The Dreaded Lurgy
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Cobblers. Sometimes found in Ecclefechan.
Last week it was Big Bean inserting its tentacles into all aspects of our lives, now Big Nut is having a go.
November 9, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Last week it was Big Bean inserting its tentacles into all aspects of our lives, now Big Nut is having a go.
"Where's your fuckin poppy?"
November 8, 2025 at 9:09 PM
"Where's your fuckin poppy?"
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November 7, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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How we have fallen, as a country. These days if you write a terrible erotic novel you'll be arrested, and thrown in jail.
November 6, 2025 at 4:50 PM
How we have fallen, as a country. These days if you write a terrible erotic novel you'll be arrested, and thrown in jail.
Twinned with
November 5, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Twinned with
Overcrowding always gets such a bad press. Why can't we talk about its positive impacts?
November 4, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Overcrowding always gets such a bad press. Why can't we talk about its positive impacts?
Sadness in his eyes
November 3, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Sadness in his eyes
Scotland has its own one: Comely Bank Avenue, Edinburgh, which is always the stock image for house price news.
November 2, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Scotland has its own one: Comely Bank Avenue, Edinburgh, which is always the stock image for house price news.
Weird Straw Man, this.
Everyone's got to have a fucking take, haven't they? It's an awful tragedy, so why not just belt up about the imaginary people you've just invented in your head who say that 'train drivers just push buttons'?
Everyone's got to have a fucking take, haven't they? It's an awful tragedy, so why not just belt up about the imaginary people you've just invented in your head who say that 'train drivers just push buttons'?
November 2, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Weird Straw Man, this.
Everyone's got to have a fucking take, haven't they? It's an awful tragedy, so why not just belt up about the imaginary people you've just invented in your head who say that 'train drivers just push buttons'?
Everyone's got to have a fucking take, haven't they? It's an awful tragedy, so why not just belt up about the imaginary people you've just invented in your head who say that 'train drivers just push buttons'?
Takes dystopian corporate bullshit speak to a new level. This man is unable to communicate appropriately or effectively and shouldn't be in his job.
November 1, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Takes dystopian corporate bullshit speak to a new level. This man is unable to communicate appropriately or effectively and shouldn't be in his job.
They can't even run a decent racket. Any other criminal firm would rub him out. But these people have to keep him in some sort of style so he doesn't entirely shit the bed and drag everything down. You're paying for this by the way.
October 31, 2025 at 10:55 PM
They can't even run a decent racket. Any other criminal firm would rub him out. But these people have to keep him in some sort of style so he doesn't entirely shit the bed and drag everything down. You're paying for this by the way.
I have learned a new expression: wall-eyed.
October 29, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I have learned a new expression: wall-eyed.
Upping this again because it's such a good article. Absolute must-read. Take this, for example: you may loathe Murdoch but he understands everything all too well.
October 29, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Upping this again because it's such a good article. Absolute must-read. Take this, for example: you may loathe Murdoch but he understands everything all too well.
Even better: my Strictly wardrobe policy means I love my clothes again. Sequins. Ruffles. Chiffon. Fur.
October 27, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Even better: my Strictly wardrobe policy means I love my clothes again. Sequins. Ruffles. Chiffon. Fur.
Adverts should be representative of traditional British families
October 27, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Adverts should be representative of traditional British families
During the Christmas vacation of 2013/2014 the Supreme Court of UK & NI was clearly bored and had time on its hands. 🧐
October 27, 2025 at 9:10 PM
During the Christmas vacation of 2013/2014 the Supreme Court of UK & NI was clearly bored and had time on its hands. 🧐
I'm completely on board with this, but I wonder if it would get much popular support.
October 27, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I'm completely on board with this, but I wonder if it would get much popular support.
Where could he end up? I have ideas.
October 27, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Where could he end up? I have ideas.
When was the last time this looked like this?
October 26, 2025 at 4:50 PM
When was the last time this looked like this?