(struggling to remember how to name or describe an object that I’m holding) This item is positively glimmissing!
November 16, 2024 at 12:46 AM
(struggling to remember how to name or describe an object that I’m holding) This item is positively glimmissing!
(Michael Caine voice) I’m Michael Tane
November 15, 2024 at 6:17 PM
(Michael Caine voice) I’m Michael Tane
In these difficult times, consider that I am the worm from the Dune movie
November 15, 2024 at 3:34 AM
In these difficult times, consider that I am the worm from the Dune movie
On my way to see my big movie, Dune 2. I’m the worm in it 🐜
March 3, 2024 at 3:24 AM
On my way to see my big movie, Dune 2. I’m the worm in it 🐜
People always ask me about my relationship with the beetlejuice worm — here it is: go fuck yourself! You want Hollywood gossip go to another page!
January 5, 2024 at 7:37 PM
People always ask me about my relationship with the beetlejuice worm — here it is: go fuck yourself! You want Hollywood gossip go to another page!
New Dune movie coming up — guessing they’re going to want me
To be the worm in it
To be the worm in it
December 13, 2023 at 10:51 PM
New Dune movie coming up — guessing they’re going to want me
To be the worm in it
To be the worm in it
That feel when the cow is producing poor grunch and you’re worried about the winter
September 22, 2023 at 4:56 AM
That feel when the cow is producing poor grunch and you’re worried about the winter
My new movie Dune two just got delayed. Sorry to all the fans!
August 25, 2023 at 2:01 PM
My new movie Dune two just got delayed. Sorry to all the fans!
Twitter: How did winking wonka get all that $$$ to make a whole factory out of chocolate?? 🤔
BlueSky: Some freman opened the plates of my carapace in such a way that I turned from the pain, allowing them to ride me through the deep desert
BlueSky: Some freman opened the plates of my carapace in such a way that I turned from the pain, allowing them to ride me through the deep desert
July 11, 2023 at 9:08 PM
Twitter: How did winking wonka get all that $$$ to make a whole factory out of chocolate?? 🤔
BlueSky: Some freman opened the plates of my carapace in such a way that I turned from the pain, allowing them to ride me through the deep desert
BlueSky: Some freman opened the plates of my carapace in such a way that I turned from the pain, allowing them to ride me through the deep desert
Had a great holiday weekend. Is there anything better than wiggling around underground, gorging yourself on deposits of the spice melange?
July 5, 2023 at 6:53 PM
Had a great holiday weekend. Is there anything better than wiggling around underground, gorging yourself on deposits of the spice melange?
I want my account to feel like the worm from dune is promoting his new movie online
I want my account to feel like if a hot guy was also very funny and sometimes insightful. well it already does but I want it to, also
July 4, 2023 at 6:11 AM
I want my account to feel like the worm from dune is promoting his new movie online
Come check out my new movie this November, Dune 2!
- The Dune Worm
- The Dune Worm
July 2, 2023 at 6:00 PM
Come check out my new movie this November, Dune 2!
- The Dune Worm
- The Dune Worm
I’m going to be famous here for being the dune worm
July 2, 2023 at 4:04 AM
I’m going to be famous here for being the dune worm
I’m the dune worm 🐛
June 30, 2023 at 5:23 PM
I’m the dune worm 🐛