Just watched a grasshopper try and fail to jump onto a car for five minutes. Trying to figure out who is the bigger idiot.

Software development is like whack-a-mole, except the last mole you whack is yourself, when it breaks for the 986,408,129,472th time.

Man, I just love it when common knowledge turns out to be completely wrong. On a completely unrelated note, I just had to rip out all of my multiplayer crouch/sprint logic.

There's still time before January, and the third time's the charm, just sayin'

Just wanted to say fuck you to cars, pedestrians, and runners wearing all black at 7 in the morning on September 16th 2024.

I won’t tell the algorithm what I want, I want to mock it mercilessly when it’s wrong.

How is it that not a single person on earth actually enjoys R6 Siege? It’s amazing really.

Gotta love the whole “Why can’t I, a single indie developer, do in a week, what AAA studios accomplish over multiple years, with hundreds of millions of dollars?”

Making games is so fun, right up until you start making the game.