theDickThinker
@thedickthinker.bsky.social
Pittsburgher, punker, oily bohunk, Slava Ukraine.
Finally, the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame is legitimate with the induction of Jack White.
November 9, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Finally, the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame is legitimate with the induction of Jack White.
I saw Werner Herzog at Uni-Mart.
November 9, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I saw Werner Herzog at Uni-Mart.
Five dollar foot long!
November 7, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Five dollar foot long!
Just read that the Chili peppers drummer set up a scholarship for musicians in his parents name. Good on him.
November 4, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Just read that the Chili peppers drummer set up a scholarship for musicians in his parents name. Good on him.
You know who needs my tax dollars? Professional golfers and their fans.
October 28, 2025 at 10:44 AM
You know who needs my tax dollars? Professional golfers and their fans.
Judging by the accents, I believe the NC State Pitt officiating crew has been locally sourced.
October 25, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Judging by the accents, I believe the NC State Pitt officiating crew has been locally sourced.
I'm thinking about the antiques road show sound when something's value has dropped. It's my walk up music.
October 25, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I'm thinking about the antiques road show sound when something's value has dropped. It's my walk up music.
Christmas wish book came in the mail today.
October 22, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Christmas wish book came in the mail today.
Anybody with me in the belief that cast iron skillets don't exist?
October 19, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Anybody with me in the belief that cast iron skillets don't exist?
Neighbor college kids watching the Pitt game are hosting a knowit all who is loudly dominating the discourse.
October 18, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Neighbor college kids watching the Pitt game are hosting a knowit all who is loudly dominating the discourse.
My vital signs or proof of life are as follows:
Am I tired?
Do I have to pee?
Does my back hurt?
Am I tired?
Do I have to pee?
Does my back hurt?
October 18, 2025 at 8:18 PM
My vital signs or proof of life are as follows:
Am I tired?
Do I have to pee?
Does my back hurt?
Am I tired?
Do I have to pee?
Does my back hurt?
That guy looks like a chainsaw sculpture.
October 18, 2025 at 12:31 AM
That guy looks like a chainsaw sculpture.
Susan Stamberg, Ace Frehley, I'm not sayin, I'm just sayin.
October 17, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Susan Stamberg, Ace Frehley, I'm not sayin, I'm just sayin.
My therapist said she's not really a 'people person', is that a red flag?
October 15, 2025 at 9:55 PM
My therapist said she's not really a 'people person', is that a red flag?
Making beef gravy listening to a podcast with hosts who are northern Irish and Australian.
Imagination says: Madam Bovril.
Imagination says: Madam Bovril.
October 11, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Making beef gravy listening to a podcast with hosts who are northern Irish and Australian.
Imagination says: Madam Bovril.
Imagination says: Madam Bovril.
We were a proper nation when the official time was on the cable box.
October 11, 2025 at 1:25 AM
We were a proper nation when the official time was on the cable box.
We huddled in the kitchen in our socks, sidestepping bootslush. The girls were touring the house.
We traded swigs from a plastic bottle of vodka he'd stashed in the freezer. It was so cold it was good.
We traded swigs from a plastic bottle of vodka he'd stashed in the freezer. It was so cold it was good.
September 27, 2025 at 11:18 PM
We huddled in the kitchen in our socks, sidestepping bootslush. The girls were touring the house.
We traded swigs from a plastic bottle of vodka he'd stashed in the freezer. It was so cold it was good.
We traded swigs from a plastic bottle of vodka he'd stashed in the freezer. It was so cold it was good.
Do you like fun?
September 27, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Do you like fun?
Can't stop the successes.
September 17, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Can't stop the successes.
Yep, I was running the Stiller's defense
September 17, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Yep, I was running the Stiller's defense
Damn you, Knott's Landing!
September 15, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Damn you, Knott's Landing!
We're Too Drunk
open.spotify.com
September 14, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Okay Fred, You're just a yabba yabba.
September 14, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Okay Fred, You're just a yabba yabba.
Anybody else notice the Chinook and 3 Blackhawks buzzing the Southside? Thought it was for Pitt v wvu, but that's not here.
Maybe they're gonna crack down on Carson Street.
Maybe they're gonna crack down on Carson Street.
September 13, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Anybody else notice the Chinook and 3 Blackhawks buzzing the Southside? Thought it was for Pitt v wvu, but that's not here.
Maybe they're gonna crack down on Carson Street.
Maybe they're gonna crack down on Carson Street.