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Thedorktrain
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Coder and TTRPG Writer.
Loves Trains and Lady Raven.
A good night is Panda Express and a New Movie
Beaver Dreams
- a mashup of Train Dreams and Hundreds of Beavers
It’s just Train Dreams but instead of the scenes where he goes a logging for long periods of time it’s replaced by the footage of the trapper trying to get pelts.
December 23, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Started Blue Prince
I’m on day 15 and like-
I’m making progress towards something?
Fun game though!
November 30, 2025 at 7:35 AM
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IM A FINALIST 😭🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
November 26, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Stardew + In a Violent Nature =Cozy Evening
October 21, 2025 at 3:20 AM
In Tron Ares, the “tech genius” is able to turn digital programs into physical people that only last for 29 minutes. The movie presents this as a major problem because he wants to sell them to the military where the easy solution is sex robots.
October 13, 2025 at 1:37 AM
In the midst of moving.
Gabby forgot we had a paper towel holder. Understandable.
She bought one.
I unpacked one. We laughed.
I do a pick up later and she has ordered another one.
We have 3 now I guess.
September 30, 2025 at 2:24 AM
If I purposefully chose the furthest possible parking space from the movie theatre entrance for our date to “The Long Walk” would you find that cute and immersive?
September 22, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I love you all <3
September 21, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Someone come take this girl to go see Demon Slayer <3
September 19, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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BOO 👻 GET READY FOR ANOTHER HAUNTING UGLIES! I’m so glad to be back again to show the underworld I still got it 💋
@evahdestruction.bsky.social returns!

Watch the full Meet Our Monsters cast reveal on the Boulet Brothers’ Channel and join us for The Boulet Brothers’ Dragula: Titans S2 Premiere 10/7 only on Shudder and AMC+. #BouletBrothers #Dragula #drag #horror @shudder @amcplus youtu.be/6WuMQaAlhCk
September 16, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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Oops Sad Drunk.
December 29, 2024 at 1:54 AM
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The hottest thing someone can do is probably watch hundreds of beavers 🥵
January 6, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Lady Raven should have gotten as much attention as HUNTR/X.
I said it.
My co-workers look at me confused.
Get back to work my boss says.
I’m not wrong I double down.
August 29, 2025 at 5:06 PM
🫠 need a way to melt myself into goo for a while
August 27, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Bad news: I think all my friends left this site.
Good News: I guess I can shout my frustrations obscurely into the void
August 27, 2025 at 10:06 PM
gonna EXPLODE
August 27, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Anytime I stop lately I think how everything about the near future is terrifying.
If I’m unable to hang with people who are better qualified and educated than I am, I risk putting my family through more failure all over again.
I don’t think I could handle that.
August 24, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Teeheehee
August 23, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Is it always going to be this way?
August 15, 2025 at 1:36 AM
😫
August 15, 2025 at 1:31 AM
*While watching KPop Demon Hunters*
Penny: are we going to have movie night tonight?
Me: Movie Night? What movie would we watch?
Penny: K-pop
August 9, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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She Joaquin my Phoenix till my Pedro Edding a Ton of Pascal
July 24, 2025 at 9:31 PM
PEDROUBLE FEATURE
July 24, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Explaining to my co workers that KPop not only qualifies for 2 best original song Oscar nominations but it’s going to get 2 and win 1.
Pulling for Golden and Sodapop
July 23, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I really dig fictional pop stars in tv shows and movies.
So of course I’m a fan of HUNTR/X.
I want tour merch of them all. Lady Raven, Skye Riley, gimme
July 15, 2025 at 2:14 PM