fighting w tankies i love bluesky actually

When i was a young boy I knew i wanted to ride the train. “What do you want to be when you grow up?” They asked. “On the train,” I replied.

AHH this place is so clunky

if someone just gave George r r a ritalin prescription we woulda had dream of spring by now

may have fkd up

pro tip from a melburnian: if they ask if you want sugar in your coffee… they don’t know how to make coffee

oh thank god! thank you

OMG FINALLY BEING VIP SUCKED I MISS THE MASSES

talking to anime weebs: “yea i’m pretty well versed in the big three 😌” (adhd autism ocd)

just found out ab a crm now what if my audhd ass used that but just like in general

labor has a lot to blame for this voice result and this probably signifies australias transition into a post-truth society. The amount of money that went into disonfo that actually successfully changed majority opinion is concerning. and labor’s minimal attempt at combatting it was embarrassing.

why do i never know where i’m supposed to stand once i order a coffee at a cafe. like i know the answer starts w a but still it’s like damn

if i was a millennial getting bullied by gen z my plan would be to not choose to argue with 22 year olds online

being a cityboy in australia is no fun oh ur from melbourne? you’re from sydney? so is 50% of the population babe

i keep pronouncing it like a polish last name. blue ski

FINALLY 😭😭