til you cannot go to threads to check if instagram is down🙄

excited for the next LA earthquake to bring everyone here

is there a starter pack for hilarious, open-minded observations, food adjacent but not about food that i can follow thanks!

they’re not aliens if they were here before us.

and how do we verb-ize to say we posted here? and what is the thing? “they blueskied something about eggs” and i read a WHAT on bluesky, a cloud?

what's for dinner?