TheDeuce75
@thedeuce75.bsky.social
e.g. Artist-lover, avid dogger and reader
After 22 years I'm finally pulling the plug of my Xbox Live subscription, Microsoft's recent move to double the cost of Gamepass Ultimate is a deal killer for me. I guess I'll have to return to the old ways of listening to local gossip mongers to know who's fucking my mom.
October 2, 2025 at 6:11 PM
After 22 years I'm finally pulling the plug of my Xbox Live subscription, Microsoft's recent move to double the cost of Gamepass Ultimate is a deal killer for me. I guess I'll have to return to the old ways of listening to local gossip mongers to know who's fucking my mom.
I'm done with this cell shaded BS. A game that looks like it's from 2015 should not be running so poorly on a AMD Ryzen 9 7950X3D with a 5090. Borderlands 4 is the worst Borderlands game since Borderlands 3.
September 19, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I'm done with this cell shaded BS. A game that looks like it's from 2015 should not be running so poorly on a AMD Ryzen 9 7950X3D with a 5090. Borderlands 4 is the worst Borderlands game since Borderlands 3.
The famous gate of the city of Volterra, Italy dates back to the 3rd century BC, this is corner of the back side. I had a good chuckle seeing the witness marks of a few hundred (or thousand(s) IDK) years of "Oh, Merda!" moments.
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September 9, 2025 at 2:44 PM
The famous gate of the city of Volterra, Italy dates back to the 3rd century BC, this is corner of the back side. I had a good chuckle seeing the witness marks of a few hundred (or thousand(s) IDK) years of "Oh, Merda!" moments.
volterratur.it/en/poi/the-p...
volterratur.it/en/poi/the-p...
After spending a fantastic week in Italy I've come away with on key observation. Italian Bidets < Japanese Bidets. I'm willing to die on this hill.
September 8, 2025 at 1:52 PM
After spending a fantastic week in Italy I've come away with on key observation. Italian Bidets < Japanese Bidets. I'm willing to die on this hill.
What a little bitch.
August 16, 2025 at 3:03 AM
What a little bitch.
The russian foreign minister shows up in Alaska wearing a CCCP sweatshirt. They're rubbing our faces in dog shit. What a joke of a country we've become, a real president would tell this PoS to fuck right off back to where he came from. Not our diddler in chief though.
August 15, 2025 at 1:39 PM
The russian foreign minister shows up in Alaska wearing a CCCP sweatshirt. They're rubbing our faces in dog shit. What a joke of a country we've become, a real president would tell this PoS to fuck right off back to where he came from. Not our diddler in chief though.
#Weapons is just as good as everybody says it is. When its all over and you can take a step back to look at it as a whole, it's really like a child's nightmare come to life.
August 14, 2025 at 2:32 AM
#Weapons is just as good as everybody says it is. When its all over and you can take a step back to look at it as a whole, it's really like a child's nightmare come to life.
A mysterious Orange Blob you say.........
July 31, 2025 at 4:36 PM
A mysterious Orange Blob you say.........
The Zone of Interest is the best made movie in the history of movies that can't possibly be anyone's favorite movie. It exists, it's deserves to be seen/experienced, but no one should have to watch it a 2nd time.
July 14, 2025 at 1:18 PM
The Zone of Interest is the best made movie in the history of movies that can't possibly be anyone's favorite movie. It exists, it's deserves to be seen/experienced, but no one should have to watch it a 2nd time.
Preacher said it best, years ago.
July 9, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Preacher said it best, years ago.
Reason #424 that proves I'm a middle aged man, I was super stoked to see the high temperature was only going to be 83 today, so I'll be able to strip paint on my house longer and make some good progress.
July 8, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Reason #424 that proves I'm a middle aged man, I was super stoked to see the high temperature was only going to be 83 today, so I'll be able to strip paint on my house longer and make some good progress.
@en.bsky.kojimaproductions.jp please please make a model of this awesome vehicle. I've come to truly love this design and want to have it on shelf. I will pay any price.
Thank you.
Thank you.
July 5, 2025 at 5:29 PM
@en.bsky.kojimaproductions.jp please please make a model of this awesome vehicle. I've come to truly love this design and want to have it on shelf. I will pay any price.
Thank you.
Thank you.
This is my 48th 4th of July, and I've never felt less like celebrating America. I spent the prime years of my youth defending this country, now I look at us and just feel ashamed and embarrassed. We've failed ourselves in every conceivable way. Maybe someday I'll feel pride in our country again.
July 4, 2025 at 3:08 PM
This is my 48th 4th of July, and I've never felt less like celebrating America. I spent the prime years of my youth defending this country, now I look at us and just feel ashamed and embarrassed. We've failed ourselves in every conceivable way. Maybe someday I'll feel pride in our country again.
My wife told me it was going to be in the 90s this weekend, I got very excited about buying super cheap Apple stock and started doing the Macarena. She needs to be more specific.
July 2, 2025 at 7:54 PM
My wife told me it was going to be in the 90s this weekend, I got very excited about buying super cheap Apple stock and started doing the Macarena. She needs to be more specific.
I’ve started micro dosing ice cream. Use a baby spoon draws out xp.
July 2, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I’ve started micro dosing ice cream. Use a baby spoon draws out xp.
Wait, that purple rock creature on Donkey Kong's back was Paulina the whole time? Nintendo worked us damn it!
June 18, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Wait, that purple rock creature on Donkey Kong's back was Paulina the whole time? Nintendo worked us damn it!
Mine did too, but I think they’re setting me up. I’m expecting spam for cooling butt wipes.
June 5, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Mine did too, but I think they’re setting me up. I’m expecting spam for cooling butt wipes.
Hey, Walmart thanks for the free chips and soda with my Switch 2 order, but I have a sneaking suspicion that you’re going to be hitting me with spam for cooling butt wipes soon.
June 5, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Hey, Walmart thanks for the free chips and soda with my Switch 2 order, but I have a sneaking suspicion that you’re going to be hitting me with spam for cooling butt wipes soon.
Is this supposed to be a fucking webpage? For real, what the hell even is modern web design?
June 5, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Is this supposed to be a fucking webpage? For real, what the hell even is modern web design?
Just saw #Friendship, a darkly hilarious sudo horror movie about middle age male loneliness, that did a great job of showcasing Tim Robinson ability to make normal ass every day stuff so awkwardly funny. I’ve not heard a crowd laugh like that in a while.
May 23, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Just saw #Friendship, a darkly hilarious sudo horror movie about middle age male loneliness, that did a great job of showcasing Tim Robinson ability to make normal ass every day stuff so awkwardly funny. I’ve not heard a crowd laugh like that in a while.
I swear Call of Duty has done more to turn kids off to pot than D.A.R.E ever did.
May 15, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I swear Call of Duty has done more to turn kids off to pot than D.A.R.E ever did.
These the faces I make when I check my 401k these days.
April 28, 2025 at 8:41 PM
These the faces I make when I check my 401k these days.
Of all the darkly funny comments I've ever seen on Reddit this is my favorite.
April 5, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Of all the darkly funny comments I've ever seen on Reddit this is my favorite.