Daniel Ellis
@thedellis.bsky.social
Gay, liberal, Democrat, atheist. Cat dad. Hater of the bourgeoisie. If you come to convert me with your boobs or your Bible, you will not have a good time
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Daniel Ellis
@thedellis.bsky.social
· Jan 22
As a warning, I vet every follower. I believe crypto is a ponzi scheme. Conservatives are plague who hide behind religion but do not follow it. I block MAGA, transphobes, homophobes, fascists and evangelicals. Try me. You'll win dumb prizes!
Christmas tree cake made
December 23, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Christmas tree cake made
Immigrants didn't raise your rent and housing costs. Deregulation of the housing and real estate industry in his first administration did that!
December 18, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Immigrants didn't raise your rent and housing costs. Deregulation of the housing and real estate industry in his first administration did that!
By the Die Hard principle, Steel Magnolias is also a Christmas movie
December 17, 2025 at 3:56 PM
By the Die Hard principle, Steel Magnolias is also a Christmas movie
If being lgbtqia was unnatural as the religious people claim, it wouldn't be observable in humans across every habitable part of the planet and across species. It's a feature not a bug!
December 8, 2025 at 6:17 AM
If being lgbtqia was unnatural as the religious people claim, it wouldn't be observable in humans across every habitable part of the planet and across species. It's a feature not a bug!
New drivers in Texas. Just a not so friendly reminder:
Stop signs ARE NOT OPTIONAL!
Lane splitting is illegal
Pedestrians only have right of way IN a crosswalk.
Anything traveling slower than the posted speed limit IS A PEDESTRIAN
Share the road and Drive Friendly
Stop signs ARE NOT OPTIONAL!
Lane splitting is illegal
Pedestrians only have right of way IN a crosswalk.
Anything traveling slower than the posted speed limit IS A PEDESTRIAN
Share the road and Drive Friendly
December 4, 2025 at 4:59 PM
New drivers in Texas. Just a not so friendly reminder:
Stop signs ARE NOT OPTIONAL!
Lane splitting is illegal
Pedestrians only have right of way IN a crosswalk.
Anything traveling slower than the posted speed limit IS A PEDESTRIAN
Share the road and Drive Friendly
Stop signs ARE NOT OPTIONAL!
Lane splitting is illegal
Pedestrians only have right of way IN a crosswalk.
Anything traveling slower than the posted speed limit IS A PEDESTRIAN
Share the road and Drive Friendly
We eat cows because they are dumb and tasty. Yes, they spew gallons of carbon emissions and require huge plots of land to raise. Have you had a dry aged medium strip steak??
November 6, 2025 at 1:28 PM
We eat cows because they are dumb and tasty. Yes, they spew gallons of carbon emissions and require huge plots of land to raise. Have you had a dry aged medium strip steak??
The Great North > Bob's Burgers
November 5, 2025 at 6:19 PM
The Great North > Bob's Burgers
Today in North Texas it's Let's See Who Properly Staked Down Their Halloween Inflatables Day
October 29, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Today in North Texas it's Let's See Who Properly Staked Down Their Halloween Inflatables Day
Overhead
"Some of y'all need to replace your chapstick with glue stick and you'd still find a way to be loud, extra and obnoxious!"
"Some of y'all need to replace your chapstick with glue stick and you'd still find a way to be loud, extra and obnoxious!"
October 27, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Overhead
"Some of y'all need to replace your chapstick with glue stick and you'd still find a way to be loud, extra and obnoxious!"
"Some of y'all need to replace your chapstick with glue stick and you'd still find a way to be loud, extra and obnoxious!"
It's so diabolical it just might work
October 21, 2025 at 3:12 PM
It's so diabolical it just might work
Why is Gen X our best cheerleader? Nobody gave us a ribbon or trophy for showing up. So we support each other no matter the size of the accomplishment because nobody else has
October 12, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Why is Gen X our best cheerleader? Nobody gave us a ribbon or trophy for showing up. So we support each other no matter the size of the accomplishment because nobody else has
Told a student that she couldn't deflect her poor decision making skills by pointing out others flaws. Who does she think she is the president?!
October 7, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Told a student that she couldn't deflect her poor decision making skills by pointing out others flaws. Who does she think she is the president?!
Can we just fast forward to the inevitable military coup??!!
October 1, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Can we just fast forward to the inevitable military coup??!!
If you don't know what this is, your childhood was fairly normal. This is Psalty, the evangelicals answer to Barney who they found to be too liberal and compassionate. This abomination is responsible for The Veggie Tales and the rise of Christian media
October 1, 2025 at 2:43 PM
If you don't know what this is, your childhood was fairly normal. This is Psalty, the evangelicals answer to Barney who they found to be too liberal and compassionate. This abomination is responsible for The Veggie Tales and the rise of Christian media
On stolen land, the original inhabitants and the people you stole from their homes have more right to be here than the people rounding them up.
September 29, 2025 at 1:09 PM
On stolen land, the original inhabitants and the people you stole from their homes have more right to be here than the people rounding them up.
Aggressive acts against ice are up 1000% since there were zero in 2023. That's a grand total of 67 in 2025.
September 25, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Aggressive acts against ice are up 1000% since there were zero in 2023. That's a grand total of 67 in 2025.
