The Dean
@thedean.bsky.social
Husband. Dad. Singer. Dancer. Lover of Pasta, Steak, Beer, Bourbon, Wine, and a Charcuterie Board. Master of the Irish Goodbye. Go Noles
I suggest eating pasta, and eating and making cheese with your favorite person.
November 17, 2025 at 10:21 PM
I suggest eating pasta, and eating and making cheese with your favorite person.
Two weekends.. two concerts.
LCD Soundsystem and The Weeknd
One for me and one with the kids but both shows absolutely banged.
I am washed though. 100% confirmed.
LCD Soundsystem and The Weeknd
One for me and one with the kids but both shows absolutely banged.
I am washed though. 100% confirmed.
August 26, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Two weekends.. two concerts.
LCD Soundsystem and The Weeknd
One for me and one with the kids but both shows absolutely banged.
I am washed though. 100% confirmed.
LCD Soundsystem and The Weeknd
One for me and one with the kids but both shows absolutely banged.
I am washed though. 100% confirmed.
I’m a crier.. this made me cry.
It will be a year of that. 😂
I can’t believe she’ll be a senior this year.
It will be a year of that. 😂
I can’t believe she’ll be a senior this year.
August 9, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I’m a crier.. this made me cry.
It will be a year of that. 😂
I can’t believe she’ll be a senior this year.
It will be a year of that. 😂
I can’t believe she’ll be a senior this year.
People are lonely as fuck.
It started as a one-off dinner with a chatbot — a night of shrimp, sarcasm — then veered into something unsettlingly human.
I went on a date with my AI dream guy. Then I cried over shrimp
It started as a one-off dinner with a chatbot — a night of shrimp, sarcasm — then veered into something unsettlingly human.
n.pr
July 14, 2025 at 7:26 PM
People are lonely as fuck.
The Bean v The Gulf of Mexico
July 13, 2025 at 2:19 AM
The Bean v The Gulf of Mexico
Hey.. I got a pretty cute kiddo.
July 11, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Hey.. I got a pretty cute kiddo.
View for dinner did not suck tonight.
June 24, 2025 at 2:42 AM
View for dinner did not suck tonight.
Shut up
Hello Bluesky, I've been told this app has become the place to go for common sense political discussion and analysis. So I'm thrilled to be here to engage with all of you.
June 18, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Shut up
The Bean was not having it. Done with it all… Look at that judgmental face 😂
April 22, 2025 at 7:22 PM
The Bean was not having it. Done with it all… Look at that judgmental face 😂
I’m so fucking ready for summer.
It should start tomorrow.
It should start tomorrow.
April 2, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I’m so fucking ready for summer.
It should start tomorrow.
It should start tomorrow.
FL is literally hell on Earth.
April 1, 2025 at 7:28 PM
FL is literally hell on Earth.
I’ll never take for granted getting to spend time with my kiddos. As my two oldest get older, it’s even more of a blessing. What a dope time the Tyler the Creator show was.
March 24, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I’ll never take for granted getting to spend time with my kiddos. As my two oldest get older, it’s even more of a blessing. What a dope time the Tyler the Creator show was.
Booked my vacations for the summer today.
Week in The Keys.
Week at Siesta Key
Weekend in St Augustine September 20-22 for the Singing Out Loud Music fest.
The body is ready.
Week in The Keys.
Week at Siesta Key
Weekend in St Augustine September 20-22 for the Singing Out Loud Music fest.
The body is ready.
February 20, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Booked my vacations for the summer today.
Week in The Keys.
Week at Siesta Key
Weekend in St Augustine September 20-22 for the Singing Out Loud Music fest.
The body is ready.
Week in The Keys.
Week at Siesta Key
Weekend in St Augustine September 20-22 for the Singing Out Loud Music fest.
The body is ready.
Central FL poison acid rain!
Exciting!
Exciting!
January 22, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Central FL poison acid rain!
Exciting!
Exciting!
It doesn’t snow in shitty Central FL.. just good ole acid rain and poison from the phosphate pits around here.. Good ole cancer rain in the cold.
Central FL sucks.
Central FL sucks.
January 21, 2025 at 8:49 PM
It doesn’t snow in shitty Central FL.. just good ole acid rain and poison from the phosphate pits around here.. Good ole cancer rain in the cold.
Central FL sucks.
Central FL sucks.
Merry Crisis from mine to yours.
December 26, 2024 at 1:18 AM
Merry Crisis from mine to yours.
Shrinking is better than Ted Lasso..
What a fucking finale that was tonight.
What a fucking finale that was tonight.
December 24, 2024 at 4:47 AM
Shrinking is better than Ted Lasso..
What a fucking finale that was tonight.
What a fucking finale that was tonight.
How is a Jelly Roll on there? He makes music for Walmart parking lots. It’s not pop.
Billboard’s Greatest Pop Stars of 2024 List:
1. Kendrick Lamar
2. Sabrina Carpenter
3. Taylor Swift
4. Chappell Roan
5. Charli xcx
6. Ariana Grande
7. Beyoncé
8. Post Malone
9. Billie Eilish
10. Jelly Roll
1. Kendrick Lamar
2. Sabrina Carpenter
3. Taylor Swift
4. Chappell Roan
5. Charli xcx
6. Ariana Grande
7. Beyoncé
8. Post Malone
9. Billie Eilish
10. Jelly Roll
December 24, 2024 at 12:03 AM
How is a Jelly Roll on there? He makes music for Walmart parking lots. It’s not pop.
Yesssssssss
Christopher Nolan’s next film is officially an adaptation of #TheOdyssey
• A mythic action epic that follows the tale of Odysseus and his 10-year journey home after the Trojan War
• Starring Tom Holland, Matt Damon, Zendaya, Anne Hathaway, Lupita Nyong’o, Robert Pattinson, and Charlize Theron
• A mythic action epic that follows the tale of Odysseus and his 10-year journey home after the Trojan War
• Starring Tom Holland, Matt Damon, Zendaya, Anne Hathaway, Lupita Nyong’o, Robert Pattinson, and Charlize Theron
December 23, 2024 at 11:17 PM
Yesssssssss
The Big Short starring Christian Bale as Patrick Bateman in American Psycho.
Recast a film with one of the main character's roles from a different film. I'll go first
Home Alone starring Joe Pesci's character from Goodfellas
Home Alone starring Joe Pesci's character from Goodfellas
December 23, 2024 at 6:16 PM
The Big Short starring Christian Bale as Patrick Bateman in American Psycho.
Things I can’t people people eat in 2024 going into 2025
Cracker Barrel
Arby’s
Golden Corral
Cracker Barrel
Arby’s
Golden Corral
December 23, 2024 at 6:12 PM
Things I can’t people people eat in 2024 going into 2025
Cracker Barrel
Arby’s
Golden Corral
Cracker Barrel
Arby’s
Golden Corral
The time I had to be the worst Santa of all time for some Pre K and Kinder students.
Merry Chrysler.
Merry Chrysler.
December 23, 2024 at 2:04 PM
The time I had to be the worst Santa of all time for some Pre K and Kinder students.
Merry Chrysler.
Merry Chrysler.
Fire Todd Bowles tonight.
December 23, 2024 at 4:41 AM
Fire Todd Bowles tonight.