The Door Guy
@thedoorguy.bsky.social
24, U.S. east coast. Hypnosis enjoyer. Sometimes I make websites.
Feel free to say hi!
Feel free to say hi!
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You can help your hypnosub with their self esteem by giving them mantras like "I'm hot when I'm hypnotized", "People love looking at my brainwashed body" and "I'm a pretty dolly, to be groped and ogled"
October 20, 2025 at 6:03 AM
You can help your hypnosub with their self esteem by giving them mantras like "I'm hot when I'm hypnotized", "People love looking at my brainwashed body" and "I'm a pretty dolly, to be groped and ogled"
If your solution to "Windows no longer getting security updates" is "pipe some random website directly into powershell because a stranger on bsky told you to" I think the security patches are kind of a lost cause anyway.
MICROSOFT: We'll keep providing Windows 10 security & service updates but you gotta fork over 70USD for the first year, 140USD for the second year, and 210USD for the third year. You bitch. You fucking piece of shit
MUSCLEFUR VTUBER: Open Powershell and hit three keys to do it completely free
MUSCLEFUR VTUBER: Open Powershell and hit three keys to do it completely free
Windows 10 End of Life is in less than 2 weeks!
But you don't have to upgrade to Windows 11!!
This video will show you how to extend the life of Windows 10 by 3 more years via Extended Security Updates program safely, for free.
MS throws you to the wolves, but the wolves will throw you a bone.
But you don't have to upgrade to Windows 11!!
This video will show you how to extend the life of Windows 10 by 3 more years via Extended Security Updates program safely, for free.
MS throws you to the wolves, but the wolves will throw you a bone.
October 18, 2025 at 5:42 PM
If your solution to "Windows no longer getting security updates" is "pipe some random website directly into powershell because a stranger on bsky told you to" I think the security patches are kind of a lost cause anyway.
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August 3, 2025 at 9:34 PM
If you're mad about what happened to Itch.io, call your card network! I think Discover and Amex in particular will be more responsive to pressure since they're the network and issuer in one. Tell them you want to see them take a stand against the hate groups that are pushing these sites around.
July 24, 2025 at 2:14 PM
If you're mad about what happened to Itch.io, call your card network! I think Discover and Amex in particular will be more responsive to pressure since they're the network and issuer in one. Tell them you want to see them take a stand against the hate groups that are pushing these sites around.
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Being goofy during a session is severely underrated
Is nice to not take things so seriously :)
Is nice to not take things so seriously :)
July 23, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Being goofy during a session is severely underrated
Is nice to not take things so seriously :)
Is nice to not take things so seriously :)
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Hey late-2010s me, what the fuck is funnyboot
June 11, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Hey late-2010s me, what the fuck is funnyboot
I keep hearing weird stuff about what's going on at Mozilla these days, but FF was the first browser to ship the Temporal API so I guess not all hope is lost yet.
June 3, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I keep hearing weird stuff about what's going on at Mozilla these days, but FF was the first browser to ship the Temporal API so I guess not all hope is lost yet.
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Waking you up from hypnosis just so that I can gloat about how utterly brainwashed you are before I snap my fingers and bring you right back down again
May 17, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Waking you up from hypnosis just so that I can gloat about how utterly brainwashed you are before I snap my fingers and bring you right back down again
A powerful hypnotist who makes his subjects mindless and compliant, ready to strip naked and serve him any way he wishes...
...by cuddling up with him in bed and holding his book at the right distance in front of him, turning the page when asked
...by cuddling up with him in bed and holding his book at the right distance in front of him, turning the page when asked
April 29, 2025 at 11:26 PM
A powerful hypnotist who makes his subjects mindless and compliant, ready to strip naked and serve him any way he wishes...
...by cuddling up with him in bed and holding his book at the right distance in front of him, turning the page when asked
...by cuddling up with him in bed and holding his book at the right distance in front of him, turning the page when asked
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I love making the silliest stuff
April 29, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I love making the silliest stuff
Helped a tech-novice senior set up a new smartphone, and I'm struck by how confusing and overwhelming the software is out of the box. So many notifications and feature callouts. So many distractions from the core features (send a message, take a photo).
April 23, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Helped a tech-novice senior set up a new smartphone, and I'm struck by how confusing and overwhelming the software is out of the box. So many notifications and feature callouts. So many distractions from the core features (send a message, take a photo).
Too many of my friends go to bed before I do. I need to start pandering to the west coast more.
Don't you hate it when your uh... Disneyland... earthquake... Albertsons?
Don't you hate it when your uh... Disneyland... earthquake... Albertsons?
March 26, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Too many of my friends go to bed before I do. I need to start pandering to the west coast more.
Don't you hate it when your uh... Disneyland... earthquake... Albertsons?
Don't you hate it when your uh... Disneyland... earthquake... Albertsons?
Life hack: I will do any chore for you as long as you promise to erase my memory of it and tease me about it afterwards.
March 17, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Life hack: I will do any chore for you as long as you promise to erase my memory of it and tease me about it afterwards.
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I like it when friends (or friendly acquaintances even) seem interested in domming me. Even better when they seem to actually enjoy it and want to do it again…
March 7, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I like it when friends (or friendly acquaintances even) seem interested in domming me. Even better when they seem to actually enjoy it and want to do it again…
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Hey, what's that droning sound in the air?
No! Could it be...? Oh, yeah! Apparently, I am
✨OPENING COMMISSIONS✨
again! Let me know if you want me to write something for you! My rates this time will be 20€ each 1k words, paid through Paypal.
And here's your mandatory pic for engagement purposes!
No! Could it be...? Oh, yeah! Apparently, I am
✨OPENING COMMISSIONS✨
again! Let me know if you want me to write something for you! My rates this time will be 20€ each 1k words, paid through Paypal.
And here's your mandatory pic for engagement purposes!
March 3, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Hey, what's that droning sound in the air?
No! Could it be...? Oh, yeah! Apparently, I am
✨OPENING COMMISSIONS✨
again! Let me know if you want me to write something for you! My rates this time will be 20€ each 1k words, paid through Paypal.
And here's your mandatory pic for engagement purposes!
No! Could it be...? Oh, yeah! Apparently, I am
✨OPENING COMMISSIONS✨
again! Let me know if you want me to write something for you! My rates this time will be 20€ each 1k words, paid through Paypal.
And here's your mandatory pic for engagement purposes!
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[Hypnosis/Kink/CNC]
Secretly hypnotizing your sub to become increasingly horny while you two chat and then watch them how their tone changes. What will they do, when they can't stop themselves any more?
Secretly hypnotizing your sub to become increasingly horny while you two chat and then watch them how their tone changes. What will they do, when they can't stop themselves any more?
February 28, 2025 at 8:25 PM
[Hypnosis/Kink/CNC]
Secretly hypnotizing your sub to become increasingly horny while you two chat and then watch them how their tone changes. What will they do, when they can't stop themselves any more?
Secretly hypnotizing your sub to become increasingly horny while you two chat and then watch them how their tone changes. What will they do, when they can't stop themselves any more?
More people should have wings that they can wrap me up in.
March 1, 2025 at 5:17 PM
More people should have wings that they can wrap me up in.
I find this so depressing. Is this what we're doing now?
February 26, 2025 at 1:46 PM
I find this so depressing. Is this what we're doing now?
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February 6, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I haven't been on the tallest roller coaster in the world, but I've been on one taller than that.
January 30, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I haven't been on the tallest roller coaster in the world, but I've been on one taller than that.
If someone believes that they're hypnotized, can they be wrong?
It feels like the easy answer is yes, but I'm not convinced this is an easy question. I guess it depends on whether/how you differentiate between hypnosis and suggestion.
It feels like the easy answer is yes, but I'm not convinced this is an easy question. I guess it depends on whether/how you differentiate between hypnosis and suggestion.
January 10, 2025 at 3:33 AM
If someone believes that they're hypnotized, can they be wrong?
It feels like the easy answer is yes, but I'm not convinced this is an easy question. I guess it depends on whether/how you differentiate between hypnosis and suggestion.
It feels like the easy answer is yes, but I'm not convinced this is an easy question. I guess it depends on whether/how you differentiate between hypnosis and suggestion.
There's a new CSS API called "Houdini", and even though it only works in Chromium atm I want to learn it just because the name sounds so cool. I vote that all future web platform features get cool names.
January 6, 2025 at 2:55 AM
There's a new CSS API called "Houdini", and even though it only works in Chromium atm I want to learn it just because the name sounds so cool. I vote that all future web platform features get cool names.
Melted someone new today. I had forgotten how fun it is.
December 30, 2024 at 4:44 AM
Melted someone new today. I had forgotten how fun it is.
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Finding a friend who's a hypnotist and building up rapport to the point that we both want to play (especially long term) is a very slow process
December 12, 2024 at 2:24 AM
Finding a friend who's a hypnotist and building up rapport to the point that we both want to play (especially long term) is a very slow process
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A hard part about making friends over the internet is sometimes i wanna just Be Around Someone without necessarily having much to have a conversation about
December 1, 2024 at 7:02 PM
A hard part about making friends over the internet is sometimes i wanna just Be Around Someone without necessarily having much to have a conversation about