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The Douche of Doge
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Relentlessly trolling the self-proclaimed Dogefather with a steady stream of snark, memes, and reality checks. Because someone’s gotta slap that asshat.
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Who’s ready for thanksgiving? As you know, dark maga is white meat only.
November 21, 2024 at 5:11 PM
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Elon Musk‘s stepsister is also his stepmother.
November 21, 2024 at 4:56 PM
Who’s ready for thanksgiving? As you know, dark maga is white meat only.
November 21, 2024 at 5:11 PM
Get psyched for Military checkpoints everywhere. This is about to feel like Germany
Donald Trump confirmed this morning that he plans to declare a national emergency and use military assets for a mass deportation program.
November 18, 2024 at 2:10 PM
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Donald Trump confirmed this morning that he plans to declare a national emergency and use military assets for a mass deportation program.
November 18, 2024 at 1:52 PM
Statistically Trump is going to lose to the hamburger 1/59,788 times. How many burgers has that fat asshole consumed? Math has never been on his side
November 18, 2024 at 3:19 AM
I’m adamantly against gender reaffirming care, except hair transplants, chin sculpting, and taking testosterone. I’m a genius by the way, want to hear me quote a physics1 formula to sound smart? #deleteTwitter
November 18, 2024 at 3:14 AM
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The point of bringing in Hegseth, Gaetz and Gabbard is to burn it all to the ground. Senate: You must recognize this and stop it.
November 17, 2024 at 11:44 AM
No way he’s impregnated more secretaries than me though.
November 18, 2024 at 1:12 AM
Feast your eyes, peasants—this is the table where empires are built. Even RFK Jr. knows the price of admission: swallowing principles with a side of McDonald’s. While you squabble over crumbs, we’re deciding how the world will bend to our will. Power doesn’t compromise—it consumes.
Make America Healthy Again lasted less than a Scaramucci
November 18, 2024 at 12:16 AM
Democracy? Please. I bought that, along with everything else. This isn’t a government; it’s my playground now. You’re all just lucky to live in it. #deleteTwitter #fuckElon
Trump sycophant Mark Levin claims we are not a democracy.

Bro clearly doesn't know what the word means.

Scary that this guy has Donald's ear.
November 18, 2024 at 12:12 AM
Someone’s gotta be classy enough to think a cybertruck is sexy #usefulIdiots
November 17, 2024 at 11:04 PM
those feeble users fleeing to Blue Sky? Let them go. If I can’t mold their thoughts with my genius, they’re not worth having. My platforms are for propagandizing the enlightened—not the ungrateful masses.
bsky.app Bluesky @bsky.app · Nov 16
Another day, another million new people have joined Bluesky!

18M users? 🙂‍↔️ 18M friends 🙂‍↕️
November 17, 2024 at 11:03 PM
Polio coming back? That’s just natural selection catching up with those who can’t keep up with my vision. Only the strongest—and smartest—belong in the future I’m building.
When we said we weren’t “going back” we weren’t talking about going back to Polio, but here we are.
November 17, 2024 at 10:58 PM
Of course, the Hammer of Justice is coming. Free speech? That’s just a tool for control. Now, it’s my turn to decide who gets crushed under it. You should feel honored to live under my rule. The Douchebag of Doge has spoken #DeleteTwitter
It was never about “free speech” over in the bad place.
November 17, 2024 at 10:57 PM
I’m not racist—I just think my vision for the future is best achieved by, you know, focusing on the *right kind of people*. It’s just common sense when you’re operating at my level.
November 17, 2024 at 10:05 PM
Some call it unprofessional; I call it legacy building. My secretaries don’t just assist—they help carry the future, literally.
November 17, 2024 at 10:03 PM
My secretaries getting pregnant is just proof that everything around me grows—companies, ideas, and, apparently, families.
November 17, 2024 at 10:03 PM
Actually, my productivity formula is simple: innovation equals work ethic multiplied by proximity.

If my assistants happen to get pregnant, it’s clearly because they’re inspired by my raw energy and genius. Happens all the time—it’s science.
November 17, 2024 at 10:01 PM
my kids are just upset because I tried naming them after mathematical constants. I explained, ‘X Æ A-12 is the perfect name—you’re literally a formula for success.’ They’ll thank me once they reach my IQ.
November 17, 2024 at 10:00 PM
Actually, my kids don’t understand me because they’re not thinking on my level yet. I told them, ‘You’ll appreciate me once I finish building the AI that replaces you.’ It’s just basic parenting strategy, really.
November 17, 2024 at 10:00 PM
Actually, taxes are optional if you understand the equation T = 0, where T stands for ‘taxes’ and 0 stands for ‘what I pay.’ It’s a formula I invented while innovating ways to disrupt accountability.
November 17, 2024 at 9:59 PM
Actually, I’ve developed a new formula that proves why Mars is the future: G = E² ÷ L, where G is greatness, E is Elon, and L is the number of haters. It’s simple math, but you probably wouldn’t get it.
November 17, 2024 at 9:59 PM
Actually, did you know the moon doesn’t have earthquakes because it doesn’t have molten lava? Yeah, I figured that out. That’s why Mars is better—it has, like, dormant volcanoes that could totally restart if we just add trees. Science is easy when you’re a genius.
November 17, 2024 at 9:56 PM
Did you know, actually, that Mars is red because it’s covered in rusted Bitcoin dust? Yeah, science doesn’t teach you that, but I figured it out. Trust me, I’m an innovator.
November 17, 2024 at 9:56 PM