I saw the clip of the guy going down and Trump standing up and looking at him for a second and knew that within seconds he would lose all interest and just act annoyed. He is in all things tragically predictable.

Press: Speaker Johnson, what brand necktie are you wearing?
Mike Johnson: Well, if I’m wearing a necktie this is certainly news to me. I’m just now finding out about this from your question and don’t have any other information about this supposed “necktie” right now and can’t comment any further.

Is this an ANTIFA?!? Someone tell Kristi Noem I saw an ANTIFA mob, and they look like animals and now I’m scared.

I started the episode as I left for school this morning and finished it right as I pulled into my spot in the teacher lot. Had to sit for a minute and pull myself together. Thank you, Marc. You landed the plane perfectly.

“… and 2. You definitely aren’t in the Epstein files and did absolutely nothing wrong. Now eat your vitamins, say your prayers, and Make America Great Again, brother.’ That’s what he said with his last breath only for me to hear and then he died. Terrific guy. Very sad.”

I’m disappointed in you, Sal. This guy clearly has sleazy strip-club manager who’s mean to all the girls but then also is constantly trying to get them to sleep with him energy.

Awesome! Thanks, Dave!

I clicked on his name. Where do I find said monologue?

Damn it. I still enjoy your posts.

We don’t know each other, so we’re cool, right?

I love that your account is part “we’ve got a new album coming out/new tour dates” and “hot take food opinions.” Honestly, I’m here for both.

The absolute worst of humanity now has the biggest platform and the loudest microphone. It’s so depressing.

I love them. It’s a fun, catchy album. Plus, Chris Baron is a solid dude.

Right on! Okay, which is better for you: that I buy it now from a local record store or from you at your show in Phoenix on the 11th?