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The Villain
He has risen!!!

Wait sorry I mixed up my religious psychosis holidays
December 25, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Santa asked me what I want

I said for Erika Kirk’s grief and Donald Trump’s ear end up finding each other in this crazy world
December 23, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Candice Owens is so nuts but hot at the same time in her nuts.

I hate her so much I can’t believe we haven’t had great sex
December 22, 2025 at 10:51 PM
The only reasons there is a “conservative movement”

1) Smoke
2) Mirrors
3) Bots
4) Weak minds with 1-3
December 22, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Bill Maher is a heel.

He’s full blown MAGA

How do people not see this
December 22, 2025 at 10:17 PM
A girl I casually knew in Cleveland 15 years ago accidentally added me to the family thanksgiving Facebook group. I’m really rooting for Ellen and Keith to patch it up in time for maybe Nana’s last Christmas
December 19, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Dementia Cheetos address to the nation preempted the Survivor finale.

I think he interrupted the wrong outcomes of things happening on an island coming to a conclusion
December 18, 2025 at 10:26 AM
I loved all the AI videos of people falling several feet through tables or being run over by a car the first time I saw it when it was WWE
December 7, 2025 at 6:54 PM
It’s so amazing to me when Christian point a finger at Scientology and say it’s a cult of crazy people.

Um… how do I put this “Pot”
December 7, 2025 at 10:12 AM
A Dementia Cheeto Who’s Never Spoken Truth in His Life:
“Never take Tylenol. It causes Autism” (Bad Press)

Every Christmas, Every Year for FREE in one of the biggest most watched Christmas Movies of All Time: “Holy Shit… where’s the Tylenol”

I think they will be just fine as a company
December 6, 2025 at 8:56 AM
I have the kinda crater under the skin big mass zit that makes me question if Stridex from the 80s still exists as a product.

I used so much of that shit on my face in my teenage years I was called into the office for smelling of alcohol
December 4, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Erika Kirk healed quicker than Trump’s ear
November 28, 2025 at 6:28 AM
People who buy the same make and model and color as police car are a special kinda asshole
November 24, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Oh I get it now. Pam.

Nothing sticks.
November 22, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Mamdani isn’t Bubba. It’s just November sweeps so we are supposed to think he is.
November 22, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Is Jeffrey Epstein putting out a new album or something?! Every damn show
November 21, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Wouldn’t it be great in Columbus, Ohio if we could find a middle ground between drivers that recklessly run cars into buildings and drivers that treat the passing lane of a freeway like their own personal studio apartment in a school zone speed limit
November 20, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Now with every text conversation when someone tells me they are with someone else I say “ask them if they have the photo of Trump blowing bubba”
November 19, 2025 at 8:07 PM
My favorite hip hop song of all time is the one with all of the luxury brand names
November 19, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Pam Bondi sounds like a brand of non stick cooking spray
November 19, 2025 at 12:43 PM
I’m sick of politicians saying “period full stop”

I feel like its 1991 in high school during year one of “my bad”
November 17, 2025 at 12:09 PM
This is the biggest amount of hype for Santa’s naughty list than the Ashley Madison hack. #EpsteinList
November 16, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Mike Johnson “I will bend over backwards to get things open”

His Grindr profile should say the same thing
November 13, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I wonder how long until 6 and 7 are involved in a murder/suicide because of the dark side of fame
November 13, 2025 at 12:27 PM
In 1981 an insane man attempted the life of President Reagan to impress Jodi Foster.

With Trump’s pardons and the message sent to thugs for Trump now someone could attempt the life of Jodi Foster to try to attempt to impress Trump and be pardoned.

The darkest of times
November 11, 2025 at 8:38 PM