I always thought they should put first class at the back of the plane. Let them on first, us poor folk never see what they get up to back there. Give them a chance to really flex their money without us being able to call them on their excess. Didn’t all the cool kids sit at the back of the bus?

What a gorgeous dog!

2020 taught me that every disaster movie where mankind rallies together to overcome hardship is a complete piece of garbage

They’re so bad at their jobs. At least train your gestapo before setting them loose to terrify the population

Wish I had! I’m all about pallet wood now, it’s free

I bought a sheet of plywood in 2019, it’s value is up 500%

The modern Republican way is to say something to have an excuse for what they do, not to do things based on what they say. And then abandon the excuse as soon as they don’t need it anymore, never acknowledging they ever said it

Sounds like something Chappell Roan would say

I just did a spit take

Kill Bill 2: Kill Biller

That’s a good find, those things are insanely expensive right now

Note to self, contact agent immediately. Some guy on blue sky is giving away solid gold ideas.

Yeah, it’s called “having any clue about running a football team”

Who wasn’t doing that already? S’matter with you?

But not commas, apparently

“This is the best thing since sliced human!”

Ironically, that makes their faith more Jewish than Christian. Don’t tell them that, though.