thedudeskywalker.bsky.social
@thedudeskywalker.bsky.social
A fella who has interests in things and hobbies
Imagine it's your first time seeing American Werewolf in London and you Google to see if any dogs die
September 20, 2025 at 4:41 AM
You're telling me a corn beefed with this hash?
August 10, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Taking a dump in a bathroom stall and finishing before the guy who was already in the stall next to you when you sat down has the same awkward feeling as being the first to turn in a test at school.
August 6, 2025 at 3:31 PM
We all need to collectively stop going to Chili's so they are motivated to make a proper rewards program.
August 2, 2025 at 1:32 PM
the Epstein debacle is a distraction from the droid attack on the wookies.
July 17, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Some of the airpods y'all use look like Mentos in your ears
June 20, 2025 at 1:01 PM
One must imagine Sisyphus bouncing on it crazy style
June 10, 2025 at 12:36 PM
If Jimmy Dean can't create a breakfast sandwich that's compatible with microwaves, maybe they should create a microwave that's compatible with their sandwiches
May 28, 2025 at 12:59 PM
This is every AITA post
WIFE: Im coming over at 2pm to yell at you for wearing the wrong shirt .
ME: All my shirts are correct. By the way; Im Fucking DIVORCING you
May 23, 2025 at 1:04 PM
I will be apply tariffs on all intrusive thoughts.
May 23, 2025 at 1:02 PM
AOC: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

Me: Attack of Clones
May 6, 2025 at 3:28 AM
The Oblivion Crisis: Tamriel is leaderless and the hordes of Oblivion pour onto the landscape.
The Hero of Kvatch:
April 28, 2025 at 1:47 AM
50 Cent said "get rich or die trying" and Im not dead yet so the check must be in the mail
April 15, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Sobriety?
En esta economia?
April 6, 2025 at 6:10 PM
happy Snyderverse fan day
April 1, 2025 at 11:57 AM
I will also be reprising my roll in Avengers Doomsday
April 1, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Allies on Trans Visibility day
March 31, 2025 at 3:14 PM
It's one thing to keep getting AI calls but the fact that they have been taught how to leave voicemails is a crime.
March 26, 2025 at 7:14 PM
They rubbed one out in the elevator
March 25, 2025 at 4:34 PM
"We should use tile in bathrooms, it's waterproof"

"Sounds good, but isn't it also the most dangerous thing on earth when wet?"

"Well, yeah."

"Brilliant"
March 23, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Something poetic about Abercrombie selling Goosebumps, Soundgarden, Iron Maiden shirts these days
March 19, 2025 at 2:37 AM
So in the Be Our Guest scene of Beauty and the Beast, a chair sneaks up behind Belle and makes her sit down, but all the furniture and stuff are cursed humans, so she was sitting and dancing in some random dudes lap
March 6, 2025 at 2:41 AM
@stevebrusatte.bsky.social
I've seen some criticism of the Jurassic Rebirth spino online. I feel like once we get a full look at the critter people will love it, but I was wondering how you feel about it's perceived chunkyness
February 14, 2025 at 2:18 PM
*opens up Bluesky*
*Type out absurd take*
*Stare for a sec*
*Hit cancel*
February 6, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Lips of An Angel by Hinder is just a guy talking to his best bud.
January 29, 2025 at 10:15 PM