chapter 4 is the best Wick by a mile imo

yer goddam right it is

i’ll legit get randomly anxious if i think about this figure & remember it’s a Walmart exclusive. so worried i’ll miss that preorder. & just to confirm, there will be absolutely no limited stock whatsoever put up for preorder at HP also? just gotta decide if imma ‘bout to sign up for walmart emails

merry christmas, zane!

but seriously, thank you for giving me an outlet for a quick burst of my To Be or Not to Be Pantsing the Hays Code TEDtalk spazz out

bro, y won’t u fight me bro.

that Breen’s antisemitic old man asshole would’ve permanently puckered from apoplexy if his militant pigbrain could actually pick up what Lubitsch was putting down. my boy Lil Big Doggie Dawg Ernie Bad Bitch Lubitsch was weaving spells & cucking Lord Emperor Captain Censor w/ his comedy masterclass

on his Production Code crusade after taking control from the limp-wristed Hays. despite enforcing the PCA censorship scripture w/ the force of a thousand Irish Catholics, that lil rascal Lubitsch still unleashes a fusillade of sexual & socio-political innuendos, & gags so unapologetically Jewish, …

i’m almost mad about how much goodwill you’ve bought yourself by joining the Elvis Fuckin’ Rules club, because TBoNtB is like top 3 timeless comedies for me. it’s god-mode Lubitsch utterly outfoxing Joseph Breen, who was at the height of his power trip as Hollywood’s #1 no-fun cop …

got rid of To Be or Not to Be?! wtf is this looney tunes shit

i just punched the air so fucking hard

it sunk its teeth into me some how, some way. i got Elvis pilled & swallowed the entire bottle. madness, perhaps.

Elvis, FUCK YES. i can’t help but have the most unexpected affection for that strange lil kino relic. maybe my favorite Tom Hanks ever????