Dirt Boy
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Plane landed at exactly 9:11. Airplanes just love that number
August 29, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Plane landed at exactly 9:11. Airplanes just love that number
Asking if someone got bottom surgery: Does the carpet match the drapes?
August 18, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Asking if someone got bottom surgery: Does the carpet match the drapes?
She said I'm her angel like chris I hope she don't mind a freak
August 15, 2025 at 2:31 PM
She said I'm her angel like chris I hope she don't mind a freak
I work at crumbl cookies and it's my job to make the cookies taste like shit
August 11, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I work at crumbl cookies and it's my job to make the cookies taste like shit
Going to karaoke and doing pink floyds the trial
August 6, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Going to karaoke and doing pink floyds the trial
Momma called the doctor and the doctor said stop blowing cigarette smoke into your baby's ear
July 25, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Momma called the doctor and the doctor said stop blowing cigarette smoke into your baby's ear
They should make a beer that turns donkeys into children
July 21, 2025 at 1:27 PM
They should make a beer that turns donkeys into children
Brb I'm writing toxic yuri fanfic of tim the tool man taylor and al
July 14, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Brb I'm writing toxic yuri fanfic of tim the tool man taylor and al
Getting a full back piece in memory of some other guy's kid
July 7, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Getting a full back piece in memory of some other guy's kid
Just saw an ad for "nespresso x the weeknd" and I feel like how a baby must feel when it gets shaken
June 20, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Just saw an ad for "nespresso x the weeknd" and I feel like how a baby must feel when it gets shaken
Tony Hinchcliffe bravely answers the question: What if Daniel Tosh was the product of several generations of inbreeding?
June 11, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Tony Hinchcliffe bravely answers the question: What if Daniel Tosh was the product of several generations of inbreeding?
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in fiction i will fully buy into the idea that a grey box robot that made a sad-sounding beep is alive and conscious. when the same is asked of me in reality i am revolted. i desire to kick the dancing boston dynamics robots apart
May 31, 2025 at 9:40 PM
in fiction i will fully buy into the idea that a grey box robot that made a sad-sounding beep is alive and conscious. when the same is asked of me in reality i am revolted. i desire to kick the dancing boston dynamics robots apart
No I don't think i will post a story to Microsoft teams
May 27, 2025 at 2:23 PM
No I don't think i will post a story to Microsoft teams
*Gruff dock worker voice* Look, pal, it wasn't shit when I ate it
May 19, 2025 at 9:11 PM
*Gruff dock worker voice* Look, pal, it wasn't shit when I ate it
I think mitski should have written "I don't bet on dog fights at all"
May 3, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I think mitski should have written "I don't bet on dog fights at all"
I hope jd vance understands that he's ugly
April 23, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I hope jd vance understands that he's ugly
Investing my life savings in goo futures
January 29, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Investing my life savings in goo futures
I'm sorry ma'am your husband choked to death laughing at a "kids up in this bitch" bumper sticker
January 26, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I'm sorry ma'am your husband choked to death laughing at a "kids up in this bitch" bumper sticker
One martini+one edible = i want hot pot so fucking bad lol
January 19, 2025 at 2:37 AM
One martini+one edible = i want hot pot so fucking bad lol
2025 we're bringing Ronald Reagan back from the dead and putting him in a human zoo
December 20, 2024 at 6:08 PM
2025 we're bringing Ronald Reagan back from the dead and putting him in a human zoo
Done and done
If you’re reading this, give that job the bare minimum today 🤌🏽
December 7, 2024 at 2:40 AM
Done and done
They're putting chemicals in the water that turn the friggen yule tide gay
November 28, 2024 at 3:59 AM
They're putting chemicals in the water that turn the friggen yule tide gay
When an actor plays a character with the same first name as them that is less impressive to me
August 11, 2024 at 3:30 AM
When an actor plays a character with the same first name as them that is less impressive to me