Dr. David Robinson
@thedoctorrobinson.bsky.social
Hey, hey, hey, hey now. Don't be mean; we don't have to be mean, 'cause, remember, no matter where you go, there you are.
Point is, I think I’ve figured out why my neighbors avoid talking to me.
November 15, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Point is, I think I’ve figured out why my neighbors avoid talking to me.
Maybe it’s just the fact that the Cubs are still in contention, but I totally read this headline as, “HOLY COW! PRITZKER WINS!! PRITZKER WINS!!!”
October 10, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Maybe it’s just the fact that the Cubs are still in contention, but I totally read this headline as, “HOLY COW! PRITZKER WINS!! PRITZKER WINS!!!”
Congratulations to Varathane on their exclusive sponsorship deal with Nexstar for tonight’s Charlie Kirk tribute.
September 19, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Congratulations to Varathane on their exclusive sponsorship deal with Nexstar for tonight’s Charlie Kirk tribute.
Considering how far they’re willing to go to appease an alleged child molester, how safe do you really think your kids are at their theme parks?
September 18, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Considering how far they’re willing to go to appease an alleged child molester, how safe do you really think your kids are at their theme parks?
Does Superman II count?
August 16, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Does Superman II count?
A sandwich that was thrown at a federal agent is being called “The Sub Heard ‘Round The World.”
At least it was until today when Trump met with Putin.
At least it was until today when Trump met with Putin.
August 15, 2025 at 11:35 PM
A sandwich that was thrown at a federal agent is being called “The Sub Heard ‘Round The World.”
At least it was until today when Trump met with Putin.
At least it was until today when Trump met with Putin.
SPOILER ALERT…
…Saturday, Sunday, and Monday.
R.I.P. Ozzy
…Saturday, Sunday, and Monday.
R.I.P. Ozzy
July 23, 2025 at 1:01 AM
SPOILER ALERT…
…Saturday, Sunday, and Monday.
R.I.P. Ozzy
…Saturday, Sunday, and Monday.
R.I.P. Ozzy
Seems plausible…
June 22, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Seems plausible…
June 14, 2025 at 9:38 PM
So, it’s not just ketamine?
June 5, 2025 at 5:29 PM
So, it’s not just ketamine?
Is there a different process for stopping payment on an oversized prop check?
(Asking for an oligarch)
(Asking for an oligarch)
April 2, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Is there a different process for stopping payment on an oversized prop check?
(Asking for an oligarch)
(Asking for an oligarch)
Unidentified DOGE sources denied the involvement of Big Balls, but conceded that it *was* A Little Nuts.
March 26, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Unidentified DOGE sources denied the involvement of Big Balls, but conceded that it *was* A Little Nuts.
FUN FACT: The last time a Nazi U-Boat was recovered by American authorities was when the U.S. Navy captured the German Type IXC submarine U-505 on June 4, 1944.
March 11, 2025 at 4:29 PM
FUN FACT: The last time a Nazi U-Boat was recovered by American authorities was when the U.S. Navy captured the German Type IXC submarine U-505 on June 4, 1944.
And this year’s winner for Worst Charcuterie board goes to…
February 10, 2025 at 4:07 AM
And this year’s winner for Worst Charcuterie board goes to…
No surprise that “Govenment Efficiency” turns out to be a euphemism for “making the trains run on time.”
January 20, 2025 at 10:27 PM
No surprise that “Govenment Efficiency” turns out to be a euphemism for “making the trains run on time.”
“And he would’ve gotten away with it, if it wasn’t for those meddling kids…”
January 20, 2025 at 12:39 AM
“And he would’ve gotten away with it, if it wasn’t for those meddling kids…”
It’s a good day to be a defibrillator salesman in Los Angeles County.
January 10, 2025 at 12:52 AM
It’s a good day to be a defibrillator salesman in Los Angeles County.
Gotta admit I’m surprised Meta is ending fact checking right when those news stories are starting to come out about all the children Mark Zuckerberg allegedly murdered.
January 7, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Gotta admit I’m surprised Meta is ending fact checking right when those news stories are starting to come out about all the children Mark Zuckerberg allegedly murdered.
However you choose to spell it, Happy Hanukkah!
December 25, 2024 at 7:39 PM
However you choose to spell it, Happy Hanukkah!
Seems like a bunch of people I know have been depressed lately, so here's a little Christmas chair.
December 23, 2024 at 9:50 PM
Seems like a bunch of people I know have been depressed lately, so here's a little Christmas chair.
Not to be outdone, the Prince returned the compliment, saying that Trump smells better on TV.
December 9, 2024 at 10:23 PM
Not to be outdone, the Prince returned the compliment, saying that Trump smells better on TV.
New single… number one with a bullet!
December 9, 2024 at 8:22 PM
New single… number one with a bullet!
UnitedHealthcare said Thompson’s family won’t receive benefits because the way most Americans feel about insurance executives qualifies the shooting as an “act of god.”
December 4, 2024 at 5:05 PM
UnitedHealthcare said Thompson’s family won’t receive benefits because the way most Americans feel about insurance executives qualifies the shooting as an “act of god.”