Paisley Parker
@theecdysiast.bsky.social
I'm a polymath, pain in the ass, autodidact that like likes anime and stuff. 🔞
Trying to be good today 😇
March 20, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Trying to be good today 😇
Anger.
Too many years taught burying rage to keep the peace.
Too many years taught burying rage to keep the peace.
1. What feeling do you have the most difficulty expressing?
January 7, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Anger.
Too many years taught burying rage to keep the peace.
Too many years taught burying rage to keep the peace.
Noise cancelling headphones and a banging playlist, cross stitch, and a really smutty meet/cute fan fiction
without saying drugs or alcohol... what is the best way to escape reality 👀
January 7, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Noise cancelling headphones and a banging playlist, cross stitch, and a really smutty meet/cute fan fiction
I feel like the only sandwich you can’t really zhuzh up in a PBJ.
The peanut butter just ends up making everything taste exactly the same.
The peanut butter just ends up making everything taste exactly the same.
January 7, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I feel like the only sandwich you can’t really zhuzh up in a PBJ.
The peanut butter just ends up making everything taste exactly the same.
The peanut butter just ends up making everything taste exactly the same.
I saw a baby seagull and it looked dumb, hungry, and confused. I never related to anything more.
December 26, 2024 at 7:32 AM
I saw a baby seagull and it looked dumb, hungry, and confused. I never related to anything more.
Believe me when I say that no sex is better than bad sex.
I’ll die on that hill.
I’ll die on that hill.
December 24, 2024 at 4:27 PM
Believe me when I say that no sex is better than bad sex.
I’ll die on that hill.
I’ll die on that hill.
Just the old b*tch in the bar watching other people make questionable life choices while I ask the bartender how is family is doing because we’re cool like that 🥃
December 8, 2024 at 11:59 AM
Just the old b*tch in the bar watching other people make questionable life choices while I ask the bartender how is family is doing because we’re cool like that 🥃
Another day of “Songs that are definitely on Black folks’ Christmas playlist:” we have “Silent Night,” by the Temptations.
Walking in a room and singing “In my mind…” will trigger a Pavlovian response. Watch and see how many people start going “Oooooo! OoooOoooooooooooOOOO”
Walking in a room and singing “In my mind…” will trigger a Pavlovian response. Watch and see how many people start going “Oooooo! OoooOoooooooooooOOOO”
December 4, 2024 at 10:20 AM
Another day of “Songs that are definitely on Black folks’ Christmas playlist:” we have “Silent Night,” by the Temptations.
Walking in a room and singing “In my mind…” will trigger a Pavlovian response. Watch and see how many people start going “Oooooo! OoooOoooooooooooOOOO”
Walking in a room and singing “In my mind…” will trigger a Pavlovian response. Watch and see how many people start going “Oooooo! OoooOoooooooooooOOOO”
Another “song definitely on Black folks’ Christmas playlists,” is “This Christmas,” by Donny Hathaway.
Nothing captures the season for me like this does. I used to wonder why the song faded out and back in but (apparently) it’s meant to represent how when it’s time to “go,” nobody does
Nothing captures the season for me like this does. I used to wonder why the song faded out and back in but (apparently) it’s meant to represent how when it’s time to “go,” nobody does
December 2, 2024 at 12:29 PM
Another “song definitely on Black folks’ Christmas playlists,” is “This Christmas,” by Donny Hathaway.
Nothing captures the season for me like this does. I used to wonder why the song faded out and back in but (apparently) it’s meant to represent how when it’s time to “go,” nobody does
Nothing captures the season for me like this does. I used to wonder why the song faded out and back in but (apparently) it’s meant to represent how when it’s time to “go,” nobody does
World AIDS Day is a good a time as any to remind people that Ronald Regan was complicit in the deaths of millions because he thought the disease was killing people who didn’t matter. His indifference only stirred when suburbia knocked and gave them someone palatable for the cause.
December 1, 2024 at 11:20 AM
World AIDS Day is a good a time as any to remind people that Ronald Regan was complicit in the deaths of millions because he thought the disease was killing people who didn’t matter. His indifference only stirred when suburbia knocked and gave them someone palatable for the cause.
The Internet Archive is so goddamn important because the amount of contemporary media that has been lost is staggering. The historian in me is screaming at people who want to take them down because the value of what’ll be lost priceless.
December 1, 2024 at 6:03 AM
The Internet Archive is so goddamn important because the amount of contemporary media that has been lost is staggering. The historian in me is screaming at people who want to take them down because the value of what’ll be lost priceless.
Decided to comitt to actually doing my Christmas challenge by doing “song definitely on Black folks’ Christmas Playlist,” and I’m starting with the Christmas diva Mariah Carey and the cultural juggernaut that is “All I Want for Christmas Is You”
December 1, 2024 at 12:23 AM
Decided to comitt to actually doing my Christmas challenge by doing “song definitely on Black folks’ Christmas Playlist,” and I’m starting with the Christmas diva Mariah Carey and the cultural juggernaut that is “All I Want for Christmas Is You”
My bf does not understand the concept of hanging things up in the same goddamn direction. Like you SEE which way everything else is facing 🤬
November 23, 2024 at 5:45 PM
My bf does not understand the concept of hanging things up in the same goddamn direction. Like you SEE which way everything else is facing 🤬
I need more friends that play Connections because nobody understands me when I vent after I finish a puzzle 😭
November 20, 2024 at 11:25 PM
I need more friends that play Connections because nobody understands me when I vent after I finish a puzzle 😭
An INTERNATIONAL airport with zero vegan and vegetarian meal options is wild to me.
And I don’t want a bowl of lettuce either or side of fries. I ain’t no damn rabbit 😭
And I don’t want a bowl of lettuce either or side of fries. I ain’t no damn rabbit 😭
November 18, 2024 at 5:02 AM
An INTERNATIONAL airport with zero vegan and vegetarian meal options is wild to me.
And I don’t want a bowl of lettuce either or side of fries. I ain’t no damn rabbit 😭
And I don’t want a bowl of lettuce either or side of fries. I ain’t no damn rabbit 😭
This American lady was on the clock app talking about how Americans were so enthralled by the haka because we don’t have any culture.
<looks around in confusion>
Baby, who is “WE?!”
<looks around in confusion>
Baby, who is “WE?!”
November 17, 2024 at 4:50 AM
This American lady was on the clock app talking about how Americans were so enthralled by the haka because we don’t have any culture.
<looks around in confusion>
Baby, who is “WE?!”
<looks around in confusion>
Baby, who is “WE?!”
Zeus has mad Zaddy energy in “Thunder Bringer.”
November 13, 2024 at 10:35 AM
Zeus has mad Zaddy energy in “Thunder Bringer.”
Why is PR for Wicked so damn bad? Who is running that mess? I know theater kids got drama in spades but goddamn.
Release this damn movie already. Don’t remind me that this is just part 1 either 😭
Release this damn movie already. Don’t remind me that this is just part 1 either 😭
November 11, 2024 at 10:59 AM
Why is PR for Wicked so damn bad? Who is running that mess? I know theater kids got drama in spades but goddamn.
Release this damn movie already. Don’t remind me that this is just part 1 either 😭
Release this damn movie already. Don’t remind me that this is just part 1 either 😭
I need someone to explain this shit to me. Wtf does this have to do with puzzles and why does thing have four toes? First the omegaverse werewolf ads and now this. I promise you Mark, I am not that kind of freak 😭
November 10, 2024 at 1:57 AM
I need someone to explain this shit to me. Wtf does this have to do with puzzles and why does thing have four toes? First the omegaverse werewolf ads and now this. I promise you Mark, I am not that kind of freak 😭
Imagine Dragons sound like video game menu selection screen music
November 9, 2024 at 9:54 AM
Imagine Dragons sound like video game menu selection screen music
Reintroduction thread:
Name: Paisley Parker
Pronouns: she/her
Location: on ya mind
Interests: word games, mind games, singing, and cross stitch
Vocation: Being a pansexual icon 🩷💛💙
Name: Paisley Parker
Pronouns: she/her
Location: on ya mind
Interests: word games, mind games, singing, and cross stitch
Vocation: Being a pansexual icon 🩷💛💙
November 9, 2024 at 2:36 AM
Reintroduction thread:
Name: Paisley Parker
Pronouns: she/her
Location: on ya mind
Interests: word games, mind games, singing, and cross stitch
Vocation: Being a pansexual icon 🩷💛💙
Name: Paisley Parker
Pronouns: she/her
Location: on ya mind
Interests: word games, mind games, singing, and cross stitch
Vocation: Being a pansexual icon 🩷💛💙
Stucky fanfics are my comfort food.
I will neither elaborate or apologize.
I will neither elaborate or apologize.
November 9, 2024 at 2:26 AM
Stucky fanfics are my comfort food.
I will neither elaborate or apologize.
I will neither elaborate or apologize.