Tyler Schmidt
@thedoorkeep.bsky.social
Chicago art director. Poser of a punk. Enthusiasm enthusiast.
I’ve been told to stop pointing and asking if every A-frame house I see is the American Football house
October 29, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I’ve been told to stop pointing and asking if every A-frame house I see is the American Football house
I think I missed this part of the duo lingo owl’s lore
October 15, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I think I missed this part of the duo lingo owl’s lore
I am dangerously close to becoming someone really into birds
September 28, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I am dangerously close to becoming someone really into birds
Sung in the rhythm of Djo’s end of beginning - “you take the man out of the muppet, not the muppet out the man”
September 24, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Sung in the rhythm of Djo’s end of beginning - “you take the man out of the muppet, not the muppet out the man”
RFK thinks not having a constant headache is equivalent to having autism
September 23, 2025 at 1:31 AM
RFK thinks not having a constant headache is equivalent to having autism
I hope the pine grove shuffle kid is doing alright
August 27, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I hope the pine grove shuffle kid is doing alright
I’m really crabbin for some Rangoon right about now
July 28, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I’m really crabbin for some Rangoon right about now
Paul Simon songs are the musical equivalent to a Tom Hanks movie
July 21, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Paul Simon songs are the musical equivalent to a Tom Hanks movie
Wrestling is better than the things you like
June 19, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Wrestling is better than the things you like
You think I’d be immune to advertising considering it’s the field I work in but you show me a targeted ad for an evil fantasy clothing company doing some Tolkien and I’m about 60 bucks poorer in a second
June 19, 2025 at 4:35 PM
You think I’d be immune to advertising considering it’s the field I work in but you show me a targeted ad for an evil fantasy clothing company doing some Tolkien and I’m about 60 bucks poorer in a second
Jerry Seinfeld sure was upset about ruining a really ugly jacket
June 5, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Jerry Seinfeld sure was upset about ruining a really ugly jacket
I think 1% of my brain is going to be cursing Neil Gaiman 24/7 until I die
May 30, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I think 1% of my brain is going to be cursing Neil Gaiman 24/7 until I die
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anyway here's the email I sent to jim bankoff last week. i'm still heartbroken. I have been insanely, destructively angry for weeks, and I think I will be for a long time.
May 19, 2025 at 4:35 PM
anyway here's the email I sent to jim bankoff last week. i'm still heartbroken. I have been insanely, destructively angry for weeks, and I think I will be for a long time.
For sale. Baby coffin. Never used.
May 7, 2025 at 6:44 PM
For sale. Baby coffin. Never used.
MY WIFE AND DEAR FRIEND ARE RAD
I was invited to a derby party yesterday so my friend Joni taught me how to make felt flowers and we made matching giant floppy hats for the occasion!
My horse won and I got $55! Turns out gambling is easy and fun! 🤑🤑🤑
(I’m totally kidding, this is a one-off.)
My horse won and I got $55! Turns out gambling is easy and fun! 🤑🤑🤑
(I’m totally kidding, this is a one-off.)
May 5, 2025 at 2:29 AM
MY WIFE AND DEAR FRIEND ARE RAD
You better not be romanticizing 2010s indie post twee mid hipster era singer songwriter bands and artists without me there, bud
May 4, 2025 at 5:02 AM
You better not be romanticizing 2010s indie post twee mid hipster era singer songwriter bands and artists without me there, bud
Tony hawk is doing ads for cholesterol pills can someone find a shed, take me behind it, and shoot me?
May 2, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Tony hawk is doing ads for cholesterol pills can someone find a shed, take me behind it, and shoot me?
Solidarity forever
May Day is not officially acknowledged in the U.S. because of what historians say is an ongoing resistance to unity among the working class. This resistance is prompting protesters to take action on Thursday, regardless.
May Day protesters will rally nationwide against the 'war on working people'
May Day is not officially acknowledged in the U.S. because of what historians say is an ongoing resistance to unity among the working class. This resistance is prompting protesters to take action on T...
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May 1, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Solidarity forever
I want to throw a vent party where you can just get your random hyper specific niche vents that you have no one to talk about while everyone hypes you up and agrees
May 1, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I want to throw a vent party where you can just get your random hyper specific niche vents that you have no one to talk about while everyone hypes you up and agrees
I post for a narrow audience and that audience is myself
The hardcore two step is just skanking with better branding
April 1, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I post for a narrow audience and that audience is myself
The hardcore two step is just skanking with better branding
April 1, 2025 at 3:23 PM
The hardcore two step is just skanking with better branding
Happy opening day to you and yours
March 27, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Happy opening day to you and yours
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Pete Hegseth must resign or be fired immediately.
March 25, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Pete Hegseth must resign or be fired immediately.
Getting older is weird because people will share anti union or anti taxes opinions with you assuming you’ll sympathize with them
March 26, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Getting older is weird because people will share anti union or anti taxes opinions with you assuming you’ll sympathize with them