashing blouse
This has taken me days and days to write.
365 songs, 365 notes of differing relevance, in jokes, confessions and idiocy.
It's pure Edna posting
365 songs, 365 notes of differing relevance, in jokes, confessions and idiocy.
It's pure Edna posting
The List
This has taken fucking days to write and you can see me either getting drunker or just losing my mind as I try to vamp it out so enjoy...
prozacandwhimsy.co.uk
November 18, 2025 at 9:09 PM
This has taken me days and days to write.
365 songs, 365 notes of differing relevance, in jokes, confessions and idiocy.
It's pure Edna posting
365 songs, 365 notes of differing relevance, in jokes, confessions and idiocy.
It's pure Edna posting
Today would probably be a good day to stop letting magpies dictate my mood as I've just seen two
November 18, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Today would probably be a good day to stop letting magpies dictate my mood as I've just seen two
Bomb vest
Bomb vest
Don't wear a Bomb vest
You'll disturb the traffic and make really quite a mess
Bomb vest
Don't wear a Bomb vest
You'll disturb the traffic and make really quite a mess
November 17, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Bomb vest
Bomb vest
Don't wear a Bomb vest
You'll disturb the traffic and make really quite a mess
Bomb vest
Don't wear a Bomb vest
You'll disturb the traffic and make really quite a mess
I've just "had" to search my own posts and I'm not even slightly ashamed of how much I made myself laugh at some of them
November 17, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I've just "had" to search my own posts and I'm not even slightly ashamed of how much I made myself laugh at some of them